AHAHAHAHAHAHA Apple

[Venti Quattro]

[ElNono]

^^ what's the joke, tbh?

[jeebus]

Delicious. Your average peasant android user would think they were the first company to make something bigger, have a keyboard, and show battery stats. This just shows that android is, and has been, continuously ting their pants since the original iPhone was released. Just last year, they flopped around and tried to make a touch ID, only to have a fail. Then they introduced that ridiculous "watch" of theirs to try to be innovative, which is pretty much wearing a giant turd with a minute hand on it Nice try Venti ttro.

[ElNono]

pretending to like all that cheap plastic because you can't afford the real deal... "yeah, this GEO drives reeeeeaaaaal nice. who needs a merc?".... crofl that samsung exec "who needs 64 bit?" (turns around, runs to make 64 bit phones)

Topped off by 20 different interfaces because every indian feels they can design AND program...

I'm just glad I don't have to deal with such third world problems, tbh

[jeebus]

pretending to like all that cheap plastic because you can't afford the real deal... "yeah, this GEO drives reeeeeaaaaal nice. who needs a merc?".... crofl that samsung exec "who needs 64 bit?" (turns around, runs to make 64 bit phones)

Topped off by 20 different interfaces because every indian feels they can design AND program...

I'm just glad I don't have to deal with such third world problems, tbh

"Hey Apple, we've had notifications since 2012! Get with the times! And you're just now getting a cloud? Oh man, what losers!"

Android users, like lefty and Veterinarian, have been crying non stop since today's event.

[ElNono]

"Hey Apple, we've had notifications since 2012! Get with the times! And you're just now getting a cloud? Oh man, what losers!"

Android users, like lefty and Veterinarian, have been crying non stop since today's event.

It's understandable, tbh.... starting today, that NFC chip they had since 2012 will actually start to become useful once Google copies the whole Apple Pay system...

[TDMVPDPOY]

does it still incorporate the finger print security like the previous model?

lol apple security is a load of anyway

[Venti Quattro]

lol apple security is a load of anyway

"Think different" they said

You have to give credit to Crapple, they have the ability to make smartphone improvements that are already 2-3 years existing in the most basic of phones to be hip, cool and avant garde.

[Venti Quattro]

This will go well with your $5 Starbucks coffee cup. If you have the iPhone 6 you can order Grande and if you have the iPhone 6, it matches well with a Venti cup. Aside from that they didn't do

[Clipper Nation]

samsung, aka lefty, is pissing their pants at the innovations Apple, aka ElNono, dropped on the planet today. it's an old saying but still true: apple did it again! I streamed the keynote live from my Apple iPhone 5S 32gb phone Safari browser and, I must say, the innovation...Holy Allah, it was dripping from my speakers and screen.

I went to spurmtalk and, of course, I see this thread by poor samsu...er lefty. He's scared. Scared less of apple raping the compe ion. I'm already in line at my nearest Apple store. lefty, my , I got a spot open for you if you wanna come and join the winning squad.


timvp BUMP cobbler duncan228 lefty

Apple's done it again, just running train on the technology industry from dusk 'til dawn...

[Clipper Nation]

This will go well with your $5 Starbucks coffee cup. If you have the iPhone 6 you can order Grande and if you have the iPhone 6, it matches well with a Venti cup. Aside from that they didn't do

Drids go well with a flaming bag of on your doorstep

Apple

[lefty]

[Venti Quattro]

Drids go well with a flaming bag of on your doorstep

Apple

your Kang disagrees, Clipper Asian

You should patronize Samsung flagships, as they are better than Crapples. Also, Asians should love their own

[Clipper Nation]

your Kang disagrees, Clipper Asian

You should patronize Samsung flagships, as they are better than Crapples. Also, Asians should love their own

Tbh, Kirby should be the face of Samsung.... Samsung is a ty ripoff of Apple, just like Kirby is a ty ripoff of DK

[ElNono]

24 karat gold watch straight from the factory.... while poorsung has to make do with gimmicky Swarovski glass

[Venti Quattro]

Crapple basically just juiced up the screen size of the iPhone and added no significant improvements except for another extra row for apps

[Clipper Nation]

Crapple basically just juiced up the screen size of the iPhone and added no significant improvements except for another extra row for apps

Why mess with perfection?

[ElNono]

Hard to add stuff to perfection, tbh...

They could've added the 'swipe your hand without touching the screen" gimmick nobody ever thought was useful for anything

Remember det one time when poorsung tried to pass that as "innovation"...

[ElNono]

Why mess with perfection?

Hard to add stuff to perfection, tbh...

Mah niglet

[leemajors]

Don't use open wifi networks at public events tbh

[lefty]

n trolls

[leemajors]

your Kang disagrees, Clipper Asian

You should patronize Samsung flagships, as they are better than Crapples. Also, Asians should love their own

http://appleinsider.com/articles/14/...s-note-phablet

[jeebus]

Crapple basically just juiced up the screen size of the iPhone and added no significant improvements except for another extra row for apps

the Galaxy S5 is basically an S4 with a piece of tape covering the 4 and some gook with limited knowledge of life outside his town writing "5" on the tape

[jeebus]

Hard to add stuff to perfection, tbh...

They could've added the 'swipe your hand without touching the screen" gimmick nobody ever thought was useful for anything

Remember det one time when poorsung tried to pass that as "innovation"...

android innovation: "oh look, the video stops playing when your eyes move away! so if you're watching a porn and don't want to see a guy's asshole, we'll pause the movie when you look away and play the video again when you become a got like the rest of our customers!"

[lefty]

Ok I admit, dat's good trolling Jebes

Black people are good trolls tbh