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  1. 08-31-2014 #1
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    any time now...
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    Need one of his signature move tbh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugen
    Need one of his signature move tbh

    I admit I chuckled. Poor bas will never live his stone hands down.

    Nono, this was totally unecessary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugen
    Need one of his signature move tbh



    He's like "What happened? The ball was just here a second ago".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugen
    Need one of his signature move tbh

    I still hope that one of those quick passes by Manu will somehow break his fingers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlecoyotecoin
    I admit I chuckled. Poor bas will never live his stone hands down.

    Nono, this was totally unecessary.
    A lil bit of humor is always necessary in the offseason, IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by O_V
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    Quote Originally Posted by O_V
    Best thread of the week, easily. imo
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    Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.
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    He sucked in the ing summer league, the ing summer league. Meanwhile, Baynes eating up and ting out international compe ion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElNono
    A lil bit of humor is always necessary in the offseason, IMO
    Ok, Ok, if you insist. But, I hope some of you guys kicking him while he's down accidentally kick him in the hand and break your feet.
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    Can't wait for the unveiling of this statue. I heard it's all going made of bronze......except for the hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gospursgojas
    Id vote for a statue of him clapping hands in disgust with himself...ball 3 feet from him on ground.
    I think some low hanging fruit has been missed, here.

    Ayres *is* a statue. Just have him stand outside the ATT and have kids throw passes to him. When they sail by, pigeons will even be convinced. Condition the hand-clapping response out of him and, boom, $1.8 million dollar statue. Hang a brass plaque: "St. Ayers - Manos de Piedra". Puro San Antonio. Ayer, the perfect saintly name for him, for if you wanted him to catch a pass today, you would have had to tell him yesterday.
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    What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
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    jeff sucks ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs10
    What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
    There's a chance Jefferson will catch the ball if thrown directly to him.
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    Will attract plenty of pigeons in a hurry...
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    Man, I love Ayers, but damn, that was funny. I am hoping that during the offseason somehow his hand-eye coordination is improved.
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    More rings than TMac....
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    Just put the actual Jeff Ayres on a pedestal. Works exactly like a statue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs10
    What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
    Which Jefferson? Al or Richard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spurs10
    What's the difference between the Jefferson Monument and Jeff Ayres?
    This sounds like the start of a good joke.
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