Who's Likely A Better Cook?

[cantthinkofanything]

Not Avante because he's more likely to blow the dinner $ betting on a lose-lose situation. Those 3 ladies will be the best choice.

Not Avante because he's more likely to blow the waiter

[RD2191]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

good lawd

[The Gemini Method]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

This.

[Fabbs]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

Is this how your internet dating site ad reads?

[Koolaid_Man]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

^ This is straight jack off material. Good job Maalox...you know how to command troll loyalty. I was thinking food when I started the thread now you got me thinking head.

I wonder if Judy, Ashbeeigh, Cucking, and Avante can top that.

[CuckingFunt]

You more than likely over analyze your dishes and make simple recipes become complicated with fancy techniques along with a thesis on why you may or may not enjoy it.

Far from it. I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food.

[I. Hustle]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

281-330-8004 hit me up.

[The Gemini Method]

Far from it. I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food.

Sounds like CF throws down, too. I can't make up my mind...tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

281-330-8004 hit me up.

I feel ya on that...Maalox hit the ball out the park...since I don't have kids I read it as:

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 to your brains out some more you mandingo son of a

[Koolaid_Man]

Sounds like CF throws down, too. I can't make up my mind...tbh.

I agree Cucking will put that slow motion Nawlins gunja on ya....

[Y0DA]

A badass cook, judy is.

[RD2191]

I feel ya on that...Maalox hit the ball out the park...since I don't have kids I read it as:

[The Reckoning]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

that's the maalox i know and love

[Vertigo]

[Vertigo]

[JudynTX]

Well I haven't poisoned my husband yet, so I must be doing something right.

[mrsmaalox]

Well I haven't poisoned my husband yet, so I must be doing something right.

No, you must not be doing something right!

[Trill Clinton]

i need the ladies to post pics of the meals they cook before i vote.

[Sportcamper]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fk your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time

Your husband is truly blessed....

[Sportcamper]

I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food.

From that older “Go to Meal” thread I surmised that you had Italian roots…
I voted for you based on your “Go to pasta” recipes…

[JudynTX]

No, you must not be doing something right!

I wuvs him. ♥

[I. Hustle]

I wuvs him. ♥

Don't listen to her, bigbootyJudy. She has a thing about men. She loves 'em and leaves 'em. She don't trust 'em.

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't listen to her, bigbootyJudy. She has a thing about men. She loves 'em and leaves 'em. She don't trust 'em.

^ I have no quarrel with it what-so-ever...Maalox can leave me all day....it's the loving I'm after


depending on what she can take Imma either beat it up or have fun trying

[Boris]

Most women ive been with ed my brains out. You all date prudes?

[Smart Ass]

Most likely I'd be happy with a bowl of cereal after getting my brains ed out.