Bulls: Dad killer to stranger: "Can I smash your wife?"

[lefty]

Moral or immoral, legal or illegal, right or wrong, if you think about it, rape is more identifiable as an alpha trait than a beta trait.

actually its very beta


If a woman doenst want to you and you are forced to rape her, then you are a beta

[JamStone]

If someone is forcing you to rape a woman, then yes. If you rape because you want to, then no. I'm not condoning rape. Its a horrible crime. But it's not a beta trait.

[Brazil]

this clown was n othing more that a chucker

you are the ing clown tbh

[ambchang]

Jordan is a deplorable human being.

Driving his high school coach insane by lying about being cut from high school basketball when his coach actually put him on varsity because he saw Jordan as too good for JV.
He was a womanizer (well, a good trait according to most folks on ST)
He was petty (Isiah Thomas, though Thomas was a jerk in the same league)
He was fake (befriending Charles Barkley because chuck was his biggest obstacle)
He was a bully (backed down after Kerr, Cartrwright fought back)

That said, he's still one of the greatest basketball player ever.

[spurraider21]

spurraider21 did you read this story?

I told you Persian Armenian guys are the biggest pussies of them all. That's why dads want their daughters to date Persian Armenian guys, but never Persian Armenian girls

[The Gemini Method]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

[UZER]

Makes you appreciate Lebron quite honestly and this is coming from one of MJ's biggest fan in the 90's,

MJ fan? Never would've guessed it.

*blue font*

[spurraider21]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

Yep. Like the "shift it" guy and Lakersarethebesteva

[baseline bum]

it's actually really sad that kids growing up in the 90s and loved that hideous brand of basketball idolized Dad Killer, tbh..

Without the media access we have today, they were brainwashed into believing Dad Killer was a role model..not only is he far from a role model, which is fine IMO, but he's one of the tiest human beings on the planet..you have to be quite the piece of to sacrifice your father for your gambling habits..

Only Kobe is comparable, but at least Kobe grew up without friends/social skills, thus having an excuse..

Pretty sad that everyone grows up wanting to be Jordan, no one wants to be Muhammad Ali.

[Sybok]

It's all the same. It's not because he was tall or athletic or gifted. It's because he was a spook.

[baseline bum]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

Nothing like a good bush to bury your face in tbh

[The Gemini Method]

Nothing like a good bush to bury your face in tbh

To be honest, it has been a while since I've seen a noteworthy bush...furbush

[HarlemHeat37]

Bushes are underrated, tbh..only black hair, though..

[baseline bum]

The era of the girl scout shave had its run, but always been a fan of the classic tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

[The Gemini Method]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

But the question is: why would you want to?

[DeadlyDynasty]

But the question is: why would you want to?

Another dust chip I can use to get $ from MJ. Ery'day i'm hustlinnnnnnnnnnn'

[The Gemini Method]

Another dust chip I can use to get $ from MJ. Ery'day i'm hustlinnnnnnnnnnn'

Good point. Gotta make sure she white and in her early 20's, too. So I see your scheme bruh, it is hustlin' top-notch.

[baseline bum]

Those 75-71 Knicks-Heat games were the golden age of basketball

's hilarious that the Spurs were boring when they won games scoring in the 90s but everyone found Chicago winning games scoring in the 80s exciting.

[baseline bum]

I would've named a price, cashed the check, then catch her in the act and sue for divorce. You can always get another wife.

You'd still have to give her half in lots of states regardless of her being a cheating cunt.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You'd still have to give her half in lots of states regardless of her being a cheating cunt.

Cash check after divorce then. Problem solved.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://tabrag.com/portfolio/michael-jordan-is-no-hero/

I remember growing up playing basketball in my backyard one-on-one with Michael Jordan. My dumb ass would always let him win because he was god to to me. You can never defy God. MJ was my world: I had the shoes, the calendar, and ate my Wheaties everyday. I was a kid who fell for the system. A small Persian kid who grew up on Magic but was stolen by Jordan. My point is, as children we have idols. They push us to achieve and to dream. My dreams got me here…wherever here is. You feel me?

In 2005, I met my God…my idol, Michael Jordan, in Salt Lake City at another Golf Celebrity Tournament. I wasn’t Nik Richie, I was Hooman Karamian, the OC brat living in Scottsdale trying to make ends meet. I could barely afford the flight. But I had a VIP pass given to me by my first wife who busted her ass to throw a party for these mythical athletes/celebs.


I stood there next to Michael Jordan, staring at him wondering what the fukk do I say. I had my moment that night. My hero stood there, shook my hand, and asked me something that changed my world. He looked down on me and asked me “Can I fukk your wife?” and I laughed thinking it was a funny joke. The thing was he wasn’t kidding. Yes, MJ had been drinking, but he was 100% serious. He then said, “Let me know.” My heart dropped and that was it. As mad as I was at my hero I was more mad at myself for worshipping something that was never real.

They say there are moments in your life that scar your mind. This was a strike in my mindset, a shift in trust. The worst people in this world are the ones on top.

Mike is alright in my book...he did the polite thing and asked...you don't want no angry dude chasing you down and you want the woman to receptive to the idea...you SAWM's are trained to be cucked at a very early age...and MJ was just being the that he is

[Koolaid_Man]

- One of the worst teammates of all-time
- Degenerate gambler
- Played a role in the murder of his own father
- Uncle Tom
- Has been a colossal failure in the front office

Anybody who wants to be like Mike is a ing moron, tbh..good luck being like Mike without being born with super-human genetics that negate your lack of social skills, intelligence and traits of human decency..

Kobe and MJ have scored more pussy than Bron and Duncan can even dream of....Bron got turned down on cheeseburger, fries, and milkshake date request....how ing BETA is that...the KANG couldn't even take the out for a gotdam happy meal She said NO

[baseline bum]

Cash check after divorce then. Problem solved.

Still lose the condo in Breck tbh

[jimbo]

There is such a thing as a Persian Armenian? That's just a lot of hairy going on to say the least.

The "Persian" part is just a thing Armenians add on to make themselves feel better tbh