Trials and tribulations of being married....

[Avante]

...to a stonecold fox.

Judy is 5=10 135 pounds with long blond hair and big blue eyes, she has that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk and that cute little pout. A true traffic stopper. I can't take her anywhere where guys don't stare, some try to not let me catch them (not that I care) while others just don't care. We walk into a restaurant and every head turns, the women in admiration the men with lust. You do not get used to it, but you do come to just accept it.

When she walked by me at the Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville, I couldn't believe the ass on her, absolutely outerwordly, it was almost alien, I was stunned. The most remarkable thing I'd ever seen. Then when I asked her to dance I felt like a little kid on Christmas morning......then to hear...."no thank you"....I was shattered. So there I sat staring at my gin tonic with my buddy Stan..."you suck dude, she's way out of your league which is way down there, hahahaha!!!!!!!!" Stan ended up my best man.

[Strange Love]

...to a stonecold fox.

Judy is 5=10 135 pounds with long blond hair and big blue eyes, she has that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk and that cute little pout. A true traffic stopper. I can't take her anywhere where guys don't stare, some try to not let me catch them (not that I care) while others just don't care. We walk into a restaurant and every head turns, the women in admiration the men with lust. You do not get used to it, but you do come to just accept it.

When she walked by me at the Paul Bunyan Lounge in Porterville, I couldn't believe the ass on her, absolutely outerwordly, it was almost alien, I was stunned. The most remarkable thing I'd ever seen. Then when I asked her to dance I felt like a little kid on Christmas morning......then to hear...."no thank you"....I was shattered. So there I sat staring at my gim tonic with my buddy Stan..."you suck dude, she's way out of your league which is way down there, hahahaha!!!!!!!!" Stan ended up my best man.

Another cuckold arises!

[TDMVPDPOY]

whether ur alpha or beta male in the relationship, you can easily be demoted to cuckhold type when you are broke with no financial security to provide, or another wanker comes into your relationship with an indecent proposal ur partner has no problem accepting and kicking you to the curb...

[Avante]

whether ur alpha or beta male in the relationship, you can easily be demoted to cuckhold type when you are broke with no financial security to provide, or another wanker comes into your relationship with an indecent proposal ur partner has no problem accepting and kicking you to the curb...

Well we've been together for 33 years, and it's better now than it's ever been.

[benefactor]

liar
fake internet life

[gameFACE]

LOL the Paul Bunyan Lounge..........

[Blake]

LOL the Paul Bunyan Lounge..........

[gameFACE]

Grizzly Adams Bear Pub

[mrsmaalox]

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

[leemajors]

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

"I exiled him to the garage"

[TheSanityAnnex]

...to a stonecold fox.

Judy is 5=10 135 pounds with long blond hair and big blue eyes, she has that "my daddy owns oil wells" walk and that cute little pout. A true traffic stopper. I can't take her anywhere where guys don't stare, some try to not let me catch them (not that I care) while others just don't care. We walk into a restaurant and every head turns, the women in admiration the men with lust. You do not get used to it, but you do come to just accept it.

NO ONE looks at a 65 year old woman with lust, NO ONE

[Clipper Nation]

Cuckvante

[DJR210]

Another cuckold arises!

liar
fake internet life

LOL the Paul Bunyan Lounge..........

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

"I exiled him to the garage"

Cuckvante

[Blake]

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

.....that sits around talking track and making horrible sports bets all day while I run a day care to pay the bills"

[hehateme]

Cardinals to win the AFL South...book it.

[Blake]

NO ONE looks at a 65 year old woman with lust, NO ONE

an 85 year old man might

[Cry Havoc]

Getting old is going to suck, this thread is proof.

[benefactor]

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

"I exiled him to the garage"

[Avante]

liar
fake internet life

I heard all this before, then there it all was for all to see...

all those books
the weigths
football trophies
posters of track stars
all that music

Who has a fake internert life?

Dude, do I own a Jimmy Brown rookie card, do I have 20 books on Islam and more than that on being black in America? Do I own Track & Field magazines since 1970? How about 20,000 football cards? Do I own all the Conans Howard ever wrote? How about aoll the Hermann Hesse's? Do I have a binder with over 1000 Niners cards starting in the 50's?

Well?

Do I own two bench presses and all kinds of bars and ?

Who on earth has a fake internet life, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

LOL the Paul Bunyan Lounge..........

Interesting story about that.

A local sculptor made a huge statue of Paul Bunyan that stood out in front. It was sort of a monument arount here. When he died he wanted that statue as his grave stone. So there it is in a graveyard somewhere while the platform the statue stood on is now an eye sore.

[Avante]

Meanwhile, Judy is on MomTalk starting a thread "The trials and tribulations of being married to a fat, old windbag"

Judy doesn't do this internet thing other than a few sites about child care. She's look at you and..."that poor lady"

[Avante]

"I exiled him to the garage"

You've seen my Fortress of Solitude...right?

[Avante]

NO ONE looks at a 65 year old woman with lust, NO ONE

She was 21 and I was 33 when we got married.

[cantthinkofanything]

You've seen my Fortress of Solitude...right?

Hi Avante,

I think you can silence much of the disbelievers by posting your pics again. You might take a new one showing you holding today's newspaper. Also, please have Judy in the picture holding xmas's wife's liver.

[mrsmaalox]

Judy doesn't do this internet thing other than a few sites about child care. She's look at you and..."that poor lady"

I look at her and...."that stupid lady"