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What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
That time you beat me to it.
beat you there
•What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What is the difference between a men and a savings bonds?
Savings bonds mature faster.
Why didn't I ever guess that DMC is a drummer?
Hey, did you here about the drummer who finished high school?
Me neither.
Hey buddy, how late does the band play?
Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer.
Why didn't I ever guess that DMC is a drummer?
What do you say to a drummer in a three piece suit?
Will the defendant please rise?
What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
• What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
• What has three legs and an asshole?
A drum stool.
What is the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA?
Would you like fries with that, buddy?
And how is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but there's nothing you can do about it.
• What did the drummer say to the band leader?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
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