With a gasp you awaken because the sleep apnea caused by the excess fat around your neck has cut off your breathing yet again. A glance at the clock...."Well, might as well get up hahahahaha!!!!!!" The old hardwood floors groan under your large, obese frame as you make your way to the bathroom. A minute or so of search and struggle and you have found your equipment just before you urinate on your underbelly again. "Gonna be a good day! No piss on the gut! Time to go see what all those small frys are doing." As you walk back into the bedroom you retrieve the football from the dresser and tuck it under your arm. You slide a chair in front of your full length mirror and put your right foot up on it. You stick out your left arm and tuck the football close with your right. "Those s will see the Heisman winner zooooommmmmm all over them today!" A box of cereal and dozen donuts later, you are stationed in your chair...coffee in hand and laptop resting comfortably on your gut table.
The brower is open...
Life begins again...
let us proceed...
football fans
Yeah, rioting soccer fans are better
At least they are not fat s who sit in front of their TV for 10 hours of commercials and 2 minutes of actual play
Rioting = exercise
Zooooooooooooo mmm mmm
At least they are not fat s who sit in front of their TV for 10 hours of commercials and 2 minutes of actual play
Rioting = exercise
first line had me
really?
You want to play this game, are you sure ?
cuz .... good luck
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Plenty of room for more! Make yourselves comfortable!Welcome to the circle
Welcome to the troll circle jerk! Would you care for some lotion, or would you prefer to dry dock it today?
Nice work benefactor
You smiled when you read that first line. Don't lie.
Circleee Jerkkkk
lol he said "jerk"
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It was pushin' 6am in the morning when the big guy crawled out of bed, after taking a leak, a shave and a shower he got dressed and headed out the door, a quick 2 miles and then some orange juice, a banana and some vits. The big game will be on in a few hours so he has time to knock out some weights. But before that he checks out the internet.
He sits there staring at a little freak who spends most his time on these sites crying like a little , he can only laugh. The little freak is always....wahwahwhawah you didn't wahwahwah post a video wahwahwah. He can only laugh.
Then he hears.."hey baby, how about coming back to bed...ok"...he smiles to yourself, feeling sorry for wahwahwah but he has better things to do than worry about internet pouters.
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Jerking is always more fun in circle fashion, especially with other trolls
lefty - Why didn't you get a cool nickname?So far in this thread
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