NBA: Kori Ellis: Kool Is My Poster Of The Decade

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

I'm sure if asked that's what she would say....Timvp would disagree...but then again so does Jeannie and Jimbo...no one has brought the goods better than Kool...and it's the reason she has a faint affinity for me...

if she were to lavish me with the praise I'm due..so many of you would get massively butt hurt and she knows it...so she keeps it to herself...the Kool derangement syndrome is so strong I got dudes pretending to be related to her and ....

awesome...

Carry on hatas

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I'm sure if asked that's what she would say....Timvp would disagree...but then again so does Jeannie and Jimbo...no one has brought the goods better than Kool...and it's the reason she has a faint affinity for me...

if she were to lavish me with the praise I'm due..so many of you would get massively butt hurt and she knows it...so she keeps it to herself...the Kool derangement syndrome is so strong I got dudes pretending to be related to her and ....

awesome...

Carry on hatas

Though, remember that time she treated you "brand new?" It hasn't been the same since that break.

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

Though, remember that time she treated you "brand new?" It hasn't been the same since that break.

it's ok...I'm sure the ultimatum given was Pink Kool or Divorce....she chose safely....

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

it's ok...I'm sure the ultimatum given was Pink Kool or Divorce....she chose safely....

Probably. It was a sea change. I was watching the whole thing unfold as I'm prone & apt to do. It was fast coming to a brisk boil when she suddenly put the brakes on. You were crestfallen, Kool. So was I. I wanted to see how far you'd take it & she'd let ya. I've never seen anybody with a more profound affect on that beautiful American child as the stout & sturdy Koolster.

Aside from DPG there was fire under them skirts.

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

Probably. It was a sea change. I was watching the whole thing unfold as I'm prone & apt to do. It was fast coming to a brisk boil when she suddenly put the brakes on. You were crestfallen, Kool. So was I. I wanted to see how far you'd take it & she'd let ya. I've never seen anybody with a more profound affect on that beautiful American child as the stout & sturdy Koolster.

Aside from DPG there was fire under them skirts.

yep...Timvp was worried that he would lose her to me for a min...it was so cute...but I told him I was just trying to be her friend....when he was in the hospital sick I was asking her how he was doing...he got well and thought I was trying to move in on his prize...starting druken threads and all about Texas Tea vs. Koolaid...it was hilarious....the Mav and Spur fan boys were delirious...asking her what the was up with me and why she liked me and all...asking her all this personal info about me....these guys are some real losers tbh....they have no game and sit back and try and ridicule Kool because of envy...

Kori backed away from me because of all the pressure from Mav and Spur fan...

**DPG21920** · 04-03-2014

Pity post

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

^ thy name is jealousy

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

another thing Cully...that split image of her kids in her avi...she did that because I told her to...she will admit it....she used to listen to me...I miss those days

**LittleCriminal** · 04-03-2014

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by LittleCriminal

^ Tar sands ain't got nothing on that dude

**Arcadian** · 04-03-2014

You are quite possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on any forum of any kind of all time. If you were to leave right now, no one would give a . you.

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

yep...Timvp was worried that he would lose her to me for a min...it was so cute...but I told him I was just trying to be her friend....when he was in the hospital sick I was asking her how he was doing...he got well and thought I was trying to move in on his prize...starting druken threads and all about Texas Tea vs. Koolaid...it was hilarious....the Mav and Spur fan boys were delirious...asking her what the was up with me and why she liked me and all...asking her all this personal info about me....these guys are some real losers tbh....they have no game and sit back and try and ridicule Kool because of envy...

Kori backed away from me because of all the pressure from Mav and Spur fan...

That's right, the guys were flat eared at the attention she paid you. You were doing what they wanted to do but were too afraid to do. Their names were most assuredly jealousy. She enjoyed the attention that was for certain. It was very romantic watching it from afar. It was like the dreams of an everyday housewife and almost a fissure in the facade of the House of Ellis.

Good times.

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Arcadian

You are quite possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on any forum of any kind of all time. If you were to leave right now, no one would give a . you.

Jealousy

**Katherine Robinson** · 04-03-2014

^pay your tickets, Dale.

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

That's right, the guys were flat eared at the attention she paid you. You were doing what they wanted to do but were too afraid to do. Their names were most assuredly jealousy. She enjoyed the attention that was for certain. It was very romantic watching it from afar. It was like the dreams of an everyday housewife and almost a fissure in the facade of the House of Ellis.

Good times.

we did have fun...I can't believe I was so brazen too..

I think deep down Kori knew I was a good man but yeah she liked the attention...I was egged on by you and Luva...

those were the best days of ST...Lakers winning les and we were running wild on the board wrecking asses en-route...

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Arcadian

You are quite possibly the worst poster I have ever seen on any forum of any kind of all time. If you were to leave right now, no one would give a . you.

yet you have nothing to back up your ridiculous claims other than the fact you have no charisma, charm, or game....not my fault you're a loser...

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

we did have fun...I can't believe I was so brazen too..

I think deep down Kori knew I was a good man but yeah she liked the attention...I was egged on by you and Luva...

those were the best days of ST...Lakers winning les and we were running wild on the board wrecking asses en-route...

Of course she did. Like most [beautiful] girls, most guys are too afraid, or, think it is useless to pursue them. She ventured out a little there, held hands in the sunlight with you as it were, in her brilliant yellow summer dress, bare legged, eyes glazed over with just the slightest sheen from tears of what was there for her, and what would never be.

God, she was beautiful that day.

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

Of course she did. Like most [beautiful] girls, most guys are too afraid, or, think it is useless to pursue them. She ventured out a little there, held hands in the sunlight with you as it were, in her brilliant yellow summer dress, bare legged, eyes glazed over with just the slightest sheen from tears of what was there for her, and what would never be.

God, she was beautiful that day.

I did make her blush a time or two....

but not as much as your wife Cully...I squared her cheeks up...couldn't run from em....delicious..thanks bro

I only do that to people I trust...I won't just sleep with anybody's wife...

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

Of course she did. Like most [beautiful] girls, most guys are too afraid, or, think it is useless to pursue them. She ventured out a little there, held hands in the sunlight with you as it were, in her brilliant yellow summer dress, bare legged, eyes glazed over with just the slightest sheen from tears of what was there for her, and what would never be.

God, she was beautiful that day.

I also think this is when DPG officially lost it....sure he was fuming over the "bet" but me and Kori having fun and TimVp chiming in...made DPG go into a deep depression...shortly thereafter he came out talking about Kori was his aunt...and I was a fool for trying to cuck his uncle....he started calling Timvp Unc and ...it was hilarious...he was doing anything he could to get up under them skirts.... I think they felt sorry for the kid and played along....

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I also think this is when DPG officially lost it....sure he was fuming over the "bet" but me and Kori having fun and TimVp chiming in...made DPG go into a deep depression...shortly thereafter he came out talking about Kori was his aunt...and I was a fool for trying to cuck his uncle....he started calling Timvp Unc and ...it was hilarious...he was doing anything he could to get up under them skirts.... I think they felt sorry for the kid and played along....

Yep, Deeps turned inward & mean then. I think if he hadn't been "found" wandering about in their backyard by Mr. & Mrs. Ellis, but, rather had been a full blooded nephew on LJ's side then he would have been able to handle it, but, he had his own designs on his "aunt" and they were not pure & chaste.

I wish I had an aunt like that. All my aunts looked like offensive linemen for the Browns.

**Thread** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Koolaid_Man

I did make her blush a time or two....

but not as much as your wife Cully...I squared her cheeks up...couldn't run from em....delicious..thanks bro

I only do that to people I trust...I won't just sleep with anybody's wife...

...we'll have to do Vegas again. This Summer for sure. She's like a caged cat now, lookin' to roll over on her back, purr, bare her nails & scratch. Got that fever, that cat scratch fever.

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

Yep, Deeps turned inward & mean then. I think if he hadn't been "found" wandering about in their backyard by Mr. & Mrs. Ellis, but, rather had been a full blooded nephew on LJ's side then he would have been able to handle it, but, he had his own designs on his "aunt" and they were not pure & chaste.

I wish I had an aunt like that. All my aunts looked like offensive linemen for the Browns.

^

**Koolaid_Man** · 04-03-2014

Originally Posted by Thread

...we'll have to do Vegas again. This Summer for sure. She's like a caged cat now, lookin' to roll over on her back, purr, bare her nails & scratch. Got that fever, that cat scratch fever.

let me know....

btw here's a little treat...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=188745