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    ...a girl in a bar.

    Shower, and look your best.

    Then...

    you...wanna dance
    her...sure

    after the dance

    you...can I buy you a drink
    her...sure
    you...so tell me a little about yourself
    her...well...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
    you..wanna another drink?
    her...sure
    you...so you left school...
    her, yes and....blah blah blah blah blah blah
    you...one more (pointing to her empty glass)
    here...sure
    you...so how long were you there?
    her..oh about...blah blah blah blah blah blah.


    (as the lights flicker, yep, closing time)

    you..fascinating! Anywhere we could talk some more?
    her...my place?
    you

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    Is this the underage variety you speak of?

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    Is this the underage variety you speak of?
    It was sorta funny for awhile small fry, we all had some fun with it, ok? Let it go guy,ok? Everyone with half a brain understood my stance on that.


    My point which flew right over you head, again.

    Women love to talk, your job is to keep them doing just that, they'll love you for it.

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    Sick SOB..I knew it

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    Sick SOB..I knew it
    Poor little .

    How many little kids post here anyway?

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    Who? Your victim(s)?

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    Who? Your victim(s)?
    You honestly never did get it did ya tiny? VICTIMS..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    Dummy, those were....WORKING GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What a dumb ass, wow!

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    You honestly never did get it did ya tiny? VICTIMS..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

    Dummy, those were....WORKING GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What a dumb ass, wow!
    14 = underage
    Avante = sick bas

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    14 = underage
    Avante = sick bas
    Are you simply re ed? Dude, why not try going with what I actually said? Why do you keep ignoring what my stance on this is? You kill pedophiles, shoot them on sight. Why do you keep acting like that isn't my stance? Go back and read what I said, ok?

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    Are you simply re ed? Dude, why not try going with what I actually said? Why do you keep ignoring what my stance on this is?
    Look, don't get upset. You raped, not me. Why are you ignoring what the board has to say?

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    Look, don't get upset. You raped, not me. Why are you ignoring what the board has to say?
    You really are brain dead aren't you?

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    It was sorta funny for awhile small fry, we all had some fun with it, ok? Let it go guy,ok? Everyone with half a brain understood my stance on that.


    My point which flew right over you head, again.

    Women love to talk, your job is to keep them doing just that, they'll love you for it.
    translation

    " , I walked right into that one!"

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    translation

    " , I walked right into that one!"

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    What does the Larry O'Brien trophy have to do with you rapingPERIOD?

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    What does the Larry O'Brien trophy have to do with you rapingPERIOD?
    Everytime you post you look dumber and dumber. Do you really believe anyone over there in those bars were thinking about the working girls and rape, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Do you know anything at all about what I'm even talking about?

    A 100% idiot!

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    show her the bling

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    show her the bling
    You are going to tell a grown woman who makes her own $$$$$$$ about the bling, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Some awful advice, tbh..

    Discussing school, your career, etc is the worst way to get some moist, tbh..that type of conversation is so dull and lame, it's the lowest form of conversation outside of discussing the weather..

    The only way you could pull that off is if you're noticeably good-looking, and in that case, it would be a bird that is planning on hooking up with you regardless, as long as you keep it simple and don't blow it..

    Taking into consideration that Avante is a 290-pound obese pedophile, I highly doubt he fits the "extremely good looking" criteria, tbh..

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    Some awful advice, tbh..

    Discussing school, your career, etc is the worst way to get some moist, tbh..that type of conversation is so dull and lame, it's the lowest form of conversation outside of discussing the weather..

    The only way you could pull that off is if you're noticeably good-looking, and in that case, it would be a bird that is planning on hooking up with you regardless, as long as you keep it simple and don't blow it..

    Taking into consideration that Avante is a 290-pound obese pedophile, I highly doubt he fits the "extremely good looking" criteria, tbh..
    Try reading it slowly dummy, ok? It was all about her. not him. And it's 275 not 290.

    Is this little for real?

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    Avante picking up a girl:

    A..you like candy??
    Her..yes

    A..you like toys??
    Her..omg, yes!!

    A..guess what?
    Her..what?!

    A..I have some candy AND toys in my van over there
    Her..wow!!

    A..just have a sip of this drink first, it tastes like chocolate, trust me you'll like it

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    Avante picking up a girl:

    A..you like candy??
    Her..yes

    A..you like toys??
    Her..omg, yes!!

    A..guess what?
    Her..what?!

    A..I have some candy AND toys in my van over there
    Her..wow!!

    A..have a sip of this drink first, it tastes like chocolate, trust me you'll like it
    HarlemHeat trying to pick up a girl

    HH...my heart just isn't in this.
    her...why, am I not sexy?
    HH...oh sure, sexy. I just prefer hairy chests and nut sacks.
    her..you're a got?
    HH...I prefer gay.

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    You are going to tell a grown woman who makes her own $$$$$$$ about the bling, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You must be talking to juveniles on this forum if this stuff seems to continually go over their heads like it does.
    Either that, or they really are totally without a clue, or better yet, just plain ignorant because their failed attempts to troll is pretty obvious and pathetic
    IMHO they are too stupid to be anything close to being humorous trolls, so it must be more "conditioned ignorance" on their parts.

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    I wish a certain poster was still here to help regulate Avante, tbh..

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    You must be talking to juveniles on this forum if this stuff seems to continually go over their heads like it does.
    Either that, or they really are totally without a clue, or better yet, just plain ignorant because their failed attempts to troll is pretty obvious and pathetic
    IMHO they are too stupid to be anything close to being humorous trolls, so it must be more "conditioned ignorance" on their parts.
    I hear ya bro, so many dumb kids here. Look at how they act about that navy thing, when it really is nothing at all.

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    I wish a certain poster was still here to help regulate Avante, tbh..
    I'd like to see that.

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