Lakers: :wow MVPau

[ElNono]

MVPau sucked tonight, tbh... can't spin that one... not coincidentally, the Lakeshow lost the game...

[lefty]

MVPau sucked tonight, tbh... can't spin that one... not coincidentally, the Lakeshow lost the game...

[Splits]

Good thing Kobe comes back this friday.

So when the .500 Lakers get Kirbs back and drop under .500, that will also be MVPau's fault? Just trying to keep all your crazy logic straight.

[lefty]

Nene stop pls
I'll tell Keri and Tem
Keri, Tem, where are you
anyone ?
pls

[Bynumite]

MVPau sucked tonight, tbh... can't spin that one... not coincidentally, the Lakeshow lost the game...

MVPussy shot 5-14 vs Detroit, 1-10 vs Houston, 5-18 vs Atlanta. All Laker W's.

The soft pussy is being carried by a bunch of NBA rejects.

Now go to bed, you've posted enough bull for today.

[Splits]

Pau = Cornerstone.

Even when he has an off night he wills his team

[Bynumite]

Gasol's game and numbers are Duncanesque right now. 20 point comeback with MVPussy on the bench, what a joke

[RsxPiimp]

Lost in all this is how Jordan Hill is playing like the Lakers best player, despite of limited minutes.

He leads the team in

PER (19.7)
FG %
Win Shares
Rebounds Per 36 minutes

Not to mention he's the hustle and motor of that Laker team.

[ElNono]

MVPussy shot 5-14 vs Detroit, 1-10 vs Houston, 5-18 vs Atlanta. All Laker W's.

The soft pussy is being carried by a bunch of NBA rejects.

Now go to bed, you've posted enough bull for today.

Pau got a double-double both on the Detroit and Atlanta games, and double digit boards in the Houston game...

Lakerfan picking and choosing to throw MVPau under the bus...

[lefty]

Pau got a double-double both on the Detroit and Atlanta games, and double digit boards in the Houston game...

Lakerfan picking and choosing to throw MVPau under the bus...

Truth bombs !!!!!!

[Deuce Bigalow]

The Most Valuable Pau Award is what the MVP should be named after this performance

[ElNono]

MVPau sucked tonight, tbh... can't spin that one... not coincidentally, the Lakeshow lost the game...

[Bynumite]

Pau got a double-double both on the Detroit and Atlanta games, and double digit boards in the Houston game...

Lakerfan picking and choosing to throw MVPau under the bus...

If a 7 foot got couldn't catch a ing defensive rebound and lead this Laker team in REB per game when he's averaging the most minutes among Laker big men, might as well join the ing WNBA.

MVPussy's ty offense is well do ented (14 PPG on 14 attempts, 43% shooting) and his defense is even worse with opposing big men (Anthony Davis, Nene) getting career nights in points under his watch.

[ElNono]

If a 7 foot got couldn't catch a ing defensive rebound and lead this Laker team in REB per game when he's averaging the most minutes among Laker big men, might as well join the ing WNBA.

MVPussy's ty offense is well do ented (14 PPG on 14 attempts, 43% shooting) and his defense is even worse with opposing big men (Anthony Davis, Nene) getting career nights in points under his watch.

He's leading the team in double-doubles, dude is putting in work at both ends. FACT.

This is typical Lakerfan analysis, tbh... "Ohhh, Kobe shot his usual 42%, not the reason we lost" while overlooking he gave up 35pts to whoever he was guarding...

[LkrFan]

Nene set a career high on MVPaussy. Then LMA dropped him off real proper-like. MVPaussy has a pink fork in his back. He's donePERID.

[Bynumite]

Truth bombs !!!!!!

And i can't stress enough how ing re ed lefty is. When he's not posting gy memes, gifs or emoticons, this got is a glorified cheerleader that follows anti-laker spurfans from thread to thread and deep throats them after every post they make.

After 58K of nothing but steaming pile of posts, suicide should be a viable option in your case and no one should judge you if you choose such ending.

[ElNono]

Nene set a career high on MVPaussy. Then LMA dropped him off real proper-like. MVPaussy has a pink fork in his back. He's donePERID.

keep picking and choosing... fact is this team is nowhere near .500 without MVPau... numbers back it up

[ElNono]

Damn, RMAO fan on RMAO fan violence...

[whitemamba]

3-15

MVP

MVP

MVP

[Bynumite]

He's leading the team in double-doubles, dude is putting in work at both ends. FACT.

This is typical Lakerfan analysis, tbh... "Ohhh, Kobe shot his usual 42%, not the reason we lost" while overlooking he gave up 35pts to whoever he was guarding...

Kobe's offense is still elite which makes up for his defensive shortcomings. Gasol putting up 14 PPG on 14 FGA and shooting 42% from the field while opposing big men have career games is not "putting in work at both ends" son.

MVPau sucked tonight, tbh... can't spin that one... not coincidentally, the Lakeshow lost the game...

Are you saying that when the best player on the team in Kobe's absence doesn't show up and shoots bricks all night long, the Lakers chances of getting the win drop significantly?

Wow... shocking revelation, you sir are a visionary. You should be sitting next to Simmons and Magic imho.

The fact that this Lakers team still managed to get multiple wins this season with Gasol shooting so poorly and playing little to no defense must be mind blowing for you.

Another interesting stat, when Kobe doesn't play, not coincidentally, Gasol never won a single playoff game.

[ambchang]

Even Kobe knows it was MVPau who got them the championships:

http://www.hoopsworld.com/nba-saturd...acy-teammates/

Championships are won on the inside ... That’s really been the biggest strength with our Lakers team. We have a lot of guys who can play in the post, and that’s how you win championships. I can post, Lamar [Odom] can post, Ron [Artest] can post, Pau [Gasol] can post and Andrew [Bynum] can post. Teams are usually lucky if they have one guy that can control the block.
Read more at http://www.hoopsworld.com/nba-saturd...BjcFMlUVmEz.99

That's why Kobe was so hopping mad when MVPau wasn't turning in MVPau performances, because Kobe knows he can no longer coattail to a championship like he did all 5 times.

Also worth noticing that he went in ascending order of ability to post. Kobe (least), Odom (big with perimeter skills), MWP (perimeter player who can't play the perimeter no more and has to bang in the post, MVPau, Bynum (too many injuries though).

[ambchang]

More gold from the article:

So, we lose the game, I go the locker room, I’m steaming. Steaming. I’m furious. Then, finally I get a call, they said, ‘You know what, we got something that’s happening with Pau.’ I was like, ‘Alright. Cool.’ The first game with Pau, we ran the pick-and-roll and I slipped him the ball. He catches it! I was like, ‘Yes!’ Then, he makes the shot! So, as I’m running back to the timeout, I’m screaming. I’m jumping on Pau’s back. It was like, ‘Oh, I have someone that can play.’ That’s what I had to deal with the whole year.

http://www.hoopsworld.com/nba-saturd...acy-teammates/

You can't make this up. While he threw his ex-teammates under the bus (old habits), he can't help but praise MVPau.

[Suspect]

And i can't stress enough how ing re ed lefty is. When he's not posting gy memes, gifs or emoticons, this got is a glorified cheerleader that follows anti-laker spurfans from thread to thread and deep throats them after every post they make.

After 58K of nothing but steaming pile of posts, suicide should be a viable option in your case and no one should judge you if you choose such ending.

Lefty getting ethered

[Arnold Toht]

And i can't stress enough how ing re ed lefty is. When he's not posting gy memes, gifs or emoticons, this got is a glorified cheerleader that follows anti-laker spurfans from thread to thread and deep throats them after every post they make.

After 58K of nothing but steaming pile of posts, suicide should be a viable option in your case and no one should judge you if you choose such ending.

Oh, my god.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe obsessed is what i read out of this thread. Would be awesome if yall really did admire Pau's game as much as you pretend in this thread ...
But i saw the Real feelings when the Pau is now better than Dirk/Tim duncan threads ...

It's only to get at Achilles that yall suck at Pau's ...and we(most of us) know it. It used to bug me the MVPau stuff ... but now it just makes me laugh these weak attempts at subtle and not so subtle Kobe bashing. Especially my boy Amb (great troll job btw) at least Harlem, Lefty and Mid freely admit their hate and do not try to hide behind some outrage at how Pau is treated in L.A.