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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Was in Brookstone killing time a couple of weeks ago. Never really tried a massage chair...but sat in one of these pricey ers and...wow...
    Especially when I placed my penis into the arm massager.

    But for reals, I was impressed. Anyone here have one of these things?

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    Real men dont get massages

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    Real men dont get massages
    I've never been to get one. I don't even like getting my back rubbed by your mom.

    That's why I was surprised how much I liked the chair. Especially on the legs and feet. That was proper.

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    Real men dont get massages
    lol poor

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    Real men dont get massages from another male


    fify

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    Had one around the house for several years but it became the equivalent of the exercise bike clothes holder, so I gave it away to a neighbor. Most of the nail places have those super heavy duty massage chairs at their pedicure stations, and they are marvelous. I am a runner but I was held back a lot because of sciatica; I get pedicures every 2 weeks and those massage chairs have really helped me. I haven't had that pain in my butt for at least 5 years now. And there are men getting pedicures in those chairs all the time

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    Had one around the house for several years but it became the equivalent of the exercise bike clothes holder, so I gave it away to a neighbor. Most of the nail places have those super heavy duty massage chairs at their pedicure stations, and they are marvelous. I am a runner but I was held back a lot because of sciatica; I get pedicures every 2 weeks and those massage chairs have really helped me. I haven't had that pain in my butt for at least 5 years now. And there are men getting pedicures in those chairs all the time
    I don't know if they've made significant improvements but I don't think this would be collecting clothes. They had one that wouldn't look awful in a living room. But I wonder if it messes up...how hard is it to get it fixed. If it requires any work at all, then I can see it just being a very expensive recliner. If I lived closer to the mall, I wouldn't have to even think of buying one.

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    I've never been to get one. I don't even like getting my back rubbed by your mom.

    That's why I was surprised how much I liked the chair. Especially on the legs and feet. That was proper.
    My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her, but if I pull a muscle or anything like that I see her as quickly as possible.

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    My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her,
    wot...do you mean "never"?

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    wot...do you mean "never"?
    She has been an RMT for 10 years and I have had two full body massages from her. I have been treated by her for injuries 12-15 times. Not taking the bait.

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    She has been an RMT for 10 years and I have had two full body massages from her. I have been treated by her for injuries 12-15 times. Not taking the bait.
    But she might want to ride you!!!!¡¡¡!!!!!¡¡¡!

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    Real men dont get massages
    you must be poor.

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    Real men dont get massages
    Real men don't pay for massages

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    My sister is an RMT - I rarely get a full massage from her, but if I pull a muscle or anything like that I see her as quickly as possible.
    OK...that's just weird

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Real men don't pay for massages
    Lol there's no such thing as a free massage.

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    Had a high end chair for like 7 years. I've probably used it not more than 10 - 15 times. Total waste of money.

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    Lol there's no such thing as a free massage.
    I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my a payment.

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    Real men dont get massages

    I love getting touched on by women. I have so much control that by the time my massage therapist tells me to turn over I make sure I have a slight woody. I like to e things up.

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    There's no such thing as a massage chair anyway, there are only vibrating chairs, and how the is that comfortable?

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    There's no such thing as a massage chair anyway, there are only vibrating chairs, and how the is that comfortable?
    No, there are actual massage chairs that dig like elbows

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    I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my a payment.
    You pay for both. Sooner or later.

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    I've had plenty of free massages. I don't consider giving a girl my a payment.
    I'm guessing she doesn't consider it payment, either.

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    No, there are actual massage chairs that dig like elbows
    that sounds awful

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    You must be gay tbh

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