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    .....in Olongapo City, in Subic Bay Phillipines. We'd just spent 30 days tossing illuminious s s over somewhere in Viet Nam, turning night into day. Many nights we'd hang on the lifeline/fantail smoking pot and chillin' with Jimi, Jim, Janis and Carlos. Yep, just watching the war as safe as a babe in the womb.

    So there you are drinking a Singapore Sling (an old salt recommended it) staring into a mirror and seeing a kid staring back as that Filipino three piece band does their best Johnny Cash.

    You are surrounded by girls, wall to wall....girls. I'd like to say...there were tall ones and short ones and big ones and crazy ones and........nope, there were short ones. Not a blonde or redhead in the joint. Not a decent set of s either.

    Before you've taken a drink here she comes. She sits down right beside you (her job is to hustle as many drinks as she can, she is drinking water) ...

    tiny s.....buy me drink babysan?
    me...sure!
    tt...you cute, my name Joyce (yeah right) what your name?
    me...Avante
    tt...I likey.....A-Van-taaaaaaaaa
    me...e not a
    tt..whatever, you have beautiful eyes, so blue.
    me...ah shucks
    tt...you buy me another drink?
    me...sure!
    tt...(after a half dozen drinks)...we go short time? You have big muscles babysan.
    me...sure.
    tt...you buy me out, so we can go now? I talk to mamasan...ok?***

    (if you want to leave before closing time and if ya plan on getting a room you will need to do that, you have to make a deal with the bar to make up for drinks lost because she has left early)

    me..sure.

    So after a night of drinking all ya wanted, buying Miss Tonight out of the bar, renting a room, getting a little something to eat and her fee for her services, around a 100 bucks. And you have a memory you will never forget. Keep in mind just a year earlier if someone would have said...."a year from now you'll be walking the streets of Olongapo City with a hooker looking for a room"....you'd have called them crazy.

    *** in some places you actually sign a sort of marriage contract, this states she will be yours for as long as you're in port.


    Since this remains a hot topic here
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    19yrs old my arse, turn upside down the 9 and its a 6 for 16, fkn wanker

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    19yrs old my arse, turn upside down the 9 and its a 6 for 16, fkn wanker
    Ever try and join the US navy at 16 ya dumb ?
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    Ever try and join the US navy at 16 ya dumb ?
    My grandfather joined the Marines at 17.

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    hey man just because its illegal in ur country and legal in some country, doesnt mean u can go there and exploit whatever loophole cause of ur fetish

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    Not a decent set of s either.
    Often the case with prepubescents.

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    Often the case with prepubescents.
    No ...you'd think the pedo bag would learn already.

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    $100 in the 60's?

    That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.

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    $100 in the 60's?

    That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.
    Well, given his gambling record, are you surprised he would be taken by a age-questionable Filipino ?

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    I was 17 and fell in head over heels in love. She was a blond haired blue eyed castilian hottie my same age. We would have made beautiful babies. She must have really liked it too because we went way over time on multiple pops. I was more mellow stoned than drunk and really wanted to marry her, I just couldn't figure out what I was going to tell my mother when I showed up back at home with her.

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    I find myself more and more amazed as to how many guys I know have slept with a hooker...I used to think I was in the majority on this subject but I'm no longer so sure.


    I have noticed however that most of the men that have done it that I have met are native Texans.

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    In SA road trips to Mexico were like a rite of passage, at least with my high school crew. Obviously, pre AIDS, pre Cartel violence...We still bagged it but the upside was way better than the downside...keep some stash money to buy your way back to the border if you got pulled over in Mexico... $40 would get you an escort...
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    Same rite of passage out here in SoCal. You knew Mexico trips were for two things: the ability to drink underage and to bang (most of the times) hot Latina paid strange. I heard the stories but never myself participated.

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    Same rite of passage out here in SoCal. You knew Mexico trips were for two things: the ability to drink underage and to bang (most of the times) hot Latina paid strange. I heard the stories but never myself participated.

    figured I would post it before LakersRtheBesteva.

    I wouldn't worry about those cartel coochies. most likely she's in the US by now, pumping out kids and living on the dole. you're safe my son.

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    My grandfather joined the Marines at 17.
    You had to be 18 when I joined the navy.

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    hey man just because its illegal in ur country and legal in some country, doesnt mean u can go there and exploit whatever loophole cause of ur fetish
    Dude, who in the gives a damn about anything other than having a good time? Nobody was all worried about like that at all.

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    Often the case with prepubescents.
    So when was the last time you were over there?

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    $100 in the 60's?

    That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.
    Why not read what was said, ok? A night of buying drinks for both of us, buying her out of the bar, a snack, a room and her $$$$$$$$. Yep, around 100 bucks.

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    I find myself more and more amazed as to how many guys I know have slept with a hooker...I used to think I was in the majority on this subject but I'm no longer so sure.


    I have noticed however that most of the men that have done it that I have met are native Texans.
    I was on the USS Horne, we had a crew of about 300. I have no problem saying at least 200 of them made it with bar girls.

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    Well, given his gambling record, are you surprised he would be taken by a age-questionable Filipino ?
    Why keep ignoring the fact that age is not a factor over there. If they are working bars they are legal.

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    I do have fun with this topic because of how weird it is to see how you little people act over it. When all of you had someone in your family in that situation who did exactly what we all did.

    Are you midgets really thinking it was ever....

    the gang....hey midget you coming over with us, have a few drinks, get some pussy.
    midget....oh no not me, how old are those girls?
    the gang...who gives a , come on.
    midget..oh no, I can't, I'll just stay here and read.
    the gang....you can smell our fingers when we get back, see ya.
    midget...gross.

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    I do have fun with this topic because of how weird it is to see how you little people act over it. When all of you had someone in your family in that situation who did exactly what we all did.

    Are you midgets really thinking it was ever....

    the gang....hey midget you coming over with us, have a few drinks, get some pussy.
    midget....oh no not me, how old are those girls?
    the gang...who gives a , come on.
    midget..oh no, I can't, I'll just stay here and read.
    the gang....you can smell our fingers when we get back, see ya.
    midget...gross.
    Cool story....no one likes you.

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    You had to be 18 when I joined the navy.
    He had to be 18 too, so he lied about his age.

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