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    .....you need to be aware of a few basic fundamentals concerning successful relationships. I am talking about marriage between adults not running the streets and party girls, there it's just get all the pussy ya can, any thought prossess.

    But....once you do decide to settle down with Miss Forever instead of Miss Right Now you do need to know women. The most important thing you need to understand is how much it means to them for you to pay attention to them and listen to what they have to say. You better be done with the gang before you try to settle down, you cannot run with the guys and put her second. You always put her first and she knows this, when she talks you make it very clear you are totally tuned in.

    Then there's the little things, women love the little things. A card telling her how much ya care and it's not her birthday it's just because ya do care and want her to know that. take her places, show her off, women love the attention. Have a fav restaurant, a fav song, a fav movie, things only the two of you can share. Romance, women love a romance, so fake it.

    If ya still need to worry about your buddies, ya don't listen to her, ya don't do the little things, are a lazy lover don't be surprised if ya find a .....Dear Blake...note on the frig, or worst yet come home and find some little drilling for oil.

    It really is all on you, ya see women are emotional if you don't meet her emotional needs, she will be looking for someone who does.

    How many times have you seen a great looking woman with a very common looking guy? Well Mr. Common knows all those ....fundamentals.

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    None ofthat matters if you have a little

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    None ofthat matters if you have a little
    Do you honestly believe that amigo? guy if ya really know what you're doing your best weapon is your tongue.

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    Good advice

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    Pretty much common sense, really. I always just nod and say sure whatever floats your boat.

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    Pretty much common sense, really. I always just nod and say sure whatever floats your boat.
    You really think you're fooling her? I interject things to get her to elaborate on whatever it is she's talking about. Let her be the one to cool the conversation and then play the.....that's all, bummer. Sure ya have to play a little game but it's well worth it. She will love you for it and show it.

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    You really think you're fooling her? I interject things to get her to elaborate on whatever it is she's talking about. Let her be the one to cool the conversation and then play the.....that's all, bummer. Sure ya have to play a little game but it's well worth it. She will love you for it and show it.
    No I know I'm not fooling her that's why I do pay attention. I'm just ing around for the sake of ing around on a message board. She can dissect my ability to selective hear her so I know I can't get away with it.

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    Avante how are you so sure that Judy disnt cheat on you behind the scenes?

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    Avante how are you so sure that Judy disnt cheat on you behind the scenes?
    Behind what scenes? She works from 8ish-5ish (whenever the last kid is picked up). Now it's sit down and chill for an hour or so. Now it's time to start thinking about dinner. Afterwards, we spend some time together doing whatever. After a couple hours she gets into something (big into her church) and I do the same. There is no...behind the scenes. It's never been..."where's Judy?"

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    Behind what scenes? She works from 8ish-5ish (whenever the last kid is picked up). Now it's sit down and chill for an hour or so. Now it's time to start thinking about dinner. Afterwards, we spend some time together doing whatever. After a couple hours she gets into something (big into her church) and I do the same. There is no...behind the scenes. It's never been..."where's Judy?"
    thats cute and all, but she could have told you one day, "Avante.. im off to work" but what she meant was that she was off to get laid by aome other dude

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    If I'm reading this correctly, his wife works at home running a day care. So, that would be a hard sell if she's going to work if that's the case. I could be wrong though.

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    If I'm reading this correctly, his wife works at home running a day care. So, that would be a hard sell if she's going to work if that's the case. I could be wrong though.
    anyone can figure out how to cheat the system tbh

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    scorched earth policy, which to me means not having no at all, tbh.

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    thats cute and all, but she could have told you one day, "Avante.. im off to work" but what she meant was that she was off to get laid by aome other dude
    Dude, we own a daycare business in the home. She doesn't go to work. And......she is very relgious and we are about as in love as two people can get.

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    pretend your listening, and do something else. Productivity at the same time.

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    anyone can figure out how to cheat the system tbh
    No not really, ya see Judy is never anywhere where I'm not aware of exactly where she is. The old....in case I have car problems I'm at......

    Dude, let it go, what you are talking about really is ridiculous, honest. We are far beyond that sort of thing.

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    scorched earth policy, which to me means not having no at all, tbh.
    What a bland existence.

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    pretend your listening, and do something else. Productivity at the same time.
    That will have her pretending to have sex with you.

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    Dude, we own a daycare business in the home. She doesn't go to work. And......she is very relgious and we are about as in love as two people can get.
    avante how long have you guys been married? 30-40 years I suppose? Kinda hard to imagine judy being pleased with just one man

    i wouldnt be surprised if you had your own share too maddog

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    avante how long have you guys been married? 30-40 years I suppose? Kinda hard to imagine judy being pleased with just one man

    i wouldnt be surprised if you had your own share too maddog
    We've been together 32, been married 31. There simply is no need to fool around. Nothing to gain by it at all. Actually it would be boring. Why take a step down?


    Judy is totally/completely into kids and family, very domestic.

    Sorry but that simply isn't how we do it. I can barely keep up with her and she has told me......don't you dare buy any of that penis enlargement stuff.....promise me! Then there's the fact we are madly in love.
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    so this clown is giving out women advice when the first and last time he had sex was with some kid in asia...

    fail...gtfo wanker

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    so this clown is giving out women advice when the first and last time he had sex was with some kid in asia...

    fail...gtfo wanker
    ..

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    Serious though, Avante is such a corny White Knight, tbh..

    His marriage sounds so boring, too, I have no doubt that Judy has licked the balls of many men during their marriage, probably with permission from Avante..if you're a fat pedophile that relies on his wife's daycare business for finances, you aren't wearing the pants in your family..

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    Serious though, Avante is such a corny White Knight, tbh..

    His marriage sounds so boring, too, I have no doubt that Judy has licked the balls of many men during their marriage, probably with permission from Avante..if you're a fat pedophile that relies on his wife's daycare business for finances, you aren't wearing the pants in your family..
    As I've said before, he definitely scours Craigslist for Lorenzo Neal lookalikes to hire as bulls....

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    so this clown is giving out women advice when the first and last time he had sex was with some kid in asia...

    fail...gtfo wanker
    Not too bright are ya slick?

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