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You sound like a gangsta. Probably look like one too. You shouldn't be surprised.
man...if there's one thing I can't stand it's black on black racism....so I run up to Walmart to buy some paper and body wax for my private areas...and this ing gold teeth wearing bum looking mofo stops me (while I'm listening to Drake and 2 Chainz on my Ipod) and asks me can he see my ticket...and yes I went off on his ass...not only did he see me check out but he also let the Mexican lady and her daughter walk right past him with out asking to see their "ticket"....so I pull my ear buds out look him square in the gold teefs and say: " Your ass ain't seeing my ticket it homie, don't even play me like that." he was like "Cool"and I walked smooth up outta that mutha a...
then I head to Home Depot to pick up some shop towels and Windex..and there's an older brotha there with a stand selling BBQ..so wanting to support the black business and all.... I decide on my way out to try a rib and jalapeno link...this guy tells me: "That will $6.75 sir"...so I hand him a $10...he looks into his make shift cash register then looks at me and asks: "How much do I owe you back"
what a ing morning
You sound like a gangsta. Probably look like one too. You shouldn't be surprised.
Bend over and I'll show you a Pro...
I guess the real question is why not get the shop towels and Windex at Walmart?
ever heard of a thing called a gift card?
Fascinating insight into the type of neighborhood you live in
it's so hood...dawg....
Nope.ever heard of a thing called a gift card?
Mexico is lacking..Welcome to America son
So you went off on a guy who has to work at Wal-Mart. Most of the door greeters are old folks who need the money.
Does he need that job for food? After they review the tape of how he works and how he let you go, he may not have a job.
His job is just to see if you had a receipt.... all you had to do was just flash it at him, he does not read it.......you suck!
Probably some old retiree. He should have sent for security to show this jackass a lesson.
all I ask is to be treated fairly....he prolly let white people pass him all day without saying a gotdam thang and as soon as he see's another black male he decides he wants to do his job.... em....he was a teen...a young black male with gold teefs...that means you should hate his guts
I don't care is they ask to see my receipt. I don't have a problem showing it. Don't go to Sam's if showing your ticket bothers you.all I ask is to be treated fairly....he prolly let white people pass him all day without saying a gotdam thang and as soon as he see's another black male he decides he wants to do his job.... em....he was a teen...a young black male with gold teefs...that means you should hate his guts
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Mexico is lacking..Welcome to America son
For everyone's convenience, i translated Kool's post from "Kool's internet black guy schtick" to the "Kool's nerdy Houston resident real life" dialect.
man...if there's one thing I can't stand it's black guys picking on me....so I run up to Walmart to buy some paper and baby oil for my jerkoff sessions...and this ing scary intimidating black man stops me (while I'm listening to Bananarama and Culture Club on my Walkman cassette player) and asks me can he see my receipt...and yes I pissed my pants and started crying...not only did he see me tuck a roll of TP into the band of my sweats, but he also saw the Mexican lady at the register tell me my jerkoff oil couldn't be paid for with food stamps....so I pull my cheap foam covered headphones, avoid eye contact, and say: " Okay i'll put everything back, just don't call the police! I'll take you around back and suck your if you want!" he was like "Cool"
then I head to Home Depot to pick up some shop towels and Windex to clean the off my face..and there's an older brotha there with a stand selling BBQ..since sucking black makes me hungry.... I decide on my way out to try a rib and jalapeno link...this guy tells me: "That will $6.75 sir"...so I hand him a food stamp...he looks into his make shift cash register then looks at me and asks: "Give me some real money you broke ass "
what a ing morning
he same race baited me...he let the Mexicans ride but he challenged the black man...typical house behavior
... so I'm going to about it while using a number of negative African American stereotypes."
You used a gift card to buy Windex?ever heard of a thing called a gift card?
Karma Chameleon is a pretty cool song, tbh.
it's not racism it's truth....you're complaint doesn't equate...doesn't make sense at all...and yes I buy windex by the pound...
Apparently Kool is not such a badass in the real life as he always tries to pretend to be on the internet, imho. Just a black version of Holden Caulfield imho, acting tough only to cover up his true pussy self, but always failed.
I read it all and all... that had a lot of extra details for a pretty vanilla story. I am glad you threatened the old man to leave you alone tho. Only question is why were you staring at this dude while you checked your cart up?man...if there's one thing I can't stand it's black on black racism....so I run up to Walmart to buy some paper and body wax for my private areas...and this ing gold teeth wearing bum looking mofo stops me (while I'm listening to Drake and 2 Chainz on my Ipod) and asks me can he see my ticket...and yes I went off on his ass...not only did he see me check out but he also let the Mexican lady and her daughter walk right past him with out asking to see their "ticket"....so I pull my ear buds out look him square in the gold teefs and say: " Your ass ain't seeing my ticket it homie, don't even play me like that." he was like "Cool"
then I head to Home Depot to pick up some shop towels and Windex..and there's an older brotha there with a stand selling BBQ..so wanting to support the black business and all.... I decide on my way out to try a rib and jalapeno link...this guy tells me: "That will $6.75 sir"...so I hand him a $10...he looks into his make shift cash register then looks at me and asks: "How much do I owe you back"
what a ing morning
No , the amount of time and trouble to go to two stores to save Windex money doesn't jive.
you and go
lol gift card Windex
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