Bulls: Dad killer to stranger: "Can I smash your wife?"

[JohnnyMax]

http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

I remember growing up playing basketball in my backyard one-on-one with Michael Jordan. My dumb ass would always let him win because he was god to to me. You can never defy God. MJ was my world: I had the shoes, the calendar, and ate my Wheaties everyday. I was a kid who fell for the system. A small Persian kid who grew up on Magic but was stolen by Jordan. My point is, as children we have idols. They push us to achieve and to dream. My dreams got me here…wherever here is. You feel me?

In 2005, I met my God…my idol, Michael Jordan, in Salt Lake City at another Golf Celebrity Tournament. I wasn’t Nik Richie, I was Hooman Karamian, the OC brat living in Scottsdale trying to make ends meet. I could barely afford the flight. But I had a VIP pass given to me by my first wife who busted her ass to throw a party for these mythical athletes/celebs.


I stood there next to Michael Jordan, staring at him wondering what the fukk do I say. I had my moment that night. My hero stood there, shook my hand, and asked me something that changed my world. He looked down on me and asked me “Can I fukk your wife?” and I laughed thinking it was a funny joke. The thing was he wasn’t kidding. Yes, MJ had been drinking, but he was 100% serious. He then said, “Let me know.” My heart dropped and that was it. As mad as I was at my hero I was more mad at myself for worshipping something that was never real.

They say there are moments in your life that scar your mind. This was a strike in my mindset, a shift in trust. The worst people in this world are the ones on top.

[Dallas]

At least he asked.

[JoeTait75]

That's what you get for being a jock-sniffer.

[Spur-Addict]

[TDMVPDPOY]

someone needs to posts up that pic of jordans previous victim that looks like a hippo

[HarlemHeat37]

it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the tiest human beings on the planet..you have to be quite the piece of to sacrifice your father for your gambling habits..

Only Kobe is comparable, but at least Kobe grew up without friends/social skills, thus having an excuse..

[TDMVPDPOY]

it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and idolized that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbb..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the tiest human beings on the planet..

lol slow motion instant replay made it look like he can walk on air, nique got robbed of a slam dunk comp

this clown was n othing more that a chucker

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and idolized that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbb..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the tiest human beings on the planet..

The best players of all time.
Graduated from a top school. (UNC)
Entrepreneur.
Owner of an NBA franchise.
Has own shoe brand.

Face it.. everyone wants to be "Like Mike".

[The Gemini Method]

Those are heavy accomplishments--no doubt about it. But doesn't mean the dude isn't a de able human being.

[HarlemHeat37]

One of the best players of all time.
Graduated from a top school. (UNC)
Entrepreneur.
Owner of an NBA franchise.
Has own shoe brand.
Everyone wants to be "Like Mike".

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Anybody who wants to be like Mike is a ing moron, tbh..good luck being like Mike without being born with super-human genetics that negate your lack of social skills, intelligence and traits of human decency..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Those sound like a bunch of assumptions. The Cats are a 6 seed this year. & Pippen says he was the best teammate he's ever had... and so did Rodman.. who was apart of the Bad Boys.

[JoeTait75]

it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh.

Those 75-71 Knicks-Heat games were the golden age of basketball

[Clipper Nation]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

You forgot:

- Larry Bird's
- Kevin Durant-style reffing
- Stern changed rules to help him win
- Stern covered up his gambling suspension
- The NBA markets him as a demigod despite being a terrible person
- Legion of stans who are convinced he never lost a game or missed a shot

[JoeTait75]

Those are heavy accomplishments--no doubt about it. But doesn't mean the dude isn't a de able human being.

You can be a sociopath and accomplish a lot in life as long as you're not the type that strangles people because it gives you a hard-on.

[The Gemini Method]

You can be a sociopath and accomplish a lot in life as long as you're not the type that strangles people because it gives you a hard-on.

Well, Ted Bundy was doing both until the psychopath part in him got the better of the successful part...tbh

[DJR210]

I'm sure Chewbacca can reference a certain poster in this thread..

[RsxPiimp]

Pics of the wife pls

[RsxPiimp]

Makes you appreciate Lebron quite honestly and this is coming from one of MJ's biggest fan in the 90's,

[DJR210]

Pics of the wife pls

[Chris]

Not surprised tbh, the elite or those at the top of the money food chain are mostly into pedophilia and similar acts of lust

[Double-Up]

At least he didn't rape a then finish himself off. On the court dominance... don't even need words to explain.

[JamStone]

At least he asked.

Actually if true this is one of the few examples of a Jeremy Lin in Michael's perceived alpha armour. An alpha wouldn't ask.

[lefty]

Actually if true this is one of the few examples of a Jeremy Lin in Michael's perceived alpha armour. An alpha wouldn't ask.

Alphas don't rape either

[Thebesteva]

spurraider21 did you read this story?

[JamStone]

Alphas don't rape either

Moral or immoral, legal or illegal, right or wrong, if you think about it, rape is more identifiable as an alpha trait than a beta trait.