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    http://gawker.com/man-sentenced-to-18-months-in-state-prison-for-peeing-o-1563370173



    The state of Texas might take its history a little too seriously: On Monday, a Texas man was sentenced to 18 months in state prison for pissing on the Alamo.


    As reported in The Smoking Gun, an Alamo Ranger found 23-year-old Daniel Athens standing in a "chained off area [of the Alamo] not open to the public" in April 2012. A clearly drunk Athens made "the motions of putting his penis back in his pants"; later, "a puddle on the original mortar of the Shrine" was spotted near where Athens had been standing.


    Athens pleaded guilty to a criminal mischief charge in February; in doing so, he avoided the maximum sentence of two years in custody, hough he's ineligible for parole and will serve the full 18-month sentence. He was also ordered to pay $4,000 in res ution.


    Urinating on the Alamo is a serious offense, in part because of the building's limestone base. From the Smoking Gun:


    Urinating on the 250-year-old "Shrine of Texas Liberty" can cause damage to the landmark since the Alamo's "limestone absorbs the salt and then pushes the salt out. When the salt gets pushed out so does the face of the limestone and through this process the urine contributes to the eroding of the limestone," police reported.

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    Welcome to the Ass-rape Hilton, piss-boy.

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    dumbass

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    He's a dumbass but a year and a half in the state pen? That's ridiculously excessive.

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    A lady in NYC OWS is looking at 5 years in prison for elbowing a guy who grabbed her boobs from behind. Turned out he was a Bad Cop.

    Be wealthy and sexually abuse your kids in DE and avoid incarceration.

    Tons of reasons to be cynical about a badly broken "justice" system

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    Piss on em

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    Robert Horry mode ohmwrecker's Avatar
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    Some re ed metal fan trying to emulate his hero.

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    ?Why keep the Alamo up anyways, it serves as a reminder to when a group of Americans Squeeled like pigs when the mexicans executed them. A stain in American history.

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    Pissing your life away.

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    seems ridiculously excessive. texas i guess

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    Pissing your life away.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    ?Why keep the Alamo up anyways, it serves as a reminder to when a group of Americans Squeeled like pigs when the mexicans executed them. A stain in American history.
    the alamo, especially an alamo that is only like 20% original.

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    Fist saw Disney's "Davey Crockett" as a little kid, I didn't know he was a real life American icon at the time. I just thought it was another tv show.

    Anyway...

    There were three episodes...

    Indian fighter
    goes to Washington
    The Alamo

    So there's Davey in the final scene, totally surrounded by Mexicans with rifles, how in the does he get out of this? I was shocked, as we see the shadow of Davey banging away with Old Betsy since he was out of bullets. I'd be Davey Crockett that Halloween, not too many Mexicans in central Cali......yet!

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    yup, a butterfly flapping its wings may be the initial cause to the typhoon happening on the other half sphere of the earth.

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