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You're in charge of the day care?
..over the years.
Never zero in on Miss Tonight too early, something better could walk in at any time.
Never bet on a road team on Monday Night with a losing record.
Never buy anything ya plug in at a yard sale.
Never get a cheap paint job.
Never expect much of people in hiding.
Always have a book in your car/truck.
Never tell a woman her hair looks anything other than...wow!
Always carry a pocket knife.
Never say anything to a cop other than, yes sir.
Never mix liqour and beer.
Never ask anyone.....how's it going?
Always have a spare tire.
Never sit a harmonica down without shaking it first.
Never climb on top the house with nobody else home.
Never stick anything in your ear.
Last edited by Avante; 05-22-2014 at 11:30 PM.
You're in charge of the day care?
Thanks for sharing, Avante. What's with the "how's it going" one?
It works like this.....
Judy has her degree in Child Developement, and was in charge of the daycare business at a local church. The church got into financial problems and had to close the daycare. The parents talked Judy into doing it out of the home so we bought a home with an added room just for that. I have absolutely nothing at all to do with it which is the norm. I haven't even been in that room more than a half dozen times in the last 10 years.
Ok?
I'm bored so ill humor you.
Its something I picked up on having yard sales. I'd ask...how's it going...and they'd actually tell me. Now it's simply, good morning/afternoon.
All I know little fella is here you are....again.
And coincidentally, there were a half dozen allegations of indecency with a child over that same period.
Are you ever going to grow up little guy, it's always some totally childish bull with you, you really this immature? You come off looking like a moron, really you do.
What part of...I have nothing to do with it....didn't you get?.
Ah, I've still got a lot of living to do but I've learned a good chunk of wisdom. One of my most valuable lessons was "If you don't like what you're doing now, you wont like doing it for 40 years"
You're the Michael Jackson of the track trivia world.
You should use all your life experiences to learn things. Yes, if it's not working right now, there is a great chance it's not going to. I never did anything I didn't like for long.
What I actually am is the master sprint/long jump/hurdles expert on the net. Nobody can hang with me, nobody.
Way to totally ignore what I said to you, dude...grow up!
The only hurdling you do is over the tied up bent over bodies of little children in your basement.
You really are a sick little freak aren't ya slick? And who in the has a basement in central Cali, hahahaha!!!!!!!! What a dumb , wow!
Why do we find so many of these kinds of posters here, it's weird.,
Arrrrrrggg. I'm a pirate and I say Ye POOPED your panties!!!!!! Aye is that a watermelon in your butt???? Shiver me Timbers!!!! Ye smell like rotten teeth and gerbil feces ya do.
So how old were you when you realized you weren't like the other little kids? What was the first medication they put you on and how long have you been without it. I'm here for ya my little friend, let me help you, ok? I'm sorry I was so mean to you I can see now you are just reaching out looking for help.
So tonight you are a pirate, so where are you heading, Jamaica?
amateurs have problems mixing liquor and beer, this is true.
All of those are true, tbh
it took you 65+ years to learn these things? I learned them all in 25.
No wonder you were just a sheep following the crowd in Olongapo. You're just flat dumb.
So how do you clean ear wax from your ears? Ever used earbuds?
irrigate
Your ear needs some wax.
And if you go to far with a Q tip, you could puncture your ear drum.
Normally at garage/yard sales, you won't be able to say 'how's it going' because most of the people won't understand. Que paso, chingada or Que pasa, gabacho is usually the way to greet folks.
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