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    ....have such cool names?

    Trendavis Friday
    Ivory Crockett
    Ebanizer Edmonds
    Fair Hooker
    Houston McTear
    LaDainian Tomlinson
    Pervis Atkins
    Daswell Campbell
    DeHart Hubbard
    Tyrone Whatley
    Leotis Booker
    Gale Sayers
    Theotis Brown
    Wardell Gilbreath
    Carver Shannon
    Prentice Gautt
    Elvis Pea
    X.L. Emerson
    Huelon Hewritt
    Orenthal James Simpson
    Tyrick Hill
    Adonis Stone
    Aki Bradley
    Ocie Early
    Elijah Jefferson
    Usian Bolt
    I-Perfection Harris
    Eulace Pea
    Mozelle Ellerbe
    Harrison Dilliard
    Vernus Ragsdale
    Gloster Richardson
    Ja' Warren Hooker
    Israel Lang
    Jeremiah Wheeler
    Evander Holifield
    Asafa Powell
    Ot o Thompson
    Ezunial Burts
    Vesco Bradley
    Mackinley Dillingham
    Emerson Boozer
    Tuqual Walls
    Yohan Blake
    Ashland Whitfield
    Augusta Brown
    E.McDonald Bailey
    Hasley Crawford
    Handsome Wearing
    Major Hazelton
    Savante Stringfellow
    Haven Moses
    Renaldo Nehemiah
    Norbert Payton
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    Orlando McDaneil
    Nesta Carter
    Ameer Webb
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    DeMario Wesley
    Leamon King
    Grundy Harris
    Tiki Barber
    Jamaal Charles
    Rufus Ferguson
    Dominique Dorsey
    Javid Best
    Harrington Jackson
    Kirani James
    Theron Lewis
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    coffee is for closers Infinite_limit's Avatar
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    Inferiority complex. Have to be different, stick out, never take a backseat to anyone

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    King of Queens Huey Freeman's Avatar
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    You started a thread similar to this some time ago. Running out of dumb ass ideas Avante?

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    Inferiority complex. Have to be different, stick out, never take a backseat to anyone
    Then there's always, growing up around that and thinking.........man these black folks sure have cool names. One of my best friends was a black cat we all called....Bugs....because of his big ears. His real name......Emerson Perriott.

    Now if I wanted to really stand out I'd tell ya just who all those guys were,

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    You started a thread similar to this some time ago. Running out of dumb ass ideas Avante?
    Still reading the same old ? You really that hard up?

    Not that you beat anything to death.

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=232267
    Last edited by Avante; 07-17-2014 at 04:34 AM.

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    Board Man Comes Home Clipper Nation's Avatar
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    You pronounce my name "Kwah-li," any questions?
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    I bring many blessings with my man Hi-Tek and he from the 'Natti....
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    ....have such cool names?

    Trendavis Friday
    Ivory Crockett
    Ebanizer Edmonds
    Fair Hooker
    Houston McTear
    LaDainian Tomlinson
    Pervis Atkins
    Daswell Campbell
    DeHart Hubbard
    Tyrone Whatley
    Leotis Booker
    Gale Sayers
    Theotis Brown
    Wardell Gilbreath
    Carver Shannon
    Prentice Gautt
    Elvis Pea
    X.L. Emerson
    Huelon Hewritt
    Orenthal James Simpson
    Tyrick Hill
    Adonis Stone
    Aki Bradley
    Ocie Early
    Elijah Jefferson
    Usian Bolt
    I-Perfection Harris
    Eulace Pea
    Mozelle Ellerbe
    Harrison Dilliard
    Vernus Ragsdale
    Gloster Richardson
    Ja' Warren Hooker
    Israel Lang
    Jeremiah Wheeler
    Evander Holifield
    Asafa Powell
    Ot o Thompson
    Ezunial Burts
    Vesco Bradley
    Mackinley Dillingham
    Emerson Boozer
    Tuqual Walls
    Yohan Blake
    Ashland Whitfield
    Augusta Brown
    E.McDonald Bailey
    Hasley Crawford
    Handsome Wearing
    Major Hazelton
    Savante Stringfellow
    Haven Moses
    Renaldo Nehemiah
    Norbert Payton
    LaRue Harrington
    Orlando McDaneil
    Nesta Carter
    Ameer Webb
    Hewritt Dixon
    Theolonius Bush
    DeMario Wesley
    Leamon King
    Grundy Harris
    Tiki Barber
    Jamaal Charles
    Rufus Ferguson
    Dominique Dorsey
    Javid Best
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    Shut up, got

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    CubanSucksSuperFunTimeGo! Pauly D's Avatar
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    Some of those names don't even stand out and the others are ing re ed. Like the parents took a big slap at a keyboard and used the result

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Then there's always, growing up around that and thinking.........man these black folks sure have cool names. One of my best friends was a black cat we all called....Bugs....because of his big ears. His real name......Emerson Perriott.

    Now if I wanted to really stand out I'd tell ya just who all those guys were,
    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    Emerson
    Emerson who?
    Emerson big ears you have

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    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
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    we're just very unique, creative and original by nature. cookie cutter names are so 1950's. how many jerry's, david's, anthony's, paul', george's do we need???

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Word Trill. Crazy ass names are an acceptable subs ute for wearing pants around the knees.

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    CubanSucksSuperFunTimeGo! Pauly D's Avatar
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    we're just very unique, creative and original by nature. cookie cutter names are so 1950's. how many jerry's, david's, anthony's, paul', george's do we need???
    No, it's because yall were separated from yalls "cookie cutter" names in africa and now yall are creating new ones but it's coming off as pathetic. Don't get me wrong, whites are doing the same thing and considering we already have our bevy of established names, ranging from super common to old school and refreshing, I'd say it's even more annoying and pretentious

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    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
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    No, it's because yall were separated from yalls "cookie cutter" names in africa and now yall are creating new ones but it's coming off as pathetic. Don't get me wrong, whites are doing the same thing and considering we already have our bevy of established names, ranging from super common to old school and refreshing, I'd say it's even more annoying and pretentious

    hmmm, never thought of it that way. thanks, cookie cutter paul.

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    what's funny is these new white names start at the top and then eventually get picked up by the trailer park group. At one point, "Brittney" was probably mostly upper middle to high class name. Now, it's a stripper.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    Barkevious and Ha Ha

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    sup? hehateme's Avatar
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    Once you name a kid Ha Ha it stops becoming a culture and just becomes laughable..

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    his name is ha'sean. ha-ha is his nickname. i'd take ha'sean over david, paul or anthony anyday. fucc that cookie cutter . i'd also take ha'sean over the edgy white names like gunner, tanner, dakota or skip lmao

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    CubanSucksSuperFunTimeGo! Pauly D's Avatar
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    his name is ha'sean. ha-ha is his nickname. i'd take ha'sean over david, paul or anthony anyday. fucc that cookie cutter . i'd also take ha'sean over the edgy white names like gunner, tanner, dakota or skip lmao
    So you want you want your kid to despise you every time there's a roll call or they have to give their name and spell it immediately after

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    his name is ha'sean. ha-ha is his nickname. i'd take ha'sean over david, paul or anthony anyday. fucc that cookie cutter . i'd also take ha'sean over the edgy white names like gunner, tanner, dakota or skip lmao
    how is that pronunced?

    Is it Ha Seen
    or Ha Shawn

    so...in a sentence...

    Has anyone seen Ha'sean's shoes?

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Once you name a kid Ha Ha it stops becoming a culture and just becomes laughable..
    Puns!

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    Kang Trill Clinton's Avatar
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    So you want you want your kid to despise you every time there's a roll call or they have to give their name and spell it immediately after
    why would my child despise me becuause of someone else's ignorance???

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    Some of those names don't even stand out and the others are ing re ed. Like the parents took a big slap at a keyboard and used the result
    Pauly D..... is ing re ed.

    How about....Ubeja Anderson?

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    why would my child despise me becuause of someone else's ignorance???
    humor me with an experiment if you will...

    close your eyes....you're in a room...it's full of people...you can hear conversations, movements...you smell freshly baked bread.
    You hear all kinds of different accents. Black, Mexican, Chinese, etc. Over a loudspeaker, a voice begins calling out names.
    "Lastavius...John...Wilson...Jiminez...Wong...HaHa Barkiveus...Mark..." Ever time a different name is called, you hear the shuffle of feet.
    Soon, you hear the distinct sound of a gunshot. Then...another one. And another. Over the louspeaker..."Rasean...Delandry...Rodriquez...Wing Chow..."
    more shuffling...more gunshots..."Trill". You feel your pants being pulled down and what feels like a large lubricated penis inserted in your anus.
    You like it so much, you forget about all the other weird going on.

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    we're just very unique, creative and original by nature. cookie cutter names are so 1950's. how many jerry's, david's, anthony's, paul', george's do we need???
    Cool black names prior to 1950?

    Mozelle Ellerbe
    Rozia Singletary
    Eulace Pea
    Harrison Dilliard
    Mackinley Morganfield (Muddy Waters)
    E. McDonald Bailey
    Isaiah Nettles

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    My favorite black name is Haywood.

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    Cool white names?


    Lance Alworth
    Richmond Flowers

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