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    While petting my dog Joey I felt a bump, my first thought was a scab. Yep...a tick. This thing was huge, obviously it had been sucking for a long time. So I yank it off and there it is this blood bloated little creature with a tiny head and legs but a monstrous body full of doggie blood. Biggest tick I've ever seen (not that I've seen a lot of ticks).

    Now do I flush this monster,take a pin and with it, or just step on it? What a life that must be, just hanging around sucking blood. So God made this thing, what was He thinking? We have ticks.....because? How did Noah know a male from a female tick when he was rounding things up for his ark? What kept these ticks off the other creatures?

    I ended up beheading the prick tick, talk about a gross sight, a blood bloated body with no head.
    Last edited by Avante; 06-12-2014 at 09:36 AM.

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    underrated show imho

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    SPOON!

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    Joey...
    Baby...
    Don't get crazy
    Detours, fences...
    I get defensive....

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    Didn't realize this was all that complex.

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    a tick....

    Soccer

    We will never be able to hang with the worlds elite because of football. If our speedy black athletes took up soccer instead of football nobody could touch us.

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    underrated show imho
    Ben Edlund is the tbh

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    Ben Edlund is the tbh
    I was looking up Edlund but typed in Eland and came across this:

    she's a model


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    It appears this is the tick season? These things are sesonal?

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    I had no idea Micky Dolenz voiced Arthur in season one.

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    I had no idea Micky Dolenz voiced Arthur in season one.
    Did you know that John Lithgow was originally courted to play the Monkey that Dolenz eventually did?

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    Remember the live-action version FOX tried to do that bombed?

    It was actually pretty decent, but per the usual with all their good shows, FOX didn't promote it at all and put it in a horrible timeslot....

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    That reminds me...I had a friend who had a Tick toy that he got from Taco Bell. It had a weight in it's chin and would balance on just about anything. He didn't have anything but the figure. He ended up giving it to me and I found it a week or so ago when I was cleaning up some .


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    That reminds me...I had a friend who had a Tick toy that he got from Taco Bell. It had a weight in it's chin and would balance on just about anything. He didn't have anything but the figure. He ended up giving it to me and I found it a week or so ago when I was cleaning up some .

    That's pretty sweet

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    Remember the live-action version FOX tried to do that bombed?

    It was actually pretty decent, but per the usual with all their good shows, FOX didn't promote it at all and put it in a horrible timeslot....
    Yup, Warburton as Tick

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    I give my dogs trifexis, but I don't know if it works on ticks, just fleas and mosquitos for sure.
    But I also spray my yard twice every three months.

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