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I'm waiting for Brut the Broadway musical
If you wear Brut
You smell like toot
You wear a cheap suit
And play the skin flute
You like to root
In the greasy poopshoot
of a dude that's hirsute
while playing the lute
I'm waiting for Brut the Broadway musical
"Brut"
she was long and lean
fine as could be
she came over
sat down by me
I was about to leave
call it a day
then I smelled your Brut
I think I'll stay
so after a drink or two
she took me by the hand
whispered in my ear
wanna screw
I'd like to say
I was surprised
but that would be untrue
ya see every night I wear Brut
I get a free screw
Y'know, your poetry is really quite terrible.
I can see how in 1972 in Olongapo how Brut might be popular among the young girls
Yeah but it doesn't take him long to make it. I don't think he ever has a second thought. If he's using a pencil, the eraser is new.
"Olongapo"
it's far away
across the bridge
at Subic Bay
a lot of bars
hotels and monkey meat
everything a sailor needs
drinks, a bed, and something to eat
tons of girls
all around
some all tall and thin
others short and round
but their cheap
and want to please
they'll do it all
even on their knees
Olongapo is so dirty
and glum
but tons of cute girls
to make ya
OP's poem >>>>>>>>>> any of Avante's got-ass poetry
When you criticize...EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY...it sorta loses something.,
Little man I've had my poems read to the class by college professors more than once....ok?
Doesn't count tbh.
Cry more, got
"Class, this is an example of what not to do when writing poetry...."Little man I've had my poems read to the class by college professors more than once....ok?
Dude, you never ever get anything right, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your level of stupidity should be illegal.
Even had my poems in the local newspaper.
Give me a topic.
Why do you feel you have to prove yourself to every stranger who laughs at you on a message board, Avante? That was like 12 exclamation marks.
And what commercial paper posts user submitted poems?
Why Avante is an old, fat got who sucks at betting
Almanac lists.
"Avante"
built like a Greek God
hung like a mule
that's the mighty Avante
he ain't nobody's fool
a man among boys
a legend in his on time
he can do it all
nothing he can't rhymn
he likes to kick
CN around
the guys a midget
a little clown
Avante is cool
and bad to the bone
he just wishs ChumpStupid
would leave him alone
You can't say you're cool and bad to the bone in one sentence and then cryleave me alone!!!!!!
Write a poem about the topic I requested, got....
" got"
he followed everyone around
a little pest
a total clown
yep, a got
he was short
bout 5 foot 4
his dad was a drunk
his mama a
yep. a got
he went by ClipperNation
is that dumb or what
talk about a pussy
talk about a
yep, a got
he spent all his time
humping away
it didn't matter
night or day
yep, a got
the guy was an moron
and it was as obvious
as could be
he spent most his time
worried about me
yep, a got
No, the stupid poems make it obvious who spends their time worried about other posters
Do you see me following anyone around?
"Blake"
he was always a grump
totally bummed
he'd make a laughing hyena
begin quiet and glum
he never had
a nice thing to say
just a little prick
each and every day
he'd spoil any party
as he does here
nobody wants him around
that's very clear
the guy is a freak
dumb as can be
what a shame he is here
and not in some infirmary
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