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    Saw this silent movie on TMC, in it was a guy 8 foot 9 inchs tall and he moved around pretty good. He looked real comfortable with that size. There was no doubt he could reach up above a basketball rim with little effort. Would a guy this tall be allowed to play pro basketball, and if not wouldn't that be discrimination? , he could play in the NFL, just come in on goal line situations, cross the goal line and turn around. , use him to block kicks. , a hockey goalie, just lay there.
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    is this a thread about my penis?

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    is this a thread about my penis?

    I asked Judy not so long ago if I could try some of that penis enlargement stuff, she looked terrified and I'm hauling around a mere 10 incher. What do you do with an 8 footer, sneak up on elephants, rhinos? Which can't be that easy to find or approach. How does one wack off an 8 foot penis, drill a hole in a fence, hire help?

    Do you fold it over, tie it in a knot, to keep that monstrosity in your pants? How do you pee, climb up on something? Do they built jocks for something like that? , if you get a hard on you'd stop traffic.

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    I asked Judy not so long ago if I could try some of that penis enlargement stuff, she looked terrified and I'm hauling around a mere 10 incher. What do you do with an 8 footer, sneak up on elephants, rhinos? Which can't be that easy to find or approach. How does one wack off an 8 foot penis, drill a hole in a fence, hire help?

    oh i misread it saying "8.9" but yeah i know how you feel. my ex(es) all complained that if it was any more, they wouldn't want to date me.

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    oh i misread it saying "8.9" but yeah i know how you feel. my ex(es) all complained that if it was any more, they wouldn't want to date me.
    Why not just read the thread, it was very clear what this is about.

    Unless a guy is really tiny or gigantic to the point of strange, women don't care much about size. Actually (as the big guys know) with a big rod you gotta be careful, it would be cool to just pound away without that fear of killing her.
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    well considering that there has only ever been two people of that height, i'd rather talk about something that's truer

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    well considering that there has only ever been two people of that height, i'd rather talk about something that's truer
    This movie was made in 1923 and it was called Why Worry. The giant was without question the real deal, this wasn't some movie magic thing. The guy he starred with looked to be around six foot tall. It was real obvious the giant was a good few feet taller than he was. This was the real deal, very legit.

    The giant looked like a real big okie, he moved around with ease. He was porportioned like anyone else, he didn't look strange or weird at all.

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Aasen


    try again. he's 7' tall.

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    Why not just read the thread, it was very clear what this is about.

    Unless a guy is really tiny or gigantic to the point of strange, women don't care much about size. Actually (as the big guys know) with a big rod you gotta be careful, it would be cool to just pound away without that fear of killing her.

    yeah they get that worried look in their face

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    If we're talking about a man who could move like Shaq while being 1 foot 8 taller than him, he would likely spark talks of height restrictions if any sport he joins. You can't have a man who can just power down a basketball without jumping, there's no way you can block that - he'd not only palm the ball, his fingers would cross the radius. Could you imagine the advantage his stride would give him?

    The advantages would too great, he would find himself facing opposition after showing his dominance.

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    Hey...is this thread about Reckoning's tallywacker?

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    it has to be since the guy he tried to deflect to was only 7'

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    oh i misread it saying "8.9" but yeah i know how you feel. my ex(es) all complained that if it was any more, they wouldn't want to date me.
    Which product did you use for the enhancement?

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    Which product did you use for the enhancement?

    i ate a lot of cheerios growing up. maybe it's the milk.

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    i ate a lot of cheerios growing up. maybe it's the milk.

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    This is only 7 feet tall?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs6ZNnA_-w


    The guy talking about the movie said he was 8-9.

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    actually that looks 7 feet to me. have you ever stood next to a 7 footer?

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    This is only 7 feet tall?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs6ZNnA_-w


    The guy talking about the movie said he was 8-9.
    He seems shorter than that, Avante, likely 7 foot something

    Here's a man who fits your height bill, although he couldn't move around very well

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    yup 7 feet. i used my penis as a tape measurer.

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    If we're talking about a man who could move like Shaq while being 1 foot 8 taller than him, he would likely spark talks of height restrictions if any sport he joins. You can't have a man who can just power down a basketball without jumping, there's no way you can block that - he'd not only palm the ball, his fingers would cross the radius. Could you imagine the advantage his stride would give him?

    The advantages would too great, he would find himself facing opposition after showing his dominance.
    Right now on the world sprint scene is a guy from Jamaica named Usian Bolt, he is 6-5 and has rewrote all the record books, yep, his stride is the big difference maker. That and the fact he started out as a 400/200 guy, meaning he has an over abundance of speed endurance.

    It would be interesting to see what would be done if a freak of nature did show up, how they'd deal with with everyone all worried about human rights now.
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    actually that looks 7 feet to me. have you ever stood next to a 7 footer?
    I had a buddy 6-10 (died in a car wreck) and I'm 6-2. Now that I look at the video more and more he doesn't look 8 foot to me either.

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    it has to be since the guy he tried to deflect to was only 7'

    Dude, this thread is about that guy, deflect? hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

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    deflect as in CLEARLY this thread was about my penis

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    deflect as in CLEARLY this thread was about my penis
    That's ok little fella, now run along.

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    Right now in on the world sprint scene is a guy from Jamaica named Usian Bolt, he is 6-5 and has rewrote all the record books, yep, his stride his the big difference maker. That and ther fact he started out as a 400/200 guy, meaning he has an over abundance of speed endurance.

    It would be interesting to see what would be done if a freak of nature did show up, how they'd deal with with everyone all worried about human rights now.
    How would you call it, Avante? A near 9 foot man who had an impressive build and could move like a running back joined the NFL or NBA. He instantly broke all the records his height would influence and his advantage caused the team to utterly dominate compe ion. I mean, we're talking about a 450-500 pound man with under 10% bodyfat... christ

    Strike that, close to 600-650 pounds perhaps

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