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Even women know that a 1440p television would be useless for broadcast purposes.
You spill a little drink on the rug......
men...big ing deal!
women...you ruined the rug!!!!!!!
HDTV
men...I need a Samsung 48inch 1440p at least.
women....yawn!
Sex
men....I'm horny.
women....you ignore me all week, don't meet my emotional needs and really think I'm going to want to make love to someone that selfish with their time?
men...
$$$$$$
men...it's tight this month, ok?
women...I need my hair and nails done, ya know.
son comes in crying, been in a fight.
men....good, don't take no .
women...my poor poor baby, what can mama do?
Last edited by Avante; 09-03-2014 at 07:17 PM.
Even women know that a 1440p television would be useless for broadcast purposes.
Avante: I want to watch football, it's opening kickoff!
Judy: Bull you ing little , put your flowered skirt back on and get out there and do your chores. Those hummingbirds aren't gonna feed them ingselves!
even women know TV's don't come in 48 inch models
Avante's got some work to do spinning this one.
"I said at least, dummy!
mommy....do you ever do anything besides sit in front of that thing?
DJR210...but it's fun, especially Avante.
mommy....Avante, Avante, that's all you ever talk about.
What is that I'm watching?
Avante: My chores are done, can I please watch football now?
Judy: You shut your ing mouth you pussy. Now I need you to clean underneath the refridgerator, then take this check down to Bank to make the mortgage payment. And when you're done with that, Mommy needs her toenails clipped and painted. Tell your little online friends you're gonna have a busy day today .
Avante: Yes ma'am, I'm sorry
50 inch corner to corner presumably, but I truly believe you're on a Montgomery Wards CRT console with the woodgrain panel tbh.
Not a 1440p TV.
general definition of a woman: life supporting system of a pussy
strict definition (excluding young girls and do s): Human beings who don't have s but can reproduce.
Little man we all have things we are good at and things we suck at, ok? Trust me, that sort of thing you suck at.,....ok?
Big silver letters....SAMSUNG...and I could have swore it said 48 inch at Target.
I'm glad I'll be able to enjoy opening kickoff this weekend
Trust me, you suck at this....ok? It's 50.
Opening kickoff tomorrow nightI'm glad I'll be able to enjoy opening kickoff this weekend
Chores, chores, chores.Opening kickoff tomorrow night
Hey Avante, which stations broadcast in 1440p?
Hmmmmm?
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You have the worst schtick in the history of the internet.
Whoa whoa whoa....chores? Are you kidding me?
The first NFL game of the year comes before everything but a death in the family/child birth, and then I'd have to DVR it.
You've already done this thread.
Dude, stop worrying about posters...ok? If you don't want to talk about the topic, then don't be here....ok? I might make another thread just like this one tomorrow..ok?
Little man what's with this chronic wahwahwah of yours?
Dementia.
to medicate, or not to medicate...that is the question.
if i don't medicate, then i must exercise extreme self control, which i have been unable to do in the past.
if i do medicate, then i feel uncomfortable in my own skin. very eerie feeling.
last resort is pot which i know would get many votes on this site, but is not an option as i don't want to be a bad example for my son and i need to get a jobby job.
advice asshole....take your meds,ok?
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