Amateur: What Kind of Is This My Pops Unleashed Upon Me?

[Koolaid_Man]

man....a mutha ing job...I ain't used to this ....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations.... ...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bull ed up....However I have ed one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a and then you die

[spurraider21]

man....a mutha ing job...I ain't used to this ....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations.... ...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bull ed up....However I have ed one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a and then you die

this feels like a copypasta tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

this feels like a copypasta tbh

Yeah from my brain to the keyboard to the bits and bytes on the screen

[-21-]

You'll get used to it Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't think so...Imma give this 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism

[313]

Kool Aids Man, you need psychiatric help. 100% serious.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool Aids Man, you psychiatric help. 100% serious.

I don't disagree...

[RsxPiimp]

Hard not to get jealous of Kool. Dudes livin the life.

[Thebesteva]

I don't think so...Imma give this 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism

Trying so hard to troll, failing as always

[RobbyH]

what kind of company would want to take a gimp in for a board presentation?

[JohnnyMax]

[hater]

Going back to a 9-5 after a hiatus is no joke imo

90% of it all just feels out of place and a waste of time.

[Plum Island]

I don't think so...Imma give this 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism

Piss on your boss's desk.
With your pants still down and one leg up on the desk (with some urine splash hitting your boss)- howl like an insane wolf.

After you're fired- claim insanity and go for welfare or disability.
Then- if you can keep from spending the money on drugs and tricks, you can get the lazy lifestyle you so richly deserve.

You're welcome brother.

[Koolaid_Man]

Piss on your boss's desk.
With your pants still down and one leg up on the desk (with some urine splash hitting your boss)- howl like an insane wolf.

After you're fired- claim insanity and go for welfare or disability.
Then- if you can keep from spending the money on drugs and tricks, you can get the lazy lifestyle you so richly deserve.

You're welcome brother.

You're alright...may we smoke a stoogie in peace one day

[Plum Island]

You're alright...may we smoke a stoogie in peace one day

As long as you don't attempt to sue me if things go awry- we're cool.

I'm not a Jew, but they think I am and I use that to my advantage. Without conscience.
As in Attorney's and CPA's and so nobody messes with the money.

Capiche?

Good. Then stogies it is.

[Franklin]

You don't need to force yourself to work anyway, Kool. You're a legit American citizen so you're even more privileged than the beeners to collect paychecks and live on them. Get paid without doing anything just like your desired dad Kobe, tbh.

[Buddy Mignon]

man....a mutha ing job...I ain't used to this ....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations.... ...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bull ed up....However I have ed one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a and then you die

Hey Kool... just don't be ing any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour es too. These girls typically just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the compe ive juices from these es... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office es love to snack on ... won't be long before they're snacking on your if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Kool... just don't be ing any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour es too. These girls typically just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the compe ive juices from these es... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office es love to snack on ... won't be long before they're snacking on your if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.

I bow before thee oh great LakaLuva

Straight pimp

[DPG21920]

This is the first time I have legitimately felt sad for you.

[DMC]

Hey Kool... just don't be ing any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour es too. These girls typically just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the compe ive juices from these es... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office es love to snack on ... won't be long before they're snacking on your if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.

We all know the sand fleas work for less because they are mentally incapable of ingenuity. Don't get mad.

[DJR210]

What happened to you Koolaid_Man?

[m>s]

Fake ni66er shtick hey op you

[TDMVPDPOY]

spittin and jerking another mans , lol his job

[Ghazi]

He definitely needs mental help, he just conjures lies non stop on a message board. Considering hes black its likely doesnt even know who his dad is

[Ghazi]

Or is he pretending to be black? Who knows with this chump behind a keyboard.