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    Let's not pretend it's something it ain't. At it's simplest, it's a few cords and very simple scale. No one invented the blues. Some people with very limited musical knowledge just happened to get a guitar and plug out some simple yet pleasing tunes. Without the blacks, it would have happened anyway. The reason it's cited as influencing so many musicians is because it's about the easiest style of music to play and sound like you might know what you're doing. If you give a million monkeys one million guitars and put them in a locked room for a week and then record them, you're going to have 1) mostly cacophony and monkey farts, 2) thousands of blues riffs, 3) monkey farts, and ZERO things that sound like classical music. Don't get me wrong...I love dem blues...but it's the equivalent of pooping ones britches. As opposed to making glorious stools from the heights of unknown stars.

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    Like two black people in Austin play the blues.

    The rest are really annoying white paleohipsters with bald heads and ponytails who sound ridiculous trying to sing like black dudes.

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    Like two black people in Austin play the blues.

    The rest are really annoying white paleohipsters with bald heads and ponytails who sound ridiculous trying to sing like black dudes.
    Who are the two black people?

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    Birdlegg and sometimes Gary Clark Jr.

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    Birdlegg and sometimes Gary Clark Jr.
    Those are both African Americans.

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    Those are both African Americans.
    More than likely.

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    There should be more than just those two. How many black people live in Austin?

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    There should be more than just those two.
    One would think, but there it is.
    How many black people live in Austin?
    7.

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    The blues are absolute garbage and only old gots like that ty music....

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    One would think, but there it is.7.
    bull . I've seen at least 10 sleeping on the pavement. And none of them were Gary Clark Jr. Some could have been Birdlegg.

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    I believer there is now 8 black people in Austin.

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    bull . I've seen at least 10 sleeping on the pavement.
    Austin doesn't count those.

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    here's several pages worth of Jeffersons that live in Austin. ironically found in the white pages.

    http://www.whitepages.com/name/Jefferson/Austin-TX

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    The blues are absolute garbage and only old gots like that ty music....
    Typical troll response expressing the epitome of ignorance and stupidity.

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    Typical troll response expressing the epitome of ignorance and stupidity.
    Which Ivy League school did you go to?

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    Let's not pretend it's something it ain't. At it's simplest, it's a few cords and very simple scale. No one invented the blues. Some people with very limited musical knowledge just happened to get a guitar and plug out some simple yet pleasing tunes. Without the blacks, it would have happened anyway. The reason it's cited as influencing so many musicians is because it's about the easiest style of music to play and sound like you might know what you're doing. If you give a million monkeys one million guitars and put them in a locked room for a week and then record them, you're going to have 1) mostly cacophony and monkey farts, 2) thousands of blues riffs, 3) monkey farts, and ZERO things that sound like classical music. Don't get me wrong...I love dem blues...but it's the equivalent of pooping ones britches. As opposed to making glorious stools from the heights of unknown stars.
    I bet I could list 200 blues men/women you've never heard. I seriously doubt you know enought abouit the music to have a legit opinion.

    You ever hear of ...piano blues...how about banjo, fiddle, harmonica, jug bands, mandolin, violin....blues?

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    Which Ivy League school did you go to?
    As I said before when referring to you, you can't teach stupid.

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    As I said before when referring to you, you can't teach stupid.
    Speaking of teaching (and stupid), which Ivy League school did you go to?

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    I bet I could list 200 blues men/women you've never heard. I seriously doubt you know enought abouit the music to have a legit opinion.

    You ever hear of ...piano blues...how about banjo, fiddle, harmonica, jug bands, mandolin, violin....blues?
    I know I have, and I have a deep appreciation of all of it.
    And blues led me into jazz.

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    Speaking of teaching (and stupid), which Ivy League school did you go to?
    Wow, that went right over your head!
    Not surprised.
    Your question has been answered many times over, it went over your head too!

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    I bet I could list 200 blues men/women you've never heard. I seriously doubt you know enought abouit the music to have a legit opinion.

    You ever hear of ...piano blues...how about banjo, fiddle, harmonica, jug bands, mandolin, violin....blues?
    Please don't up my thread with your lists. Please start a new one to list your' "200 that I've never heard of".

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    The blues are absolute garbage and only old gots like that ty music....
    Tell that to...

    Pink Floyd....who got that name from old blues cats Pink Anderson and Floyd Council
    The Rolling Stones...who got that name from an old Muddy Waters tune....Rolling Stone
    Canned Heat...who got that name from an old Tommy Johnson tune...Canned Heat (you have no idea what that was do ya stupid?)
    Eric Clapton...who put out a CD paying homage to Robert Johnson
    Led Zeppelin...who covered the classic Kansas Joe McKoy & Memphis Minnie tune..."When the Levee Breaks"

    Tell that to...

    Steve Miller
    Bob Dylan
    Robert Palmer
    Dion
    Cream
    Atlantic Rhythm Section
    The Alman Brothers
    The Doors
    Jimi Hendrix
    Elvis
    The Animals

    ....and on and on and on and on that covered old blues tunes.

    Ever heard of...The Blues Brothers? How about the movie...Crossroads? Familiar with The House of Blues? How about the magazines...Blues Revue and Living Blues, how about those thousands of blues sites out there and videos?

    Dude, nobody should as dumb as you are.

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    Please don't up my thread with your lists. Please start a new one to list your' "200 that I've never heard of".

    Well I could play Pirate like you do in my threads?

    The point was you don't know about the blues, and it's real obvious. Make that 400 blues cats you've never heard.

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    Well I could play Pirate like you do in my threads?

    The point was you don't know about the blues, and it's real obvious. Make that 400 blues cats you've never heard.
    Make that 400 blues cats I don't give a about but could probably approximate them most of them in an hours or two on whatever instrument they were playing. Except the skin flute...I'll leave that to you.

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    Make that 400 blues cats I don't give a about but could probably approximate them most of them in an hours or two on whatever instrument they were playing. Except the skin flute...I'll leave that to you.
    So why try and talk about stuff you don't know about? You ever hear any St. Louis piano blues, try...nope! You ever hear Hammie Nixon on harmonica, Yak Rac on the mandolin and Sleepy John Estes on guitar playing together? How about the Memphis Jug Band? How about piano player Leroy Carr and his guitar player Scrapper Blackwell? Ever hear Bessie Smith backed by Louis Armstrong? Of course not.

    Ma Rainey was nbacked by a band, as were most the classic female blues singers.

    You are clueless little fella.

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