Ran out of gas last night

[cantthinkofanything]

Yep. Listening to some Thin Lizzy and the time got away from me. On an old dirt road and ran out of petrol. Miles away from nowhere (thank Dwight). Poppsed some Danny Reed in the cassette player. Nigra Joe didn't know what the was going on. I farted in his face and axed him to get out of my car. He obliged but raised his lip to show gold teef. I almost shot him but instead poppsed the trunk and let Mad Collins have at him. I drove away. ed up night but I made it home.

[Relevancy]

You know how in the movies a serial killer usually comes out of nowhere and stabs them to death? Why couldn't that happen to you?

[cantthinkofanything]

You know how in the movies a serial killer usually comes out of nowhere and stabs them to death? Why couldn't that happen to you?

No one stabs me to death. I ing do a dragon kick and knock them out an then go to they house and have sex with they mom.

[xmas1997]

So how did you drive away if you ran out of gas?
Inane.

[cantthinkofanything]

So how did you drive away if you ran out of gas?
Inane.

where did I say I drive away?

[xmas1997]

where did I say I drive away?

Hmm, excellent point.

[cantthinkofanything]

Hmm, excellent point.

ing . Mad Collins had a car parked behind the Juniper Tree. That's what I drove.