OT: I know I'm 8 years too late on this but Kobe's tattoos are horrible

[Thebesteva]

you obviously get most of your pussy outside of a fish store

i cant believe that was actually a joke he made

Serious question, how do you get pussy outside of a fish store? Is this some underground human trafficking joke I dont know about?

[Venti Quattro]

Serious question, how do you get pussy outside of a fish store? Is this some underground human trafficking joke I dont know about?

That's enough internet for the week for you.

[Thebesteva]

That's enough internet for the week for you.

That girl in your sig, she gets ed by the fat one from Horrible Bosses

[DMC]

I dont give a . Not my $.
Wanted him to take half that (12-15)
Now, I just want a tank special.
Pick up Parker or Exum.
Dont pay a max deal to Melo or Gay ...
sign a second tier cat with potential ...
Ride out the contract ... good or bad.

Building around Kobe is the mistake the Lakers are making AFTER Dwight left. We need to build around a top draft pick tbh ...
They seem bent going all in trying to chase 6 ... when building for the future is more important.
But what's done is done.

LRBE decrying Kobe's tatoos is pointless.

I would trade 17 (tying Celts ) and 18 Passing Boston, over Kobe getting 6.
He aint catching MJ even with 6 rings ...so his legacy is what it is. 2nd best SG in NBA history second greatest Laker.

Of course it's not your money, but your logic is that you cannot overpay Kobe because they aren't going to ring anyhow. It's not your money when they spend 130 million for a 1st round sweep either, but you weren't too happy about it.

No one here cares how much the team spends. They want a compe ive group on the court. Salary management has a lot to do with that, at least it has. These days it's about friends playing with friends. I don't recall Jordan wanting to go play with another superstar, or Magic wanting to bring Bird to LA, or any of that nonsense.

Right now the league is dealing with the over the top draft class of 2003. 3 of the top 5 are on the same team. If only Darko could get to Miami (lol drafting Darko 2nd overall).

[Koolaid_Man]

Theres this joke one of my favorite stand up comedians says (Chris D'elia) about how he got into a twitter war with someone and they went into an argument for a few days and finally after a ton of exchanged insults he was informed the person was about 16 years old.

Thats pretty much how I feel with N0 Lyfe which is why I dont get defensive anymore. It's clear he's a kid.

there's absolutely nothing Kobe has said or done in his life that's worse than:

(1) Letting your homeboy share a condo with you and your new wife for 2 years and then when he's forced out by the wife to buy him a condo just down the street from you....

(2) getting a tramp stamp and tongue ring while your homeboy is living with you and your wife

(3) getting cucked for 3 yrs and having your wife fork over 1 million dollars of your money to her illegal alien stripper boyfriend so he can buy a gym

(4) being accused by wife of being gay and then divorcing you after 6 (this is consistent with #1 tbh)

[DMC]

there's absolutely nothing Kobe has said or done in his life that's worse than:

(1) Letting your homeboy share a condo with you and your new wife for 2 years and then when he's forced out by the wife to buy him a condo just down the street from you....

(2) getting a tramp stamp and tongue ring while your homeboy is living with you and your wife

(3) getting cucked for 3 yrs and having your wife fork over 1 million dollars of your money to her illegal alien stripper boyfriend so he can buy a gym

(4) being accused by wife of being gay and then divorcing you after 6 (this is consistent with #1 tbh)

I don't know... jerking off in the shower and still going on trial for rape is up there pretty high, not to mention fighting in church.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't know... jerking off in the shower and still going on trial for rape is up there pretty high, not to mention fighting in church.

nothing is worse that tenderness time with your homie while the wife is grocery shopping and the kids playing video games

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I don't know... jerking off in the shower and still going on trial for rape is up there pretty high, not to mention fighting in church.

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well. And your Duncan is a sexual.

[DMC]

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well. And your Duncan is a sexual.

Tim has 2 kids. He might be bisexual, but not sexual. Neal was acquitted, meaning he did not rape.

You're trying to sneak those in, but they don't work. Much like Kobe.

[DMC]

nothing is worse that tenderness time with your homie while the wife is grocery shopping and the kids playing video games

Weren't you going around talking about being a yourself?

[Koolaid_Man]

Tim has 2 kids. He might be bisexual, but not sexual. Neal was acquitted, meaning he did not rape.

You're trying to sneak those in, but they don't work. Much like Kobe.

how do we know he didn't seek out a sperm donor like Michael Jackson....Tammy is just the ultimate cuck...dem kids look nothing like em

[Koolaid_Man]

Weren't you going around talking about being a yourself?

nor sir...

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Tim has 2 kids. He might be bisexual, but not sexual. Neal was acquitted, meaning he did not rape.

You're trying to sneak those in, but they don't work. Much like Kobe.

Duncan is as as a $3 bill. And your Neal rapedPERIOD

Let us proceed...

[Koolaid_Man]

Duncan is as as a $3 bill. And your Neal rapedPERIOD

Let us proceed...

[Killakobe81]

Of course it's not your money, but your logic is that you cannot overpay Kobe because they aren't going to ring anyhow. It's not your money when they spend 130 million for a 1st round sweep either, but you weren't too happy about it.

No one here cares how much the team spends. They want a compe ive group on the court. Salary management has a lot to do with that, at least it has. These days it's about friends playing with friends. I don't recall Jordan wanting to go play with another superstar, or Magic wanting to bring Bird to LA, or any of that nonsense.

Right now the league is dealing with the over the top draft class of 2003. 3 of the top 5 are on the same team. If only Darko could get to Miami (lol drafting Darko 2nd overall).

never said theu could never overpay Kobe, my point was him taking $10 million less means we probably spend $10million more on some overrated star. Kobe is overrated to at this point, but I get why they did it. I want to rebuild so though Kobe's deal hurts the cap hopefully it prevents us from maxing a Gay or Melo type because that us the same as maxing Dwight who at least plays defense. As for the sweep was expected after Kobe Blake went down did not lose sleep over it ...

[DMC]

never said theu could never overpay Kobe, my point was him taking $10 million less means we probably spend $10million more on some overrated star. Kobe is overrated to at this point, but I get why they did it. I want to rebuild so though Kobe's deal hurts the cap hopefully it prevents us from maxing a Gay or Melo type because that us the same as maxing Dwight who at least plays defense. As for the sweep was expected after Kobe Blake went down did not lose sleep over it ...

You don't seem to understand the concept of deductive reasoning.

Let me splain it to ya's:

1. Giving Kobe 10 million more isn't an issue because they would have just paid an overhyped player and not won anything
2. Giving Kobe 20 million more isn't an issue because they would have just paid an overhyped player and not won anything
3. It doesn't matter how much Kobe makes because it's not your money

Since you think 1 is true, why then isn't 2 also true, especially considering 3? In fact, couldn't you just say Kobe could make 50 million and not have any other players? I know about the rules and how that's not feasible, but as far as building the team, Kobe cannot make too much, cannot be overpaid... since 1 must be true according to your logic.

Now here's my take:

Kobe is overpaid as a player. He's not overpaid as a celebrity. The Lakers aren't paying him to play better basketball, they are paying him to sell tickets. Their le aspirations are shelved for the time being, probably for the remainder of Kobe's tenure. However, in any real world basketball team assessment, Kobe's salary kills any chance the Lakers had to field a compe ive team for the next two years.

Allowing that overpaying one guy keeps others away is delusional and self defeating. No other player would be as useless as Kobe, nor command the pay that Kobe commands. If you think your management would bring in a useless player just because they had the cap space, what's to stop them from doing so when Kobe retires? Also, aren't you just saying your management is too stupid to manage an NBA franchise and needs a money pit to prevent them from spending more money?

You didn't lose sleep over the sweep but the season was a huge letdown. No other Lakers season has been as hyped and produced as little, and you cannot blame the injuries because they were struggling to even make the playoffs when Kobe was playing, and Blake? lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You don't seem to understand the concept of deductive reasoning.

Let me splain it to ya's:

1. Giving Kobe 10 million more isn't an issue because they would have just paid an overhyped player and not won anything
2. Giving Kobe 20 million more isn't an issue because they would have just paid an overhyped player and not won anything
3. It doesn't matter how much Kobe makes because it's not your money

Since you think 1 is true, why then isn't 2 also true, especially considering 3? In fact, couldn't you just say Kobe could make 50 million and not have any other players? I know about the rules and how that's not feasible, but as far as building the team, Kobe cannot make too much, cannot be overpaid... since 1 must be true according to your logic.

Now here's my take:

Kobe is overpaid as a player. He's not overpaid as a celebrity. The Lakers aren't paying him to play better basketball, they are paying him to sell tickets. Their le aspirations are shelved for the time being, probably for the remainder of Kobe's tenure. However, in any real world basketball team assessment, Kobe's salary kills any chance the Lakers had to field a compe ive team for the next two years.

Allowing that overpaying one guy keeps others away is delusional and self defeating. No other player would be as useless as Kobe, nor command the pay that Kobe commands. If you think your management would bring in a useless player just because they had the cap space, what's to stop them from doing so when Kobe retires? Also, aren't you just saying your management is too stupid to manage an NBA franchise and needs a money pit to prevent them from spending more money?

You didn't lose sleep over the sweep but the season was a huge letdown. No other Lakers season has been as hyped and produced as little, and you cannot blame the injuries because they were struggling to even make the playoffs when Kobe was playing, and Blake? lol

It doesn't matter DMCEE...

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