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    We’ve met the dumbest college girl ever who cost her family $80,000 thanks to a Facebook brag — now meet 22-year-old Colleen Cudney of Westland, Michigan, whose Facebook brag could actually land her ass in jail. Cudney received probation after a DUI conviction in 2012 which clearly states that she’s not allowed to consume any alcohol. When she was called in to take a random breathalyzer the morning after St. Patrick’s Day, she passed — but then brilliantly took to Facebook to brag about her achievement. I’m pretty certain that your brain doesn’t fully set until you hit twenty-five.
    Investigators say she posted this: “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze (sic) this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumba@@.”
    A Westland police officer saw her post that morning and notified the probation office. When a probation officer called Cudney to return to the office for an urine test, she hung up the phone.
    Probation officials say that was a violation of her probation. It was set to end in a few weeks. A urine test would have detected if Cudney had anything to drink in the 80 hours prior to taking it, probation officials said.
    This is the future of our country, ladies and gentlemen: YOLO! The only way this story could improve comedically at this point is if she took the urine test and found out she was pregnant with a St. Paddy’s Dumpster Sex baby. Dumber things have happened!


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    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    es are wild as thugs these days, feral animals imho.

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    ugly

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    The eyebrows scare me

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    She looks crazy as . . . and not in a good way.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Meh, y'all s let someone with a DUI and a coke habit run our country. We are just par for the course. is dumb--but there are dumber like the guy who posted pictures of a rolex he jacked and killed some guy over. Now that's dumb status.

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    We’ve met the dumbest college girl ever who cost her family $80,000 thanks to a Facebook brag — now meet 22-year-old Colleen Cudney of Westland, Michigan, whose Facebook brag could actually land her ass in jail. Cudney received probation after a DUI conviction in 2012 which clearly states that she’s not allowed to consume any alcohol. When she was called in to take a random breathalyzer the morning after St. Patrick’s Day, she passed — but then brilliantly took to Facebook to brag about her achievement. I’m pretty certain that your brain doesn’t fully set until you hit twenty-five.
    Investigators say she posted this: “Buzz killer for me, I had to breathalyze (sic) this morning and I drank yesterday but I passed thank god lol my dumba@@.”
    A Westland police officer saw her post that morning and notified the probation office. When a probation officer called Cudney to return to the office for an urine test, she hung up the phone.
    Probation officials say that was a violation of her probation. It was set to end in a few weeks. A urine test would have detected if Cudney had anything to drink in the 80 hours prior to taking it, probation officials said.
    This is the future of our country, ladies and gentlemen: YOLO! The only way this story could improve comedically at this point is if she took the urine test and found out she was pregnant with a St. Paddy’s Dumpster Sex baby. Dumber things have happened!


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    she looks like the chick in your sig without makeup imo

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    She looks crazy as . . . and not in a good way.
    Is there a good way to look crazy as

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    Is there a good way to look crazy as
    The kind that will the living out of you, but won't kill you.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    The kind that will the living out of you, but won't kill you.
    So what does that look like

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    So what does that look like
    You don't know?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    No, I don't know what a good way to look crazy as is.

    Post an example.

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    No, I don't know what a good way to look crazy as is.

    Post an example.
    I already told you.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    No you didn't. Post a picture of a chick that looks crazy as but in a good way.

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    I want my parcel DD's Avatar
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    Probably rejected anonymous "Westland Cop's" advances tbh. Still, she's stupid...social media has it's Darwinian benefits in exposing the re s though

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    People still use Facebook?

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