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    Yep, there is no Judy there is a Jody and he's 6-4 220 pounds of...yum-meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!! When he whispers....A-van-te....my knees get weak.

    I've been gay all my life, as a kid I had pin ups of Fabian, Elvis, Frankie Avalon on my bedroom wall, they were so cute.

    Now being that we live in a time where being gay is cool and no problem I decided to finally slam that closet door and come on out, a perfect time to be a gay man. Thank you for making this possible for me, I never thought we'd see the acceptance we do now. Once again.....thank you!
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    Congrats on finally admitting it
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    Congrats on finally admitting it
    I knew you saw right thru my bull , so why continue to live a lie? So there were no Olongopo bar girls I just wanted to seem like one of the guys.
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    So there were no Olongopo bar girls
    Nah, rape is more about exerting a sick sense of power over a helpless victim rather than sexual attraction, so you're not wriggling out of what you did in Olongopo
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    So you were molesting little boys in Asia. All molesters seem to have been molested and are now gay so it makes perfect sense that you're a ...let me guess you're part of NAMBLA. North American Man - Boy Love Association.
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    Nah, rape is more about exerting a sick sense of power over a helpless victim rather than sexual attraction, so you're not wriggling out of what you did in Olongopo
    I don't think my boyfriend (at that time) Tommy would have stood for that sort of behavior, he was very possesive. We always went over together even if it meant getting someone to take our duty night. I've never been with a woman obviously being gay there is no attraction there.
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    So you were molesting little boys in Asia. All molesters seem to have been molested and are now gay so it makes perfect sense that you're a ...let me guess you're part of NAMBLA. North American Man - Boy Love Association.
    I met my lover Tommy the first day I got my duty station the USS Horne. He was very jealous and possesive, no way he was letting me out of his sight. If he couldn't go over with me I couldn't go.

    When he dumped me a day before I got out of the Navy he broke my heart. Took me months to get over the pain. Thank God for Jody.
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    I met my lover Tommy the first day I got my duty station the USS Horne. He was very jealous and possesive, no way he was letting me out of his sight. If he couldn't go over with me I couldn't go.

    When he dumped me a day before I got out of the Navy he broke my heart. Took me months to get over the pain. Thank God for Jody.
    When you make love to Jody, do you still think of Tommy?
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    Did you take Mason out on his first "fishing" trip and teach him how to spelunk with the best of em?
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    When you make love to Jody, do you still think of Tommy?
    Actually my first true love was Juan, he was a Mexican boy with the most beautiful big brown eyes. We met at a basketball game in junior high, he was the one who popped my cherry. I've never forgotten him, so while I loved Tommy and Jody they couldn't compare to Juan, I still dream of that tight little ass, and those big brown beautiful brown eyes.
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    Did you take Mason out on his first "fishing" trip and teach him how to spelunk with the best of em?
    There is no Mason, I just thougth having a son would help me fit in with being manly.
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    Actually my first true love was Juan, he was a Mexican boy with the most beautiful big brown eyes. We met at a basketball game in junior high, he was the one who popped my cherry. I've never forgotten him, so while I loved Tommy and Jody they couldn't compare to Juan, I still dream of that tight little ass, and those big brown beautiful brown eyes.
    In your relationships, do you have a dedicated top and bottom? Or do you and your lover switch it around? Or does it depend on the partner?
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    In your relationships, do you have a dedicated top and bottom? Or do you and your lover switch it around? Or does it depend on the partner?
    Make that..lovers....yep, I was a bad little boy I've cheated, what a , hehe! I like to role play with me being Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Annie Oakley, Joan of Arc. I always take bottom, would rather be plowed than plow. I insist they call me whatever role I;m playing, ya know...oh Little Red Riding Hood, yes yes yes!
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    Lol meltdown thread
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    Make that..lovers....yep, I was a bad little boy I've cheated, what a , hehe! I like to role play with me being Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Annie Oakley, Joan of Arc. I always take bottom, would rather be plowed than plow. I insist they call me whatever role I;m playing, ya know...oh Little Red Riding Hood, yes yes yes!
    Nice. But those are interesting choices. I wonder what it says about you to be the coy Little Red Riding Hood one day and the bawdy Annie Oakley the next??? I don't really know...just throwing out the question.
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    Lol meltdown thread
    Not at all I was noticing how so many here and out there are no longer seeing sexuality as being anything other than normal behavior for some. So why continue to live a lie afraid to be who I really am? Telling the truth is not a meltdown it's simple dealing in reality.
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    Nice. But those are interesting choices. I wonder what it says about you to be the coy Little Red Riding Hood one day and the bawdy Annie Oakley the next??? I don't really know...just throwing out the question.
    It;s not all about me ya know, I want my man to also play along, imagine making love to The Bad Wolf, Wild Bill Hickok who had dreamy eyes. That's a big part of role playing.
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    It;s not all about me ya know, I want my man to also play along, imagine making love to The Bad Wolf, Wild Bill Hickok who had dreamy eyes. That's a big part of role playing.
    Wild Bill only lived to be 39. At that time, Annie was only...yes...16.
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    Wild Bill only lived to be 39. At that time, Annie was only...yes...16.
    As Joan of Arc I want my man to play Adolf Hitler, I pencil in the mustache, hehe! So as you can see actual historical facts take a back seat to just getting a nut. Which is obviously the goal.
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    As Joan of Arc I want my man to play Adolf Hitler, I pencil in the mustache, hehe! So as you can see actual historical facts take a back seat to just getting a nut. Which is obviously the goal.
    That's outrageous. You should try to be Barbara Streisand to your lover's Hitler.
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    That's outrageous. You should try to be Barbara Streisand to your lover's Hitler.
    I totally agree about being outrageous, you ought to see me dressed up in my Sheena Queen of the Jungle outfit and Jody as Tarzan. Jody actually comes in swinging from a big oak tree in back. Yep, good times! He tried that yell of Tarzans, he sucked so we dumped it. Sorta ed up the mood.
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    Not Avante's writing style. Can't believe anyone is falling for it. Hacked account.
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    I totally agree about being outrageous, you ought to see me dressed up in my Sheena Queen of the Jungle outfit and Jody as Tarzan. Jody actually comes in swinging from a big oak tree in back. Yep, good times! He tried that yell of Tarzans, he sucked so we dumped it. Sorta ed up the mood.
    Assuming that you do know all the stuff about the blues like you said, do you ever pretend to be Bessie Smith while Jody is Bukka White?
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    Not Avante's writing style. Can't believe anyone is falling for it. Hacked account.
    Ya mean...

    Come on litle fella, who in the could even try to pull off...Avante? Wanna talk them old blues, how's bout the All Time NFL 100m?

    Better?
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    Assuming that you do know all the stuff about the blues like you said, do you ever pretend to be Bessie Smith while Jody is Bukka White?
    Why would anyone pretend to know old blues music, make any sense to you, yeah, me either.

    Bessie was bisexual she'd do anyone and Bukka was ug-lee!!!!!!!! So...nope!
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