Standing in line behind Kyle Anderson is also known as a hunger strike.
Kyle Anderson still thinks the Heat are the NBA Champs.
Standing in line behind Kyle Anderson is also known as a hunger strike.
Kyle Anderson hates helping people paint for fear of being painted.
Molasses - "Damn".
Taylor Swift once wrote a song about her failed relationship with Kyle Anderson, that song was never released because Taylor is still hoping Kyle will go back to her.
Kyle Anderson is so slow that when he was lost in a grocery store for a week , he died of starvation.
Last edited by hooperflash; 07-04-2014 at 03:21 AM.
the janitor will give him the keys to at&t center so he can lock up on game nights.
We merely adopted the slow. Kyle was born in it.
Kyle is so slow it looks like he is going backwards, he makes snails feel respected.
Vladimir and Estragon are still waiting for Kyle Anderson.
Kyle is so slow, he got lost going around in a circle.
Kyle Anderson said the best thing about walking through a park is watching the color of the leaves change.
He is so slow he could run for president.
Some of these are actually witty/humorous
Kyle is so slow, he has to speed up, to stop.
And they have to measure his progress, with stakes in the ground.
Kyle Anderson has nightmares about the crosswalk countdown.
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Kyle thinks Tony and Eva will last forever.
Anyone know how long Kyle's Mom was in labor , damn![]()
Kyle Anderson just recently finished celebrating the Cubs last championship.
His video camera records moving images at 240 frames per second.
Kyle Anderson's mom had to take on another job to pay for his water bill.
If Kyle Anderson was a Pokemon he'd be SlowBro, the evolved form of Slowpoke.
Slow, but still very powerful.
Kyle Anderson lost a race with molasses going up hill in the winter.
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