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  1. 01-12-2014 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avante
    Dude, are you really dumb enought to think I actually bet 5,500 on football games...hahahaha!!!!!! Once I saw just how much this meant to you/others I decided to have some fun with it. What wife lets her husband bet thousands of dollars on football games?

    I had fun with it, now it's time to talk about the games left....got it?

    Done talking about me...ok?
    NFL betting expert claiming his wife won't let him bet
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  2. 01-12-2014 #2
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    The key is to know your target audience as you all can see I do...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I;m as master at taking any situation and it becoming all about.....me.

    BUT....I'm bored with it and far more interested in the remaining games. So I'll be talking football, you can talk about....me.

    I did get a big laugh out of that.....ok gang lets all just ignore Avante.......hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah right.
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  3. 01-12-2014 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DUNCANownsKOBE
    NFL betting expert claiming his wife won't let him bet
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
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  5. 01-12-2014 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
    Lorenzo Neal-type s, to be specific..
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  6. 01-12-2014 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avante
    The key is to know your target audience as you all can see I do...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The most whipped man alive

    "I was just kidding about all those picks, my wife won't let me bet!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
    that would explain why he loves big black men so much
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
    Cuckvante
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  9. 01-12-2014 #9
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    The search engine here sucks, I can't find the posts of Avante's creepy, disturbing comments about Lorenzo Neal's body from 2 years ago..
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    what a got
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  11. 01-12-2014 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
    I;ved noticed you talk a lot about big ed black guys amigo, what gives?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avante
    I;ved noticed you talk a lot about big ed black guys amigo, what gives?
    What does your wife look like, tbh?..
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    See how easily I do this....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep.,..THE MASTER!
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    Welp wifey gonna have to curl up to a spot under the bus next to mason
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosylab1k
    he probably lets his wife big- ed black guys while he sits in the corner jerking off.
    chapelle show
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarlemHeat37
    What does your wife look like, tbh?..
    5-10 135 with long blonde hair, big blue eyes and that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HarlemHeat37
    What does your wife look like, tbh?..
    I would say not too great, Avante spent his career working at a cheese factory iirc and he's morbidly obese. Just putting 2 and 2 together tbh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avante
    5-10 135 with long blonde hair, big blue eyes and that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk.
    How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DUNCANownsKOBE
    How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?
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  20. 01-12-2014 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by DUNCANownsKOBE
    How does she walk when Lorenzo Neal gets done relocating her kidneys with his middle leg?
    Why the cartoon bit? Nobody is 15 years old...ok?

    Lorenzo 's dad is a preacher in Lemoore, his uncle Wilie a friend of mine.

    Here we have all this football to talk about and who is the master here...yep...me!
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  21. 01-12-2014 #21
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    Cuckvante
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    Quote Originally Posted by Avante
    Why the cartoon bit? Nobody is 15 years old...ok?

    Lorenzo 's dad is a preacher in Lemoore, his uncle Wilie a friend of mine.
    Uncle Willie

    "Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her . I promise to clean her up for you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clipper Nation
    Cuckvante
    The most pussy-whipped cuckhold on the planet
    That coming from a got, sheesh!
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  24. 01-12-2014 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DUNCANownsKOBE
    Uncle Willie

    "Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her "
    They probably met after Cuckvante put an ad up on Craigslist searching for "Bulls to service his wife," tbh....
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  25. 01-12-2014 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DUNCANownsKOBE
    Uncle Willie

    "Hey Willeh, can you come over tonight? Judy is in the mood and I'm too inadequate to satisfy her "
    Yep, Willie Neal. He ran on those Lemoore High School 4x1 teams with the great Tommie Smith. Lorenzo a great HS wrestler while there.
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