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in her PM's to me she's never dated a fit woman which means she's likely fat....I'm surprised I gave her the time of day tbh
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in her PM's to me she's never dated a fit woman which means she's likely fat....I'm surprised I gave her the time of day tbh
That's the complete opposite of what you posted, genius.
Quit fapping and read them again.
Are Kool and Buddy Mignon one and the same? Kool's troll?
why chumppumper so mad though?
LOL!true!
i miss the days of shrooms and cornhuskers!
He's one of those no game brothas who have to holla at every female name they see online but never say anything IRL. He'd show up at a GTG and you'd not hear a peep from him, then the next day he'd be blowing her inbox up about his sexual prowess.
He doesn't hit her box, he hits her inbox.
Cedric Williams, from Houston, works with his pops at Halliburton cuz daddeh is a manager.
This. While it's obvious pm's from Kool were uninvited, it's also quite obvious that Kool is the kind of needy attention seeker who would interpret ANY reply as an invitation to continue the pursuit. I know Funt is astute enough to see this also, so despite her assertions that she does not troll, I seriously can't imagine she was doing anything BUT trolling Kool by responding to him. Good job
Boy, would you shut the up!!!
Ask luva why he had to change his screen name.
Clit clamp? Nipple electrocution? Anal licking? WTF???
IMO you watch too much porn. I hope you get a real sex partner soon, just don't bring out the nipple electrocution apparatus or clit clamp out on the first date. I hope whomever he/she is, will love licking um, your ears!
This actually makes sense. He probably lives at home and daddy has to shake him out of bed every morning.
She is in the suburbs of New Orleans at Tulane.
Kool is so intimate with her he thought she was in California.
Sadly, if he is really in Houston he is close enough to stalk her in person now. Good thing she never sent a picture even after he begged.
Why all the sucking up to CF?
Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.
LOL, then finish him off with a blumpie.
Maybe because us being men, we all secretly want to her?? I dunno.....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...0Snow%20Blower
Russian Snow Blower
The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
Russian Snow Blower
Blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a
Rusty Trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
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Embarrassed? Yes. Mad? No.
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