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Can we retroactively add the historical beatdowns that Leon Powe, PJ Brown, and Aaron Gray put on him?
Al Jefferson added to the list, i'm probably missing a few other players though.
And they say quality big men are a dying breed. They obviously haven't seen MVPussy play, he makes the average big man look like a bonafide all star![]()
This thread will age like a fine Chardonnay and only get better
Can we retroactively add the historical beatdowns that Leon Powe, PJ Brown, and Aaron Gray put on him?
Game Log FG 3PT FT Reb. Misc Date Opp. Score Min FGM FGA FG% 3PM 3PA 3PT% FTM FTA FT% Off Def Reb Ast TO Stl Blk PF Pts Apr 28 LAL L 80-98 7:22 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 2 2 1 1 0 0 1 0 Apr 26 @LAL L 90-106 13:48 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 6 6 0 1 0 1 2 0 Apr 24 LAL W 93-88 15:31 3 3 100.0 0 0 0.0 1 2 50.0 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 3 7 Apr 22 LAL L 86-100 7:01 0 1 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 Apr 20 @LAL L 78-87 23:04 1 4 25.0 0 0 0.0 0 2 0.0 2 6 8 0 3 0 1 4 2 Apr 17 @LAL W 109-100 20:05 5 5 100.0 0 0 0.0 2 4 50.0 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 2 12
oh is this Aaron Gray going balls deep? which game, tbh? you have some peculiar standards. if 12 points and 1 rebound is going balls deep, we have all sorts of this action going on daily imo
Yup, that same one. Do you remember that Game 1 (or that series) at all, or are you just caught boxscore watching again?
Either way, I'll be sure Pau gets your Hallmark sympathy card, he loves hearing from his fans.
For those who don't remember playoff Pau in 2011, here's a quick glimpse into the past:
Dude checked out mentally due to pussy...ultimate beta behavior. So much so he had to be smacked on National TV![]()
3-15 since
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A whole lot of unimpactful Pau double-doubles in that stretch, but it's only trendy to bash Kevin Love for that. I'd like to blame his horrible supporting cast, but word on the street is we have a blossoming young PG...
That situation says a lot about the amount of sand in Pau's vagina when the Zen Master of all people is in his face.
That was the Mavs series though... more than just Pau checked out on that one, including Odom and Bynum, IIRC...
That was a complete beatdown if there was one... and it mostly came from the perimeter, with Pedja and Terry going Ray Allen on the Lakeshow...
I do remember the Aaron Gray series against NO though... it's true that he gave him problems...
Hey, he had this Lakeshow team over .500 until Mamba came back... looking at that roster, that itself is impressive...
Contract year for him, and he's still would be valuable on a team that actually had NBA players on it, which IMO, it's the difference between Love and him... Love has a supporting cast (some overhyped) of NBA players... Pau does not.
Indeed, he never even got up off his special chair to pick his own ass...truly telling moment.
How long are you gonna piss into the wind this year? Just curious![]()
it's Fredo, not me that pissed into the wind.
MVPau is going to ride the numbers he's putting up this season all the way to the bank when the season is over and the Lakeshow are not going to see a dime.
He's still a damn useful player as a #2/#3 option on the right team.
He could be a damn good #3 somewhere...certainly not capable of #1, and not worth the money as a #2 in his advancing age. Still, if he would've had his hysterectomy done a few months earlier that year we could've 3-peated.
Maybe Vanessa needed to shut the up, tbh... Pau being the 'sensitive' kind wasn't unknown.
Credit to Phil though, once he sensed that situation was not going to get better, he got the heck outta dodge.
See right there...you just blamed a female's gossip on Pau's poor play. You just made my argument for me
Good day sir, go Donks.
Pau always has been a sensitive vajeje... that wasn't unknown back then either. I was always surprised how the zen master was able to get the best "more manly" out of him. Obviously, Phil's best work was Ron Ron, but still.
When the yeast rises, there's no telling what will happen. Phil wasn't used to that on an NBA court--he always lived by the 99 problems/Jay-Z code till that euro came along
It's weird, because I remember Phil backing up Pau until those playoffs. Haven't seen Eleven Rings, but I wonder if he touched on that.
any big weighing more than 120 kg has a good chance to go balls deep in MVPussy imho.
Then according to your need & want he returned to his vomit not for the first time, but, for the second. Unlike the first time when Kobe unlocked the doggie door and gave him a hand down, the last time they read thru his myriad of conditions & demands, then turned off the porch light.
when have i been caught box score watching before for you to say "again" in that sentence? the most memorable play from that game including Gray was Paul's laser one handed pass to him for a layup
yet it came against Bynum, not Pau
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