Congratulations to Blake and xmas

[cantthinkofanything]

Rumor is that they are pregnant. Unplanned but not not unwanted.

Good luck to both mom and dad. Whichever is which.

[The Gemini Method]

The miracle of birth. Congrats! May the gods bless you with a child of your choosing!

[FkLA]

ST's power couple tbh. Congrats.

[El Guapo]

Congratulations to two of the sorriest pendejos this site has ever seen!

[Cry Havoc]

when is xmas expecting?

[DJR210]

such a miracle that xmas1997 was able to get pregnant at her age..God is good!

[Bigzax]

You sick you xmas.

[Avante]

I like xmas but that Blake is one totally ed up slab of monkey . I wish the er would swivel up and blow away. Tired of that constant whine.

[Leetonidas]

sbm not gonna be happy about this betrayal tbh

[Strange Love]

sbm not gonna be happy about this betrayal tbh

You always gotta have a third wheel.

[Avante]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one

[Blake]

Rumor is that they are pregnant. Unplanned but not not unwanted.

Good luck to both mom and dad. Whichever is which.

First your mom and now xmas? That sucks.

#cantthinkofanythingoneliners

[Blake]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one

You're jealous of me bending xmas over aren't you

[lefty]

So who is the real father ?

[Spur-Addict]

So who is the real father ?

YIKES!!!

[lil'mo]

lefty ftw

[Blake]

So who is the real father ?

So I'm not the father?

[RD2191]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one

[Blake]

Rob if you ever get pregnant because of me I'm gonna need you to abort it. I'll even pay for it.

K thanks.

[mrsmaalox]

That would explain the irrational emotional roller coaster xmas1997 has been riding as of late. He should be fine into the next trimester.

[cantthinkofanything]

So I'm not the father?

The sonogram showed that the baby is gay and only has one ball. You're definitely the dad.

[Blake]

The sonogram showed that the baby is gay and only has one ball. You're definitely the dad.

© cantthinkofanythingoneliners

[Spur|n|Austin]

ST's power couple tbh. Congrats.

Brangelina is so 2009 - Blaxmas is now.

[Blake]

I see xmas as a cheap thrills pros ute.

it's sbm that's madly in love with xmas, ready to jump in front of a semen firing squad for him.

[silverblk mystix]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one