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    The ex-wife of famed novelist Cormac McCarthy was cuffed Saturday after an out of this world argument with her boyfriend turned violent.

    The Santa Fe couple was feuding over space aliens when Jennifer McCarthy unholstered a handgun from her vagina and threatened the man, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

    The incident began when McCarthy, 48, started arguing with her unnamed 53-year-old boyfriend about extraterrestrial beings when the discussion got heated and took a bizarre turn.

    McCarthy went into the couple’s shared bedroom then emerged wearing nothing but white lingerie and “a silver handgun in her vagina,” police wrote in the probable cause statement.

    The woman started having sex with the handgun, her boyfriend told cops, and asked him, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

    McCarthy then withdrew the gun and pointed it at her boyfriend’s head. The startled beau grabbed the piece and chucked it in a toilet to keep McCarthy from shooting him. She found the Smith and Wesson, her boyfriend again took it from her again then threw the gun in the trash outside before calling cops.

    Officers responded about 10:52 a.m. and found the gun, the report says. McCarthy was arrested and charged with aggravated assault on a household member.

    She was let out Sunday after posting a $500 bond, The Smoking Gun reports.

    The alleged gunslinger was once married to Pulitzer Prize-winning author Cormac McCarthy, whose novels “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men,” have been turned into acclaimed feature films.

    He is arguably best known for his award-winning novel, “All the Pretty Horses.”

    The notoriously private writer was married to Jennifer McCarthy from 1998 until 2006 and the former couple reportedly has a teenaged son together, The Smoking Gun reported.

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    Meh...I''m sure Kool_Aid does that all the time.

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    talk about fire in the hole

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    he must be her CosmicCuckhold

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    hopefully there wasnt anything discharged

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    “Who is crazy, you or me?”

    Trick question tbh, but mostly you.

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    " this"

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    he must be her CosmicCuckhold

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    I'd hate to see where she kept the knife.

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    I thought it was the other Jenny McCarthy

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    Leave the gun, take the canolis.


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    I thought it was the other Jenny McCarthy
    I probably would have helped her out.

    Her: Who is crazy now?
    Me: Me, ! I'm crazy! Gimme that damn gun and take this inyomouf

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    "I don't squirt...i spray"

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    now you know why es' clothes are often designed without pockets? because they're all born with a "natural" glovebox between their legs

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    he must be her CosmicCuckhold

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