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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    So instead of enjoying the noon games today, I got to spend my afternoon in church, and baptizing a kid I hardly even know.

    It's been a long time since I've been forced to go to church, it was pretty akward being the only person it seemed who didn't know the prayers, songs, and procedures during the mass.

    Anyways, while zoning myself out during one of the songs I got to thinking..I've been to my share of funerals over the years unfortunately, and each of them was a religious ceremony at a church, with a Catholic priest and prayers, etc.

    So with the evidence nationwide of a less religious society, what the happens when you die as a non believer and you need to be honored? Do funeral homes cater to atheists these days?

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    Actually,

    all the hypocrites - sit there blaming god!



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    Do funeral homes cater to atheists these days?
    $$$ yes

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    Actually,

    all the hypocrites - sit there blaming god!


    That doesn't make any sense.

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    That doesn't make any sense.

    You are too damn stupid to understand it.

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    That doesn't make any sense.
    Actually it does, I think what he is saying is that Atheist have no problem mentioning God throughout their lifetime.

    I never understood why Atheists have in their vocabulary the word God.

    They get off work and have a flat tire? "God Da__ it" You ask them a question they can't answer..."God only knows"

    A lady bends over not wearing panties...."oh my God!" and look at the movies and video games and books created by atheists.













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    Its usually just a cremation gathering without the drama.

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    Cremate him and flush him, meet for drinks at 7.

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    Its usually just a cremation gathering without the drama.
    This, but who will bless the spirit?

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    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    I never understood why Atheists have in their vocabulary the word God
    The word is in my vocabulary as at one time, and most of the skeptics here would agree, religion was a part of my life. My parents forced me to attend church, I went to a Catholic school, etc. As I became older I started to question things, and took the stance that I will need to be proven into being a believer. So far that spiritual awakening hasn't happened.

    Now the word "god" is really only used for religious debates and cussing purposes.

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    Funeral homes will do anything you want. Religion or not, burial or cremation.

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    Funeral homes will do anything you want. Religion or not, burial or cremation.
    It's just strange to think about though. What do you do if the agenda for the rosary, or funeral is not centered around religion? Non religious guest speakers?

    Edit* This was the first result in Google. Apparently aka a "humanist" funeral..

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...3020756AAsuiST

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    This, but who will bless the spirit?
    If it's an atheist or agnostic ceremony, no one would need to.

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    One of my atheist friends died a few years ago and he was cremated and spread into the sea. We had a little "funeral" which was pretty much a somber party where his family and a load of people came, a few of us spoke in front of everyone, told stories, or paid respects aloud. There was a ton of food and drink and it was actually a good time minus the reason we were there. I hope my funeral is like that. I'm going to have my ashes made into a tree of my choosing

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    You are too damn stupid to understand it.
    no, you're just full of nonsense

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    Now the word "god" is really only used for religious debates and cussing purposes.

    And when your shopping.


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    Actually it does, I think what he is saying is that Atheist have no problem mentioning God throughout their lifetime.

    I never understood why Atheists have in their vocabulary the word God.

    They get off work and have a flat tire? "God Da__ it" You ask them a question they can't answer..."God only knows"
    Jesus ing Christ, Santa claus is in my vocabulary too.

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    And when your shopping.

    Yeah they should remove it from money

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    Jesus ing Christ,

    ^ Closet Christian?

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    I always wondered what songs they would sing at an atheist church or at a funeral.

    You are wooooorrrmmm dirrrrrt
    You are wormmm dirt
    You are woooooorrrrrmmmm dirrrt
    You are WORRRRRMDirrrrt

    Oh I don't believe in Goooooood
    Oh I don't beleive in Gooood

    any suggestions?
    Sounds like lyrics to a death metal song.

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    ^ Closet Christian?
    ^ as much as you are a closet Tooth Fairian

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    Jesus ing Christ, Santa claus is in my vocabulary too.

    So be honest damnit!!! and answer this question.

    If you parents got in a car accident today.........were on their death bead, you wouldnt give god a shout out and pray that your folks survive? Or would you do what an atheist should do and just sit there and HOPE they make it.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    ^Idiot

    If your god is really waiting up there for me to pray they survive and would let them die because I didn't, it. lol "hope," that's exactly what prayer is talking to yourself


    I would do what any sane and smart person would do and exhaust my options provided by medical SCIENCE. Next time some you or someone you know gets a life threatening disease, tell them to just pray it away and see if they don't think you're a ing re

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    ^Idiot

    If your god is really waiting up there for me to pray they survive and would let them die because I didn't, it. lol "hope," that's exactly what prayer is talking to yourself


    I would do what any sane and smart person would do and exhaust my options provided by medical SCIENCE. Next time some you or someone you know gets a life threatening disease, tell them to just pray it away and see if they don't think you're a ing re

    You are lying your ass off if you or a family member is about to die and you say you would not pray at least once that you or they live.......whether you are an atheist of not.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    No I ing wouldn't you presumptuous chode. I have no delusions about god. Just because your negro pea brain can't grasp that doesn't mean . You believe in sky daddies, I don't, therefore I wouldn't pray. And like I said, if you believe that your prayer is powerful enough to save someones life then your god is either a got who plays with peoples lives to get reactions from others or you're a massive narcissist who doesn't grasp his insignificance in the universe to really think you hold the power to sway a higher being

    Like I said, next time someone you know is diseased or if you get a disease just pray for it to go away because, you know, it's totally because of your prayer that you survived and not the advancements in technology and SCIENCE along with a team of experts that healed you. And btw, one of my closest friends just found out he has AIDS. I have no intentions to pray for him, only to encourage him to follow his therapy plan and spend time with him doing fun or cool to make his most likely limited existence that much more enjoyable. Don't assume I would do something just because your god fearing re ed ass would

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