TOSB Litmus Test

[midnightpulp]

Kobe playing against Westbrook and Durant + a way better team defense. Duncan playing against D Jordan and broke down K-Mart. Let's not let facts get in the way.

Lol at leaving out Griffin and how Duncan is closing out on Chris Paul in the PnR. And as if Kobe ever guards Durant for more than 5 minutes in any game.

And let's not forget TOSBe (I like that Venti) single-handedly blowing game 2.

Hey, whatever happened to Ramon Sessions? I thought he was supposed to have his own show or something.

[LkrFan]

Lol at leaving out Griffin and how Duncan is closing out on Chris Paul in the PnR. And as if Kobe ever guards Durant for more than 5 minutes in any game.

And let's not forget TOSBe (I like that Venti) single-handedly blowing game 2.

Hey, whatever happened to Ramon Sessions? I thought he was supposed to have his own show or something.

Griffin is overrated and you know that . CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

[midnightpulp]

Griffin is overrated and you know that . CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

Excuses, excuses.

[Stalin]

sessions will be an allstar next season, tbh

[manufan10]

Griffin is overrated and you know that . CP3 is hurt. Duncan don't get props.

Where did I say Kobe guarded Durant?

Sessions is still in his playoff diapers. Next year he gets his pull ups.

Not necessarily "guarded," but it is implied:

Kobe playing against Westbrook and Durant + a way better team defense. Duncan playing against D Jordan and broke down K-Mart. Let's not let facts get in the way.

[tesseractive]

McBob bolsters our bench

Apparently this kind of bolster.



In fairness, being soft is an asset in this scenario.

[GuillermoDiazFan]

Spurs best player - Manu

Lakers best player - Gasol (it'd be Bynum if he had more focus)

[midnightpulp]

Last 5 games:

Kirby: 37.2MIN, .418FG%, 3.2RPG, 4.2APG , 0.2BLK, 1.2SPG, 3.6TO, 26.0PPG

Duncan: 31.0MIN, .552FG%, 11.0RPG, 4.0APG, 4.0BLK (), 1.3SPG, 2.5TO, 19.8PPG and probably the best defensive player in the NBA right now.

[LkrFan]

After tonight's 1-12 stinker, I thought to myself, "should I bump this thread?" You kidding me? Of course I should. No need to thank me.

Ladies and Gentlemen of ST, this TOSF is now averaging:

11.7ppg (on a putrid 38.6% )
6.9rpg
27.4mpg
1.7bpg

$1.36M for ^ kind of productin

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby's production

0.0 ppg (on a putrid 0% )
0.0 rpg
0.0 mpg
0.0 TOPG

3M for ^ kind of productin

[LkrFan]

Kirby's production

0.0 ppg (on a putrid 0% )
0.0 rpg
0.0 mpg
0.0 TOPG

3M for ^ kind of productin

[spurraider21]

if lakerfans will ignore kirby's metrics and just say kobe has 5, its just winning that matters, then spurfan should be able to disregard tim's lame stats to start the year because we're winning

[FuzzyLumpkins]

How TOSB starts; what TOSB looks like:

[Clipper Nation]

After tonight's 1-12 stinker, I thought to myself, "should I bump this thread?" You kidding me? Of course I should. No need to thank me.

Ladies and Gentlemen of ST, this TOSF is now averaging:

11.7ppg (on a putrid 38.6% )
6.9rpg
27.4mpg
1.7bpg

$1.36M for ^ kind of productin

TOSF?

[LkrFan]

TOSF?

Tired Old

[hater]

sessions will be an allstar next season, tbh

[Stalin]

that was sarcasm, , as to when lakerfan was ing themselves over him

[midnightpulp]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (), 11.0PPG

[Thread]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (), 11.0PPG

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old bag Duncan: 4

[LkrFan]

Ah, time for me to do a bump:

Duncan (last 5 games):

28.0MIN, .559FG%, 12.8RPG, 3.6APG, 1.6BLK, 2.2TO, 16.0PPG

Kirby (since The Return):

26.7MIN, .385FG%, 3.7RPG, 6.7APG , 0.0BLK, 1.3SPG, 6.0TO (), 11.0PPG

Damn you for bumping this thread sn

[DAF86]

Boiled down:::

tired injured old bag Kobe: 5

tired old bag (but not as much as Kobe) Duncan: 4

Fixed, imho.

[AchillesHeel]

Fixed, imho.

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[Kool Bob Love]

[Kool Bob Love]

Oh man, it will be very fun 3 years from now when Kobe gets payed 30m for sitting on the bench.

Especially if he's still on top of the bag.