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    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    I know this info is coming out late but I have it on good authority of what happened late in game 6. First, I'd like to lay the foundation of my argument before we explore this fact/rumor. Since coming into the league as a coach, Greg Popovich has been the most consistent, yet conservative coach in the history of the game. No one can argue this fact. Since tanking for Tim Duncan and drafting him in 1998 no one can argue the fact that Pop has leaned on Duncan more than any player he's ever coached... this is a fact. So the question at hand here is why would Pop remove Duncan from the game during their most important le run with just 28 seconds left? All of you have blamed Pop for this blunder... I've seen you do this time and time again. Yet, none of you question why Tim didn't resist coming out of the game. Sure, he may not have gotten that rebound, but he sure as would have prevented Bosh from getting it. So, until today's breaking news Pop has been the scapegoat.

    Have any of you ever heard of anal fissures? An anal fissure is a small tear in the anus that usual comes from anal sex or extreme straining during the constipation period. If the fissures are not treated promptly they can and will lead to anal leakage or not being able to control or hold back bowel movements. I've been told by someone that I trust with me life that Tim Duncan was not pulled out of game 6 with 28 seconds to go, but he himself asked to be taken out of the game for fear of ting his pants. No, not jokingly, but literally. Now, I have no reason to make these things up, or fabricate the information confided in me, but what I will tell you is this... WITH THE REVELATION OF DUNCAN COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AROUND THE SAME TIME OF THE FINALS IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE THAT HE WOULD BE SUFFERING FROM A SEVERE CASE OF ANAL FISSURES. Upon receiving this shocking information I began to feel sorry for him instead of laughing at him. If any of you happen to know Tim Duncan let him know there is help for his condition. Please pass this along.


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    Sick.

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    Veteran LkrFan's Avatar
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    TOSFissure?

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    lol

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Decent attempt, I'll give it a 4/10. There's no logic behind having anal tears just because he came out of the closet unless you think s don't have sexual intercourse until the come out of they closet. However you are likely more knowledgeable about ass tears than others here, given your Naruto background and all.

    Otherwise... play on.

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    Believe. jeebus's Avatar
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    the amateur tag was amusing

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    the big homie Luva going Cro-Magnon ed bat on the Spur fan anal cavity....

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    Yo Bud...
    Did you ask to keep that video or did the doctor just give it to you right after he fixed you're asshole??

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    🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 ElNono's Avatar
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    Yo Bud...
    Did you ask to keep that video or did the doctor just give it to you right after he fixed you're asshole??
    buddy definitely kept it to commemorate the first time he was raped. He always said it was the happiest time in his life.

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    1ST BALLOT HOF Buddy Mignon's Avatar
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    Bull , yes you did. If I fart you s are trying to find an algorithm to it.

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    Derrick Fisher 5, Tammy Fissure 4*


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    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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