Translation: New Manu Article 5/16/2014

[jARS mEsH sEt]

As far as me, I thought I played much better in the series against Dallas, especially shooting. Against Portland I couldn’t get a shot to go in. I couldn’t knock it down in the entire series, yet, I thought I played well. Playing bad is what I did in Game 6 against Miami.

Fixed it for him...

[jARS mEsH sEt]

"In the Portland series, I think I did what I was asked to do"

Pop: "Manu, get in there and stall the offense, it looks like Portland could use a run"

[ElNono]

only takes Gino a few paragraphs to take team whambulance for a spin... GOAT, tbh

[superjames1992]

Where was he in the Finals?

Good luck with that fantasy....

Tbh....

(Let's just ignore game 6)



Game 7 wasn't a bad performance, either. Tony was practically invisible with his injury in game 5, so Manu's performance was needed, tbqh. Same with game 7.

[Skull-1]

Revisionist history. Wild passes and bad shots trying to comeback. Manu threw it.

[silverblk mystix]

I admit I have been a huge Manu homer....


But this guy that has stolen Manu's body and taken his place sounds like a huuuuuge pussy and a loser.

I am beginning to hate this in weak ass pussy who can't seem to play more than a couple of ty games in a row before his vagina starts getting "tired" and/or he pulls a in labia or clitoris muscle while committing a stupid turnover after Pop overplayed him and benched someone that was actually useful.


!


Now the Spurs are gifted an injured OKC team and this pussy is talking like a scared and talking about his "twins" in 80 degree weather and how he is happy not to be ballin so he can play daddy...


while the Spurs are in the midst of a in' war....


WTF happened to the wild unpredictable ballsy warrior that used to wear the Spurs #20?

[SpursFan86]

Tony played well in Game 5 IIRC. It was games 6/7 where he disappeared. And yeah, Manu played well in Games 5/7.

[superjames1992]

Tony played well in Game 5 IIRC. It was games 6/7 where he disappeared. And yeah, Manu played well in Games 5/7.

Yeah, you're right. I was thinking of game 3, when I believe TP was hobbled with the hamstring injury and only managed 2-5 FG in 27 minutes. The Spurs blew them out, though.

FWIW, if you aggregate Manu's Finals games, these are his statistics. They aren't as bad as you might think, tbqh.

11.6 PPG, 4.3 APG, 2.1 RPG, 3.1 TOPG, 43.3% FG, 25.0% 3PT, 78.6% FT.

Of course, there was the eight-turnover game in there and he certainly was subpar in games 2, 3, 4, and 6...

[heyheymymy]

in' classic DMC.

[Skull-1]

I admit I have been a huge Manu homer....


But this guy that has stolen Manu's body and taken his place sounds like a huuuuuge pussy and a loser.

I am beginning to hate this in weak ass pussy who can't seem to play more than a couple of ty games in a row before his vagina starts getting "tired" and/or he pulls a in labia or clitoris muscle while committing a stupid turnover after Pop overplayed him and benched someone that was actually useful.


!


Now the Spurs are gifted an injured OKC team and this pussy is talking like a scared and talking about his "twins" in 80 degree weather and how he is happy not to be ballin so he can play daddy...


while the Spurs are in the midst of a in' war....


WTF happened to the wild unpredictable ballsy warrior that used to wear the Spurs #20?

Abducted by aliens.