Jazz: Anyone listening to Karl Malone commentate the Jazz game?

[AussieFanKurt]

"Derrick Favors will probably be the most talented big in the league"

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[sook]

Mailman was a thug.

[Clipper Nation]

Mailman was a thug.

Thug is putting it lightly:

From the December 6, 1984 Washington Post:

Rice junior center Dave Ramer will undergo reconstructive surgery Friday in Houston to repair multiple injuries suffered in what Coach Tommy Suitts says was an intentional elbowing incident in Monday's game against Louisiana Tech. Ramer has a depressed cheekbone, fractures above and below his right eye socket and a collapsed sinus after the incident involving Louisiana Tech's Karl Malone.


Malone had gone up for a rebound and came down swinging his elbows. Ramer was unfortunate enough to be in the same area code. The blow shattered Ramer's cheekbone, and he went down screaming in pain. Malone just looked at him and walked away. Malone's coach was so appalled by Malone's behavior that he went out on the court and told Malone to go back and show some decency and concern. Let me repeat that for emphasis:


Malone's coach made him go back out on the court and act like he cared.


It was obvious that he didn't. Malone muttered a forced apology, but of course Ramer was in no condition to hear it.


Ramer never played basketball again. Amazingly, instead of going to jail or being sued, Malone went on to the NBA and his career flourished. But he didn't stop sending people to the hospital.

http://www.makingpages.org/hoops/Mal...ger.html#ramer

[Venti Quattro]

Somebody look out for him, he might choke on the mic in the fourth quarter.

[AussieFanKurt]

Somebody look out for him, he might choke on the mic in the fourth quarter.

[baseline bum]

Somebody look out for him, he might choke on the mic in the fourth quarter.

Or drop it and fall on his ass like in the Utah version of 6.

[Venti Quattro]

Jordan Hayward

That will never happen if Karl Malone was never in the Building.

[baseline bum]

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[LkrFan]

Thug is putting it lightly:

Did you hear him basically call Bonny Griffin a li'l ? I did.

[Budkin]

Thankful every day that bag never won a le.

[baseline bum]

Thankful every day that bag never won a le.

Even better that he singlehandedly choked that sure le away. Sort of the original Manu tbh.

[AussieFanKurt]

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Karl Malone just told 1280 sports that he listens to Nickelback when he works out I'm going to need time to process this

[resistanze]

The whitest on earth that white people don't want

[unforeseen]

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Or drop it and fall on his ass like in the Utah version of 6.

bum, sweetheart, puddin'head, there is nothing, NOTHING like 6. 6 is stand alone. Just count your blessings it didn't happen 30 years ago. Otherwise Media would've beat you half to death over it. Instead? Aside from our people you've been unbesmirched. Sure, you're light 1, but, only [we] notice.

[baseline bum]

bum, sweetheart, puddin'head, there is nothing, NOTHING like 6. 6 is stand alone. Just count your blessings it didn't happen 30 years ago. Otherwise Media would've beat you half to death over it. Instead? Aside from our people you've been unbesmirched. Sure, you're light 1, but, only [we] notice.

Sorry son, Stockton had that le won with the three he hit and with Pippen having no chance of playing a game 7. So Warm Karl posts up on the left block, doesn't pay attention, and my MJ steals his ring as Malone falls to the floor, knowing then he would be stuck with Ewing, Barkley, and Phoenix as a forever O'for when he could have taken down the GOAT by just holding on to the damn ball.

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Sorry son, Stockton had that le won with the three he hit and with Pippen having no chance of playing a game 7. So Warm Karl posts up on the left block, doesn't pay attention, and my MJ steals his ring as Malone falls to the floor, knowing then he would be stuck with Ewing, Barkley, and Phoenix as a forever 0'fer when he could have taken down the GOAT by just holding on to the damn ball.

Still doesn't hold a candle to last June, bumster, and you know it. Suffer, duder, wallow in your misery. It will serve you well should you ever ring again.

Daddy, they ran a commercial on national broadcast television selling Champion Spurs gear. I can only imagine your pain, bummy. Just think about it:::you'd be lording it over us every single day. Enjoying the fruits of your labors. Kobe would be limping around in the bag.

You should have fouled up 3. Just foul on the in bounds and shoot FT's from that point forward. Christ, bum'st, I still don't know if I could have willed myself physically back in here at ringage. It would only be right that I log in and take my lumps, but, I do not know if I could have actually physically typed the gd Thread and the PW in the blocks.

[DMC]

"Derrick Favors will probably be the most talented big in the league"

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It's not unusual for homer ex-player commentators to make those kind of homerish bad takes. Sean does it all the time with scrubs in SA. I do like Favors though.

[sook]

bum, sweetheart, puddin'head, there is nothing, NOTHING like 6. 6 is stand alone. Just count your blessings it didn't happen 30 years ago. Otherwise Media would've beat you half to death over it. Instead? Aside from our people you've been unbesmirched. Sure, you're light 1, but, only [we] notice.

No surprise to see you defending another rapist. But one that raped a 14 yr old girl and refused to pay child support? Refused to ever acknowledge his son, except when he made it to the NFL?

This guy is the biggest bag on the planet. I believe that a one of the WNBA HOFers is one of his daughters too, and he only acknowledged her when she made it to the WNBA.

[Thread]

No surprise to see you defending another rapist. But one that raped a 14 yr old girl and refused to pay child support? Refused to ever acknowledge his son, except when he made it to the NFL?

This guy is the biggest bag on the planet. I believe that a one of the WNBA HOFers is one of his daughters too, and he only acknowledged her when she made it to the WNBA.

You've had & have your own share of skeletons in your closet, Sooky.

Let he who without sin cast the first stone.

[sook]

You've had & have your own share of skeletons in your closet, Sooky.

Let he who without sin cast the first stone.

shut your dirty mouth. I'm right and you know it.

[21209]

He was spot on when he criticized today's players for resting when they could've played.