NBA: The Official Court Transcript From The Cully Vs. DMC Murder Trial

[Koolaid_Man]

Although he's technically dead...DMC still has one hand sticking out of the grave I think I did a good job of capturing the trial word for word.




Cully's Openly Carries Out A Cold Blooded Murder On The Show

On DMC:

"Oh Him, You Know what. If I ever Catch him and that ing Double A on the ing street, those ing bas s I'm gonna make em sorry their daddies ever squirted their asses out. Especially that ing DMC. That Old Crock!!! I'd HIM UP. For starters...Son of a ...I'd bust his..I'd face em up and bust his ass to the ing rim.. knocker...Son of a ...

Then Double A he's another half a got...you know these mutha ers threatening me with my ing personal information it's ing it's terrible man, terrible... I wouldn't do that to a ing dog..and it's wrong it's ing wrong...and they guys that are sitting there silent and not saying anything need to tell those guys that it's ing wrong...you know DMC's got no ing restraint..None!!!jesus christ in a way I'm glad he won tonight because if he woulda lost I'd a rolled the ing gotdam barrel, come on here, broke his ing ass and he'd a ing released some ing personal information. He's got no ing restraint...No ing decency..Son of !!! He's an old ing you know he's a (inaudible) he's a ing you know a ing looney toon..and Double A he's just as bad..

I don't think DMC the son of a has had an original thought in his ing life he's an embarrassement. All he does is follow me around you know catching my farts..that son of a . He's a poor you know the poor thing..he's old. You thought I'm old that Son of a makes me look young. Son of a !!!

What do you think of Harlem Heat? "He kind of backed off I kinda put a foot in his ass and he kinda ing straightened up. I don't have any problems with him no more. You know he learned his ing lessons. He came at me a little bit I put him in the ing you know in a camel (inaudible) and beat the all loving out of em and you know he's been fine. I knocked him the corner a little bit and kicked the out of em every once in a while he's ing tame...I got everybody on the ing mend now there's not too many people give me a ing hard time.

DMC is a pain in the ass he's on some kind of disability from the neck up the Son of a .

[irishock]

DMC needs to call in next show and face the most dominant forum poster in the history of the webs.

[Koolaid_Man]

DMC needs to call in next show and face the most dominant forum poster in the history of the webs.

^ and he just happens to be my uncle

[Joyrider]

DMC needs to call in next show and face the most chicken forum poster in the history of the webs.

fify

[Koolaid_Man]

If DMC calls in to face Cully it will be big...big news like the USA Bronze Medal, the Spurs melting away in 6, Amy giving a cool million to a strip dancing beeanna...

[irishock]

fify

dude you wouldn't say that on the air. Everyone cried about him being "chicken " yet no one had the balls to call in and battle him mano a mano.. seriously come on now, it's just a radio call. Culburn won't stick his hand through the phone line and choke you to death

even the legend Midnightpulp himself sounded a little anxious when he called in

[Buddy Mignon]

dude you wouldn't say that on the air. Everyone cried about him being "chicken " yet no one had the balls to call in and battle him mano a mano.. seriously come on now, it's just a radio call. Culburn won't stick his hand through the phone line and choke you to death

even the legend Midnightpulp himself sounded a little anxious when he called in

She sure did. It was like she was having sex for the first time. Sweaty palms... stammering speech... and knocking knees. To bad Kool stood the up.

[DMC]

dude you wouldn't say that on the air. Everyone cried about him being "chicken " yet no one had the balls to call in and battle him mano a mano.. seriously come on now, it's just a radio call. Culburn won't stick his hand through the phone line and choke you to death

even the legend Midnightpulp himself sounded a little anxious when he called in

trying to bait an alpha
threatening to quit because someone has your personal information
doing so after calling someone else "afraid" for not calling in to a podcast where 5 people are listening

[Koolaid_Man]

trying to bait an alpha
threatening to quit because someone has your personal information
doing so after calling someone else "afraid" for not calling in to a podcast where 5 people are listening

we all know you're the biggest pussy alive...you're not even true to your sig....if you were you would have picked a in my club thread...you like to talk behind the screen but when it's showtime you nut up...you're truly made

[DMC]

we all know you're the biggest pussy alive...you're not even true to your sig....if you were you would have picked a in my club thread...you like to talk behind the screen but when it's showtime you nut up...you're truly made

Cedric Williams.... IT dude... son of Cedric Williams Sr...

Ever get a pic of Funt's balls?

[Koolaid_Man]

Cedric Williams.... IT dude... son of Cedric Williams Sr...

Ever get a pic of Funt's balls?

and yet you're too chicken to go to Halliburton and prove it... go figure

[Thread]

Kool Aid Man

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm inviting you into my world DMC why won't you come?

[DMC]

and yet you're too chicken to go to Halliburton and prove it... go figure

I walk down the hill and all the cows. Trust me on this.

[DMC]

I'm inviting you into my world DMC why won't you come?

I am alpha. I don't need invites.

[Koolaid_Man]

I walk down the hill and all the cows. Trust me on this.

ok..just let me know when you're ready to play...otherwise Imma call chicken ...all you gotta do is go to Halliburton to confirm..that's it very simple...

[Koolaid_Man]

I am alpha. I don't need invites.

alpha re

[Joseph Kony]

Sounds like Dale has been thoroughly mind ed by DMC

[irishock]

Sounds like Dale has been thoroughly mind ed by DMC

He's not the one refusing to call in. really it's obvious how much DMC cared about the talk show since he replied to the thread a lot but wouldn't call in

[DMC]

ok..just let me know when you're ready to play...otherwise Imma call chicken ...all you gotta do is go to Halliburton to confirm..that's it very simple...

I already told you I am not going to pursue you. I know who you are. That's all that matters. If you were someone, that would at least be interesting, but you're not.

[Thread]

He's not the one refusing to call in. really it's obvious how much DMC cared about the talk show since he replied to the thread a lot but wouldn't call in

Shocky

[DMC]

Shocky

Hi,

How's life?

Let's get real.

At one point, though people were scared of you because of your antics on the old Suns board, you were actually amusing...or at least entertaining. Unfortunately, you have become a s of your former self.

I know you (and Kool) are upset about the sanctions against you (and future sanctions) ins uted by the EC. But keep a few things in mind:

1. I'm in control here. I can un-pink Kool whenever I want. However, he hasn't behaved well enough for that to happen. He tries to incite others, he called me lame, and has been generally combative.

2. The EC likes you. They are just trying to rein you in. The more you parrot and talk nonsense, the more the shorter the leash will get. So, it's probably in your best interest to take the small changes in stride and with some humor rather than fighting it all the way.

So, I am just sayin' ... it's probably best if you stop parroting so much. Stop posting the same pictures over and over. And stop talking about screwing everyone's mom.

Thanks.

--KE

[irishock]

Did the EC actually go forth and limit Giuseppe to 1 post per 15 minutes? WTF

[Koolaid_Man]

I already told you I am not going to pursue you. I know who you are. That's all that matters. If you were someone, that would at least be interesting, but you're not.

wrong and wrong

but let's pretend you are right...you pursuing me is outright laughable I'd I'm not trying to be funny or derogatory in any way but if you did pursue you'd be pushing up daisies next to your mama...real talk

[ChumpDumper]

wrong and wrong

but let's pretend you are right...you pursuing me is outright laughable I'd I'm not trying to be funny or derogatory in any way but if you did pursue you'd be pushing up daisies next to your mama...real talk

Why would you kill a man for visiting your workplace?

Weird threat tbh.