smells like band-aids son.
What the is it? So my new GF asks me if I'd like a BLT sammich for lunch and like any non-pussified man who still eats bacon I say oh yeah. My taste buds are ready and she brings out a nice plate with chips and pickles and I go for it with a big bite and right away I know something is up with the bacon. It just ain't right. I look at her with my "wtf" face and she says "turkey bacon". Oh no. Give me real artery clogging delicious pork bacon. Is there any other kind!?
I didn't finish the sammich and told her I am old school and eat real man food and am not on some pussified diet. She smiled and headed to the fridge, took out the thick bacon and got to cooking. She jumped up several spots on the "she's a keeper" scale.
Who here likes turkey bacon?
smells like band-aids son.
Awww z naw!!! WTF is that bull . Turkeys are for Thanksgiving, Christmas and for making a regular sammich to haul off to work for lunch. Im with you. If I want bacon damnit, it better be pealed the off a hogs ass fo sho.![]()
There is nothing better than Farmland Bacon. Once you've had it you can eat no other bacon.
Turkey bacon is for dudes that own cats.
LMAO!!!!![]()
La Quercia, step your game up.
that's the way it is done.
The [applewood smoked] craze is something else I just can't get to. It tastes like a gd foot.
cider cured bacon is way better than applewood smoked.
Comrade Baselinebum speaks the truth. Some foods made from animals do smell & taste terrible, sometimes they even reek of formalin which'd immediately remind you of the dead corpses of those animals tbh. That's why Rogue always tries his best NOT to eat any meat, at home or anywhere.
^But, I had a ribeye the other night that tasted so good it was comparable to an orgasm. What'd I'd do? I jockeyed right out and bought another one the next day. What happened? It tasted like the back end of Mr. Ed.
Turkey bacon is yummy. And I own cats too![]()
But you are a woman. That's fine. You can eat all the turkey bacon you want and own a few cats too. Nothing wrong with that at all.
The only way to have Turkey bacon taste good is to microwave it crisp. It cooks it crisp and it taste pretty good. Not
as good as the real thing but if your on a restrictive diet this and egg beaters for breakfast is a lot better than oatmeal.
I don't own a cat....never will...
Salty cardboard? No thank you.
Wrights thick sliced peppered bacon is the bomb.
I figured you for a turkey bacon guy, without the cats.
Culebra Meat Market's manteca makes excellent refried beans too.
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