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  1. #176
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Kool still curbstomping himself. Doing a better job of showing what a pathetic re he is better than anyone else

  2. #177
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...0Snow%20Blower

    Russian Snow Blower
    The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
    Russian Snow Blower




    Blumpie
    to get a blowjob while taking a



    Rusty Trombone
    The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
    Well thank you for the definitions Dawg

  3. #178
    Fan Since 1973 Twisted_Dawg's Avatar
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    Well thank you for the definitions Dawg
    I am so far out of the game, I had to look them up for myself.

  4. #179
    I'm smarter than you Expert's Avatar
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    all I know is that Kool has gotten the glass bottom boat without the saran wrap

  5. #180
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    all I know is that Kool has gotten the glass bottom boat without the saran wrap

  6. #181
    Brutus NFO's Avatar
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    That will likely be you when your "3-way" is playing on your computer tonight.

  7. #182
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...0Snow%20Blower

    Russian Snow Blower
    The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
    Russian Snow Blower




    Blumpie
    to get a blowjob while taking a



    Rusty Trombone
    The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.


    That is some funny right there! No Dirty Sanchez?

  8. #183
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.
    Finish you off with a 68? Cheap bas !

  9. #184
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Finish you off with a 68? Cheap bas !
    Not like me, right? I give you a 70

  10. #185
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Not like me, right? I give you a 70
    ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!

  11. #186
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!
    LOL

    Come and get it Kool!


  12. #187
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    LOL

    Come and get it Kool!


    you only have a short time to live...enjoy it whilst you can..if it means electric stimuli why not try it out...just a little dose of electricity on the nipples or clit...

  13. #188
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!
    I just got done healing from the last time. Did you ever regain feeling after using the anal ice plug?

  14. #189
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


    Anal ice plug?
    Is that what that was? I've been using it to chill my martins!

  15. #190
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


    Anal ice plug?
    Is that what that was? I've been using it to chill my martins!


    Who is Martin and why do you have so many?

  16. #191
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


    Anal ice plug?
    Is that what that was? I've been using it to chill my martins!
    So you like it stirred not shaken?

  17. #192
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    So you like it stirred not shaken?
    She likes it when I stir her martinis

  18. #193
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    So you like it stirred not shaken?
    She likes it when I stir her martinis

    Last edited by marini martini; 01-01-2014 at 01:32 PM.

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    Veteran LkrFan's Avatar
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    Rusty Trmbone? Who comes up with this ?

  20. #195
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Rusty Trmbone? Who comes up with this ?
    The one playing the trombone

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