The Cosmic and Cucking Hook Up - What A Date Would Look Like For Them

[Koolaid_Man]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut.



Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...




Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:



Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test



He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres










Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari



Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait)



He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash





Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It:

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...









After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't ...

[Buddy Mignon]

ing rednecks.

[SnakeBoy]

All the while Koolaid_Man works on his computer so he can get back to pretending to be a playa on the internet.

[hehateme]

took a little to much time preparing this roast tbh...the next thing you know capri will be PM'ing cosmic for e-sex.

[BacktoBasics]

Well played...

[CuckingFunt]

So this is how you're going to try and get my attention now that I've asked you to stop sending me PMs?

My apologies to the board...

[CubanSucks]

So this is how you're going to try and get my attention now that I've asked you to stop sending me PMs?

My apologies to the board...

you couldn't just humor the attention seeking child for the rest of us?

[apalisoc_9]

Kool is an attention

But this is material

[TE]

Kool with the rare goods, tbh.

[irishock]

[AussieFanKurt]

its sad someone spends this much time on something so unfunny

[Reck]

its sad someone spends this much time on something so unfunny

True that.

I dont see anything funny about it. Specially since this is all forced coming from an ultra butthurt rejected kool.

[ChumpDumper]

True that.

I dont see anything funny about it. Specially since this is all forced coming from an ultra butthurt rejected kool.

That's the funny part to me. No number of threads will make up for his display of butthurt that day.

[Koolaid_Man]

That's the funny part to me. No number of threads will make up for his display of butthurt that day.

if you say so possum face

[Koolaid_Man]

I think this should be the official red neck thread

[ChumpDumper]

if you say so possum face

I do say so. You've been in damage control mode ever since.

[Koolaid_Man]

I do say so. You've been in damage control mode ever since.

I'm not the one ing dogs and possums

[ChumpDumper]

I'm not the one ing dogs and possums

You're the one starting thread after thread trying to avenge your butthurt.

[hehateme]

You're the one starting thread after thread trying to avenge your butthurt.

^This. Maybe you should flee to the mountains with Avante and save yourself the embarrassment.

[ChumpDumper]

^This. Maybe you should flee to the mountains with Avante and save yourself the embarrassment.

To his credit, he did retire from ST forever for thirty five minutes.

[Chewbacca]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut.



Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...




Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:



Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test



He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres










Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari



Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait)



He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash





Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It:

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...









After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't ...

[Chewbacca]

[silverblk mystix]

First we get their true profiles:


Without further ado - Mr. Cosmic Cowboy. The name Cosmic comes from his planet sized gut.



Next we have the beautiful Cucking Funt...yes Kool would the woman pictured below...there's something that reeks of good sex...




Cosmic invites Cucking over for a nice evening:



Before The 5 Course Meal Starts He Asks His Dog To Taste Test



He Then Prepares An Assortment of delicious Hor d'oeuvres










Add In Some To-Die-For Calamari



Next He Prepares The Official Side Dishes (and cucking can't wait)



He Pulls Out His Specialty Pan Before He Starts The Goulash





Alas The Meat Should Be Ready By Now So He Goes To Check On It:

and Perfecto:It Meets With CF's Approval We Got Chicken, Ribs, Shrimp Skewers, and the Specialty Hog's Head...









After All That Good Eating it's time for some Sex...Cosmic instructs Cucking Objects, but she finally complies
The Next Morning Cucking Is Up Early and Upset Because She Didn't ...

Kool with the accurate goods!!!!!

[Chewbacca]

[CosmicCowboy]

I get home from the rodeo and find this.

I've owned this cyber so bad he is dreaming about me and waking up on Saturday Morning to make epic posts about his fantasies of my sex life.

Anybody want to buy a cyber ?

This one is getting a little a little too obsessed with me and messing the carpets...

And yeah, he can start hundreds of threads trying to trash other posters but bottom line is he made an emasculated fool of himself in the CF thread that he can never recover from. This would be Kool if he were a dog. He just peed himself.