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    Top this:

    I am a 6'5'', 240 pound grown ass man. About 8 years ago I rode in the trunk of a Ford Mustang while under the influence of LSD ("acid"). The operator of the vehicle was high on MDMA (pure, synthetic "ecstasy") and not only tried to break the speedometer (passengers in the cab quoted me multiple instances in excess of 100mph) but crashed into the highway median twice. The trip took about one hour, over the course of which I highly regretted my decision the entire time.

    You might ask why someone as large as myself would subject themselves to a trip in claustrophobic conditions such as in a Mustang trunk. You see, that was a Saturday night and the Colts were playing the next morning. The people in my party had decided to stay the night in another town and the game was not being played locally. Nor did I trust my party to willingly wait for me to watch an entire football game at a bar before returning home in the morning.

    Ah man, what I'd give to have my youth back.

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    nothing trumps falling in love with a , imho.

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    JT - The Ultimate Winner

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Got married at 19. That is 5 years I'll never get back.

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    Top this:

    I am a 6'5'', 240 pound grown ass man. About 8 years ago I rode in the trunk of a Ford Mustang while under the influence of LSD ("acid"). The operator of the vehicle was high on MDMA (pure, synthetic "ecstasy") and not only tried to break the speedometer (passengers in the cab quoted me multiple instances in excess of 100mph) but crashed into the highway median twice. The trip took about one hour, over the course of which I highly regretted my decision the entire time.

    You might ask why someone as large as myself would subject themselves to a trip in claustrophobic conditions such as in a Mustang trunk. You see, that was a Saturday night and the Colts were playing the next morning. The people in my party had decided to stay the night in another town and the game was not being played locally. Nor did I trust my party to willingly wait for me to watch an entire football game at a bar before returning home in the morning.

    Ah man, what I'd give to have my youth back.
    Goddamn...that sounds miserable. Were you drunk also? I can't imagine anyone talking me into getting in a trunk if I was trippin. No matter how ed up I was, I think (I hope) I'd still be like..."nooo...I don't think I'm going to do that." But now that I think about it, I'd be freaking if they drove off and I didn't have a ride also.

    though...what if they forgot you in the trunk. Or what if they ran off the road into the wood and all died but you were still in the trunk.

    Man...it's almost uncomfortable thinking about all the bad scenarios.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Got married at 19. That is 5 years I'll never get back.
    Getting married for me too, but I wasn't 19. Contested divorces are not cheap,

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    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    nothing trumps falling in love with a biotch, imho.
    You never break character.....

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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).
    troll post.

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    Married too young to a chick that was a swimsuit model...my advice to younger guys since was to make sure the woman you marry doesn't make a living via vanity.

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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).
    Trolling per usual

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    Married too young to a chick that was a swimsuit model...my advice to younger guys since was to make sure the woman you marry doesn't make a living via vanity.
    Your ex called and said she wants to try again with you...

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    Your ex called and said she wants to try again with you...
    Lol...I feel like that chick would have been a better option.

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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).
    xmastroll doing xmastroll things

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Lol...I feel like that chick would have been a better option.
    LMAO. Damn...must have been a bad situation.

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    LMAO. Damn...must have been a bad situation.
    She's been married two more times since me and she's not even 31 years old yet. And she met the two dudes on sugardaddys.com...which is a real thing as it turns out.

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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).
    stupid troll

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    She's been married two more times since me and she's not even 31 years old yet. And she met the two dudes on sugardaddys.com...which is a real thing as it turns out.

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    Trying to explain something to, and expecting to get a coherent intelligent reply from, the ST village idiot troll.
    We all know who he is (so does he).
    Yup

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Ahh...the old got... ging up threads again.

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    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    Anyway, back on topic. I was drunk leaving a friends house one night and backed my car into a ditch next to his driveway. House was full of people...including my buddy who was always looking for talk ammo. I never heard the end of it from him.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Anyway, back on topic. I was drunk leaving a friends house one night and backed my car into a ditch next to his driveway. House was full of people...including my buddy who was always looking for talk ammo. I never heard the end of it from him.
    that's just being drunk

    and if that's the dumbest drunk thing you've done, then count yourself lucky

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    Ahh...the old got... ging up threads again.
    Gee, at least the bashing is down here, not upstairs polluting threads like you are prone to do lately.
    Proud of that?
    Proud of trying, yet failing, to prove I am trolling upstairs when it is painfully obvious that you and fussybumpfins, and as-bot- -head are the true culprits.
    You guys are truly a joke and prove constantly how ignorant you really are, especially up there.
    We can only laugh at you.

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    Gee, at least the bashing is down here, not upstairs polluting threads like you are prone to do lately.
    Proud of that?
    Proud of trying, yet failing, to prove I am trolling upstairs when it is painfully obvious that you and fussybumpfins, and as-bot- -head are the true culprits.
    You guys are truly a joke and prove constantly how ignorant you really are, especially up there.
    We can only laugh at you.
    Have you noticed that the overwhelming majority think of you as a ty troll?

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    nothing trumps falling in love with a , imho.
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

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