What experience has taught me......

[KarmaKarma]

yes.

..over the years.

Never zero in on Miss Tonight too early, something better could walk in at any time.

Never bet on a road team on Monday Night with a losing record.


Never buy anything ya plug in at a yard sale.

Never get a cheap paint job.

Never expect much of people in hiding.

Always have a book in your car/truck.

Never tell a woman her hair looks anything other than...wow!

Always carry a pocket knife.

Never say anything to a cop other than, yes sir.

Never mix liqour and beer.

Never ask anyone.....how's it going?

Always have a spare tire.

Never sit a harmonica down without shaking it first.

Never climb on top the house with nobody else home.

Never stick anything in your ear.

[KarmaKarma]

taught me...

always knowing one's enemy is the key to winning any battle.
never assume a failed relationship was a waste a time, if it didn't bring you what you want , it taught you what you don't want.

[The Gemini Method]

Never mix uppers with downers and do not mix quaals with meth.

[Avante]

it took you 65+ years to learn these things? I learned them all in 25.

No wonder you were just a sheep following the crowd in Olongapo. You're just flat dumb.

First off I'm not 65 or older, so wrong there. Second off who said anything about when I picked up on those things? Do you work at never getting it?

So it would have been....(Olongapo)

gang,...we're going over tonight you coming?
Blake...nope! I go my own way.

Yeah right ya dumb , you would have done the exact same thing moron, we all would.

[CavsSuperFan]

Honesty is not always the best policy…Like when your girlfriend asks “Do these pants make me look fat”?

Do not tell a girl that you have an all metal vacuum collection…And never show her the photos from the Star Trek convention…

Never drive in the Deep South with California license plates and a Hillary Clinton for President Bumper sticker…

Never venture too far from home on your bicycle without carrying extra tubes & tools…

If Costco does not carry it, it is because I do not need it…

[Blake]

First off I'm not 65 or older, so wrong there. Second off who said anything about when I picked up on those things? Do you work at never getting it?

So it would have been....(Olongapo)

gang,...we're going over tonight you coming?
Blake...nope! I go my own way.

Yeah right ya dumb , you would have done the exact same thing moron, we all would.

75?

[Avante]

75?

Why not actually read things little guy, ok? See where I say...not 65 or older...not think stupid, what does that tell you?

Dude, your need to be a little prick is ridiculous, have you always been this ed up? I can see what your wife left your got ass, you're a prick, a grade A asshole.

Notice how everyone else is playing along as all we see from your dumb ass is bull . you got! I'd love to see you talk your standing in front of me ya ing coward.

[cantthinkofanything]

Don't stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a handle.
Glad bags make ty condoms
Icy Hot is not a good back up lube

[Avante]

Don't stick anything up your butt that doesn't have a handle.
Glad bags make ty condoms
Icy Hot is not a good back up lube

So what are you today my little friend? Still a pirate?

[GoodOdor]

Experience has thought me to stay away from old, obese, pedophile, degenerate gamblers.

[cantthinkofanything]

So what are you today my little friend? Still a pirate?

no. I got tired of babble yesterday so I thought the pirate schtick would either make things more interesting or at least provide an easy out. I ended up watching a rerun of Modern Family and went to bed.

[Avante]

Experience has thought me to stay away from old, obese, pedophile, degenerate gamblers.

Dude, when we look at your posting history that sort of immature bull is all you are about. So it means....0.

[Avante]

no. I got tired of babble yesterday so I thought the pirate schtick would either make things more interesting or at least provide an easy out. I ended up watching a rerun of Modern Family and went to bed.

Hey, I'm here for ya amigo, you can be a pirate a buccaneer, a viking, whatever, ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

Hey, I'm here for ya amigo, you can be a pirate a buccaneer, a viking, whatever, ok?

Ok. And you can be some crazy old dude that likes track and field and young boys.

If you'd like to undergo a makeover, please PM me your log in information.

[Avante]

Ok. And you can be some crazy old dude that likes track and field and young boys.

If you'd like to undergo a makeover, please PM me your log in information.

So today you're simply a liar, that's ok little guy I do understand. So how many things without handles have you stuck up you ass? Ever thought about being a cowboy?

[cantthinkofanything]

So today you're simply a liar, that's ok little guy I do understand. So how many things without handles have you stuck up you ass?

your mom's but it wasn't on purpose. but I was able to use the tumor on her back as a makeshift handle. so I guess it doesn't really count

[Spur|n|Austin]

Your ear needs some wax.

And if you go to far with a Q tip, you could puncture your ear drum.

Yeah you do need some ear wax, but I'm not going to have ear wax visible if someone is standing next to me. I use a q-tip after almost every shower, no punctured ear drums yet. Guess I'm living on the edge.

[Blake]

Yeah you do need some ear wax, but I'm not going to have ear wax visible if someone is standing next to me. I use a q-tip after almost every shower, no punctured ear drums yet. Guess I'm living on the edge.

Rebel

[Ignignokt]

#135. Never be content with; laying on the sofa, blogging about McNuggets while your wife is taking turns getting plowed by Tyson, Jamaal, and Rashaad.

Whooo!!!

[Avante]

your mom's but it wasn't on purpose. but I was able to use the tumor on her back as a makeshift handle. so I guess it doesn't really count

Why waste yours and my time on stupid bull like that that makes no sense of any kind? Come on guy drop all that stupid , it's a waste of time...ok?

I take you also post on a teenie booper board and have a hard time changing gears once around adults, right?

[Avante]

#135. Never be content with; laying on the sofa, blogging about McNuggets while your wife is taking turns getting plowed by Tyson, Jamaal, and Rashaad.

Whooo!!!

How many of these total idiots do we have here, wow!

[DMC]

..over the years.

Never zero in on Miss Tonight too early, something better could walk in at any time.

Never bet on a road team on Monday Night with a losing record.

Never buy anything ya plug in at a yard sale.

Never get a cheap paint job.

Never expect much of people in hiding.

Always have a book in your car/truck.

Never tell a woman her hair looks anything other than...wow!

Always carry a pocket knife.

Never say anything to a cop other than, yes sir.

Never mix liqour and beer.

Never ask anyone.....how's it going?

Always have a spare tire.

Never sit a harmonica down without shaking it first.

Never climb on top the house with nobody else home.

Never stick anything in your ear.

Squeal when he says so.

Bald pussy doesn't always mean shaven pussy.

Fantasizing about ing my own daughter ruined my sex life with my spouse.

Chris could be Gay.

Blacks don't necessarily sing better, it's just cooler to listen to them.

Road head is dangerous... I lost a tooth once.

If you cannot reach the back of your ass by wiping from the rear, you're not necessarily "stocky".

Hair on my neck is easily burned off by a cigarette.

Yes sir officer... not "do you want to see my music collection"

Never compare drawings with a 4th grade comic freak.

Panties are best after the 5th consecutive day of use.

A swollen tick on your balls can mimic a carcinoma

My garage sounds better than my bedroom.

Chris leaves a ring around the tub every other weekend.

A tube sock makes a great false pussy if you fill it with Vaseline and put it in the microwave.

Chris can fix microwaves.

[Avante]

DMC

At what age were you when you started craving ?

[DMC]

DMC

At what age were you when you started craving ?

For comparison you mean?

[Avante]

For comparison you mean?

However ya want to spin it, you seem to have this fixation with balls and s.