NBA: The Official Time and Cause Of Death

[Koolaid_Man]

Time: Los Angeles on 17 June 2010.

Cause: Black Mamba Poison

Victims: RIP SHAQ and TIMMY

[Boston Pancake]

Holy fahk those girls are literally the ugliest children i've ever seen in my life. How the did two disgusting troll beasts ever come out of Vanessa's sweet little snatch?

[AchillesHeel]

Time: Los Angeles on 23rd May 1999

Cause: Tim Duncan's gay penis sweeping the Lakers out of the Forum

Victims: Kirby & Shaq

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Daddy had that comin'.

[Buddy Mignon]

Holy fahk those girls are literally the ugliest children i've ever seen in my life. How the did two disgusting troll beasts ever come out of Vanessa's sweet little snatch?

Oh, please... have you seen Bird's trailer park trash daughter? You can use that as a scarecrow.

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Can ya imagine Kobe having a son? LOL!!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Can ya imagine Kobe having a son? LOL!!!

nope...would be just like MJ's sons..useless... the problem is they like pretty women....you cannot have a ballin ass son if you marry a good looking women who's no higher than your waistline....If they want athletic sons they're gonna have to marry a Sheryl Swoopes type....This is one area that LeBronze might have just done good for himself....given that his wife is no looker his kids just may have a chance to be great ballers....of course there's always exceptions to the rules.... (i.e them boys in Golden State)

[AchillesHeel]

nope...would be just like MJ's sons..useless... the problem is they like pretty women....you cannot have a ballin ass son if you marry a good looking women who's no higher than your waistline....If they want athletic sons they're gonna have to marry a Sheryl Swoopes type....This is one area that LeBronze might have just done good for himself....given that his wife is no looker his kids just may have a chance to be great ballers....of course there's always exceptions to the rules.... (i.e them boys in Golden State)

Magic's son turned out great, don't you agree?

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nope...would be just like MJ's sons..useless... the problem is they like pretty women....you cannot have a ballin ass son if you marry a good looking women who's no higher than your waistline....If they want athletic sons they're gonna have to marry a Sheryl Swoopes type....This is one area that LeBronze might have just done good for himself....given that his wife is no looker his kids just may have a chance to be great ballers....of course there's always exceptions to the rules.... (i.e them boys in Golden State)

I don't know, Kool....he'd be brought up with that ingrained "hatred"....like Kobe's father brought him up with. It's served Kobe well. Without it he'd be Europe living in Polanski's old rapist chalet.

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Magic's son turned out great, don't you agree?

Is he a good son?

[Koolaid_Man]

Magic's son turned out great, don't you agree?

Magic actually has a straight married son..so it balanced out for him....

[AchillesHeel]

Is he a good son?

[lefty]

When and how did Jerry dieded ?

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't know, Kool....he'd be brought up with that ingrained "hatred"....like Kobe's father brought him up with. It's served Kobe well. Without it he'd be Europe living in Polanski's old rapist chalet.

[Koolaid_Man]

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I can't tell from this picture if he's a good son.

[Koolaid_Man]

I can't tell from this picture if he's a good son.

I would love to see Magic's son dropping it like it's hot...that would be funny as

[Koolaid_Man]

but I believe that kid heard that his dad was gay from the time he was in Grade k..and it affected him growing up...I think ridicule because his dad has HIV may have turned him out...