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Do wish to share my diseases?
1. I will knock your mother ing teeth out.
Do wish to share my diseases?
9. your face ain't even lookin' as good as Scarlett's flabby ass.
Are those real, cause these are! (while grabbing your nuts)
i love kids! especially my own
My name is Blake.
Condoms break. Deal with it .
"Why don't you like the heart shaped pizza?"
"What the do you mean naming a star after you on starregistry.com is gay?"
there's a contradiction between safety and sexual enjoyability imho. if you use thick condoms (that are less likely to break) you reap less fun ing your because would feel like masturbating with gloves, if you use the super-thin type, you would feel nothing at all between you and your but you'd run the risk of breaking it, catching STD, or even impregnating that for the worst scenario.
"why are you following me around humping my leg?"
"you do......0........for me"
"sheesh"
"check out my almanac full of big, fast black guys"
"Welcome to Target, ma'am"
"yes, these calf tats are real. And they're spectacular."
Why yes, as a matter of fact I DID go to UTSA!
Make me French toast & Farmland bacon.
"You should be careful what you tell strangers. Since you mentioned you live on a flaglot, I was able to triangulate the coordinates of your home. You also need to make sure you lock all doors and windows. Your 2nd story window was unlocked so I crawled in to show you how vulnerable you are. You're also out of fruit loops and milk."
"and no, that's not chocolate on my tongue"
Ha you guys! Those are all obviously no-no's, but the guys that freak me out the worst are the ones who offer to buy me a drink first thing.
Remember this?
Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, I just googled mapped your house, So call me, maybe?
That was GOLD!
Compliments of Bynomynte or something like that.
after last week it Looks like you've learned your lesson!
Took long enough huh?
Either way, I was proud of you!
We can go out once my dad writes me a check.
Hurry! Let's get this! My herps flare-up has ceased...never know when it might flare up again! Raw dogg it!
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