Lakers: Predict God's 2014-2015 season

[kobe4life]

I have decided to create this thread since a lot of you guys think that God is finished and done. This is a thread you can bump next summer after what I say comes true. I expect God to have an MVP type of season since he wants to prove to people he still has it. God will average 30 points a game, 50 percent shooting, along with 5 assists, 5 rebounds. Lakers will go all the way and win it all. State your predictions in this thread and we'll see who is right.

[Thebesteva]

Dont change Kobe4life, dont let them break u

[ezau]

If he's healthy and if his minutes are managed properly:

19-22 points per game
30-35 minutes per game
40-45% FG%

[Franklin]

didn't know you had re-converted yourself to Lebronism, tbh.

[Splits]

25/6/6 for the first time ever in his career

[IrisHockey]

He'll play 20 games maximum.

[kobe4life]

didn't know you had re-converted yourself to Lebronism, tbh.

Never you know me too well I would never convert to a Great Satanic worshiper.

[jARS mEsH sEt]

21 PPG @ 43% shooting, 4 APG, 4 RPG, 0.8 SPG

[lefty]

50%





chances he'll play

[elmanutres]

how the is this terrible troll still going.

[DAF86]

About 60 goals and 20 assists.

[xellos88330]

"God is dead"

[Clipper Nation]

6










games played

[benefactor]

[ChumpDumper]

DNP-CD (Check Deposited)

[scanry]

His stats will not matter. If the Lakers make the playoffs, their season will be a success.

[phyzik]

Kawhi will add "God Slayer" to his resume.

[kobe4life]

Kawhi will add "God Slayer" to his resume.

God will never get schooled by Kawhi because he is a much better player than the Great Satan. If God gets schooled by Kawhi then I will never post again on this forum.

[ambchang]

God will never get schooled by Kawhi because he is a much better player than the Great Satan. If God gets schooled by Kawhi then I will never post again on this forum.

Kobe 0-3 vs. Kawhi
10-24 shooting (actually right around his average)
0 blocks in 107 minutes
1 steal in 107 minutes
outrebounded by Kawhi with 25% more minutes

[UZER]

Throwing everyone under the bus.

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Throwing everyone under the bus.

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

[UZER]

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

Being purposely obtuse I see.

[Cry Havoc]

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

No way are you that dense. its a good effort, though all too transparent.

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No way are you that dense. its a good effort, though all too transparent.

Well, Breen had the answer, not verbatim:::"Media treats Kobe different than they do Duncan. It's the way it was from the start." Van Gundy? He wanted to talk about soccer.

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Being purposely obtuse I see.

What, you didn't hear it? You thought I'd let it lay?

Uh, uh. Jackson nailed it, right between the eyes. I'm just shocked he still had a seat thereafter.