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Maybe if Kobe wasn't too busy going 4-23 from downtown he could have gotten more free throws
Just for reference, here's prime Dad Killer vs. "physical" defenses:
Knicks in '93: 11 FTAs per game
Knicks in '92: 10
Pistons in '91: 12 FTAs per game
Pistons in '90: 10
Pistons in '89: 14
Maybe if Kobe wasn't too busy going 4-23 from downtown he could have gotten more free throws
"dad killer"...
What a terrible shtick. I mean, MJ was a terrible human being no doubt, gambling addict, cheater, ty husband...but damn that diss is so bad that everytime you use it , it props Jordan up.
And maybe if Duncan had made that lay u............forget it. it.
You were doing fine there, Gums, it just went on too long to support ceasing the stated indictment.
It's all I got left aside from a basement full of ing barrels.
Don't you wish you were short 1 barrel?
Sure, and I was pigheaded about them. Remember, I wouldn't even roll them after about the All-Star break. Got my back up and called a Barrel Embargo. I don't even recall the issue now, but, I was bent on not rolling them. Now I got a fire hazard down there & one upstairs. "What are you going to do with those barrels, Dale? I knew investing in oak futures was a mistake. I'm calling mother."
i think your vagina got sore after we beat the mavs in a regular season game and we "went easy" on them here, so you decided not to roll barrels until we lost. Coulda cleared up a lot of basement space if you rolled them out for the lake show
That's right. I took umbrage and now I'm suffering for it. My Barrel Concession is defunct. My 5-4 is defunct. I only have The Bag. The in' Bag. God bless it.
i think your vagina got sore after we beat the mavs in a regular season game and we "went easy" on them here, so you decided not to roll barrels until we lost. Coulda cleared up a lot of basement space if you rolled them out for the lake show
The bag is too subjective to have the same effect as the others, though. It's as though everybody on this board except you knows the bag fits Kobe better than Duncan
It's still a flesh cutter though. I can tell from the at ude of it's respondents. That's good though, keeps the balance of the Board at prime, well, sub prime anyway. It's difficult for the heartfelt of your people to reconcile Duncan at ring and with a bag. And where it's true is that was the rule, I didn't have to fudge it to keep it in Texas. Cir stance played out to my benefit and we get at least another year of ball busting and fellowship.
Pistons hacked, sure, but there's no excuse for Kirby not getting out of the way and letting the alpha (Shaq) carry them to victory....
Your previous shticks were effective because they were cold, hard, simple facts. But based on the current state of their careers, nobody would give the bag credibility if you insist Kobe ain't wearin it
I know we are in agreement on this. Cub.
Where it has solid merit is Duncan's culpability in last June's disaster and quite frankly getting into the backseat this June. Those two events lend to tiredness and by association The Bag. And I'll tell you, I feel better and I stand on solid ground because of it. If he were not complicit last June, if he were in the front seat, even riding shot gun this June I'd still stand on the New Mexico/Texas border and stop the transfer, but, I'd look 60 years old doing it. Now, well now I'm 39 and righteous.
Lebron vs. non-"physical" defenses of the space and pace age, teams that weren't even out there to get him:
Pacers in 2013: 7.8 FTA
Bulls in 2013: 10.4 FTA
Celtics in 2012: 11.4 FTA
Pacers in 2012: 8.5FTA
Celtics in 11: 8.7FTA
Bulls in 11: 10FTA
Celtics in 08: 12.8FTA
Spurs in 07: 7.3FTA
Piston in 07: 9.7
Kobe:
Playoff teams in 13 and 14: 0.0 FTA
Celtics in 10: 8.6 FTA
Jazz in 10: 9.5 FTA
Magic in 09: 8.8 FTA
Nuggets in 09: 12 FTA
Celtics in 08: 8.2 FTA
Jazz in 08: 15 FTA
Physical teams from 05 to 07: 0.0 FTA
Any teams as the alpha: 0.0 FTA
Shocky lit the pilot on the stove prematurely after Game 2. I told him to wait---he went anyway!!!
But, I'll boil it down:::
Kobe: 5
James: 2
That's fine and well, but we all know if Duncan rings again and Kobe has a similarly lousy year, you will either:
a) refuse to reassign the bag for some new made up reason/excuse
b) disappear
a bag that only moves if you say so is like cutting up some construction paper, calling it the Currency of Culburn, and you choose to decide how much/little it is worth depending on your mood. Inherently worthless
No, I'll be here either of two ways:::I won't leave if I don't have a horse. Or, I'll return and meet you fellows immediately after it's over.
The Bag transfers if Duncan rings before KobePERIOD
When Medvedenko is your starting PF you're ed. But people want to forget this beautiful CLUTCH gem from Kobe in 2004, despite it being a series loss this was some epic .
& you couldn't talk him (Jackson) out of it. Like when he tried to make Kwami Brown into James Worthy, or, Smush Parker into Tony Parker. He'd get a thought lodged between his in' ears and it would take root no matter the calamity that grew from it.
Now you are just making stuff up. Malone started 42 games that year, and missed the others because he was injured. Medvedenko only started 38 of the 68 games he played in because pedophile (not you) was injured.
vs. the Pistons, Malone started all four games he played in, including Game 2.
Medevenko only started in Game 5 because the series was essentially over, and pedophile quit.
Re watching a series from 2004. Yeah, you have a life
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