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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    You have start by adding the team les then subtract 1 from the sum. Subtract.5 from any les won in *locked out seasons. You get .5 credit if you won at least 1. You lose .5 credit if you never won. Subtract another 1 if you never repeated. Add 1 if you repeated plus another 1 if you 3 peated but subtract .5 if you repeated in a locked out season and that will give you your average fan penis size. If the sum is less than 0 then my theory holds that the penis size is equal to that of a clit. Therefore if you do the math the follow fans have the following sized s:

    *Assumptions:
    - MJ not playing is considered a locked out season
    - Repeat credit starts in 1990
    - If you have over 10 inches you have to subtract 5



    Mav fan sum = -0.5 (negative inches = clit size)

    Rocket fan sum = 1.5 inches

    Spur fan sum = 2.5 inches

    Clipper Fan = - 0.5 (still virgins)

    Heat Fan = 2.5 inches

    Laker fan = 19.5 inches - 5 = 14.5 inches

    Holla at me...

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    Believe. jeebus's Avatar
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    another thread, another weekend where caprisun stays home all day to make posts on spurstalk.

    a day in the life tbh...

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    Believe. Michael Jordan.'s Avatar
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    So what you're saying is Laker fans get ed in the ass by 14.5 inch s?

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    So what you're saying is Laker fans get ed in the ass by 14.5 inch s?
    He's saying you had 5 sewed up...and then the roof caved in.

    ha, ha...you had it all...the 5, the bag in the Fed Ex truck pointed due West & L.A. Gone, in the blink of an eye. Duncan put that in' bag back on and he looks splendid in it.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    Boiled down:::The Tape

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Boiled down:::The Tape
    You've nary room. Your Duncan is as well.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    He's saying you had 5 sewed up...and then the roof caved in.

    ha, ha...you had it all...the 5, the bag in the Fed Ex truck pointed due West & L.A. Gone, in the blink of an eye. Duncan put that in' bag back on and he looks splendid in it.
    In a nuts this is what I'm saying...Sometimes your sexual lover can simply say NO


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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    You've nary room. Your Duncan is as well.
    I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    explains why cobie does that lower jaw , couldnt handle a 14.5inch throat job, fkn choke artist

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....
    BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a as well.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    explains why cobie does that lower jaw , couldnt handle a 14.5inch throat job, fkn choke artist
    You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is as well.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    In a nuts this is what I'm saying...Sometimes your sexual lover can simply say NO

    Kool Aid Man

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a as well.
    you say his , but so far theres no mention of him being in a gay porn clip unlike ur cobie....

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    you say his , but so far theres no mention of him being in a gay porn clip unlike ur cobie....
    Don't even start. Tim Duncan is a sexual and we all know it.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    BS. You took their mercy when they beat you a while back. Now it's time to pay the piper. Your Tim Duncan is a as well.
    Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that sandwich....ha, ha.

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that sandwich....ha, ha.
    You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is a as well.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    You've nary room. Your Tim Duncan is a as well.
    Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...

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    Once upon a time there was a
    Who lost his marriage and
    His basketball legacy in the
    Matter of a month, Tim Duncan
    His name was.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    Once upon a time there was a
    Who lost his marriage and
    His basketball legacy in the
    Matter of a month, Tim Duncan
    His name was.
    lol nearly marrying a horse

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    Der Führer!
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    Tim Duncan

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    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...
    You sided him, now live with him:::Tim Duncan is a sexual.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    You sided him, now live with him:::Tim Duncan is a sexual.
    You've nary room, you side Kirby & The Tape...

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    Der Führer!
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    You've nary room, you side Kirby & The Tape...
    Duncan's not mine, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours.... let us proceed...
    Nuh uh.... you can't just wash your hands of The Tape, you have to eat that sandwich....ha, ha.
    I've plenty room.... he's not "my" Duncan, but Kirby & his Tape are all yours....
    Boiled down:::The Tape

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